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Worcestershire, bouillabaisse, prosciutto, and onomatopoeia are not found in chocolate milk

I mean, honestly, fuck the chocolate milk, people. This is the ad read. Not found in chocolate milk: Worcestershire, Bola Babasi, Prosciutto, Onomatopoeia. Chocolate milk may not help with reading, but it's a great choice to help with recovery.

Empirically correct: Worcestershire is a fermented sauce, bouillabaisse is a French fish stew, prosciutto is cured Italian ham, and onomatopoeia is a literary device. None of them are in chocolate milk. The chocolate milk people also turned out to be right that it didn't help with reading — Hank rendered "bouillabaisse" as "Bola Babasi" on a script the sales team wrote specifically to make him stumble.

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