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PFT CommenterUnder Armour signed Lionel Messi because they specialize in signing the biggest chokers in sports
Congratulations to Under Armour for apparently signing Lionel Messi to round out their stable of Spieth, Cam Newton, and Steph Curry, the biggest chokers in the world.
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Big CatI am going to make pooping your pants as an adult socially acceptable
None of it comes even close to what I'm trying to accomplish when it comes to making pooping your pants as an adult not something to be ashamed of. I'm a 31-year-old man. I make mistakes just like you... If this happens to you, don't be ashamed. I'm here for you. I want to give a voice to the voiceless, the grown adults out there.
PFT CommenterLionel Messi is afraid of killing everyone in Argentina because he chokes so much
Messi's afraid of killing everybody in Argentina because he chokes so much. So he's doing the right thing and dropping out. And I'd like to see players in the U.S. start to drop out for the right reasons instead of the wrong ones.
PFT CommenterLionel Messi lacks the clutch gene and is likely a relative of Nazi Josef Mengele
I think that Messi might be a relative of a Nazi because a lot of them went to Argentina after the war to try to escape. Now, there was a doctor [Josef Mengele]... He was unable to uncover the clutch gene and isolate it. And that's why, you know, like Hitler, if he had had the clutch gene, he probably wouldn't have choked... Mingel moved to South America, had sex with an Argentinian. A few years later you get [Messi].
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View profilePFT CommenterThe 4-1 loss to Belgium was the worst USMNT performance in years
That was the worst performance from the US that I've seen in years. Just completely lackluster from the start. So much blame to go around. Tim Ream, friend of the program, good guy over the hill, turned into soccer Shawn Bradley before our very eyes got dunked on twice.
PFT CommenterChristian Pulisic was a 'no-show' and looked like he didn't care against Belgium
Christian Pulisic, the long anointed Captain America future face of this league for American soccer. Absolute no show of a game, I would say worse than a no show of a game. And then he checks himself out. Just looks lackluster, looks like he doesn't care at all. Had the most turnovers on the field of anybody. That played just really, really, really bad.
PFT CommenterThe US will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer
People will never close the skill gap. USA will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer.