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PFT CommenterLionel Messi lacks the clutch gene and is likely a relative of Nazi Josef Mengele
I think that Messi might be a relative of a Nazi because a lot of them went to Argentina after the war to try to escape. Now, there was a doctor [Josef Mengele]... He was unable to uncover the clutch gene and isolate it. And that's why, you know, like Hitler, if he had had the clutch gene, he probably wouldn't have choked... Mingel moved to South America, had sex with an Argentinian. A few years later you get [Messi].
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Big CatI am going to make pooping your pants as an adult socially acceptable
None of it comes even close to what I'm trying to accomplish when it comes to making pooping your pants as an adult not something to be ashamed of. I'm a 31-year-old man. I make mistakes just like you... If this happens to you, don't be ashamed. I'm here for you. I want to give a voice to the voiceless, the grown adults out there.
PFT CommenterLionel Messi is afraid of killing everyone in Argentina because he chokes so much
Messi's afraid of killing everybody in Argentina because he chokes so much. So he's doing the right thing and dropping out. And I'd like to see players in the U.S. start to drop out for the right reasons instead of the wrong ones.
Big CatLionel Messi should go to Cleveland and win a championship to repair his legacy
When the whole world thinks you're a quitter and is down on you, you go to Cleveland and you win a championship.
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If you think this is going to deter me from believing in the Houston Cougars for the next four years, you are sadly mistaken. I will never learn my lesson when it comes to this team.
PFT CommenterI'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday because he has enough people sucking his dick
I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday by the way. Fuck, fuck that guy. He's got enough people to suck his dick and wish him a happy birthday. Awful announcing quote that. I hope I do it again next year.
PFT CommenterNate Oats would not be a great fit at UNC
I don't think he'd be a great fit there. Would people be talking about Nate Oats as much for this job if he didn't wear those jackets? They feel like Carolina jackets. It feels like he's been accepting people into anticipating him being the next UNC coach for a while.