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3X Major Champion Brooks Koepka + NBA Draft Lottery
NBA Draft Lottery happened and chaos occurred. Tanking is dead and the Pelicans are getting Zion ( - ). Seeing Red as the Bulls get the 7th pick for the third straight year ( - ). NBA and NHL Playoffs ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). 2 US Open Champ and defending PGA Championship Champion Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about why hes so perfect, getting a little bored on the golf course, making golf more fun for the viewers, and the time he went on a double date with our boss ( - ). Segments include Bachelorette Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelorette, Locker Room Talk for sky penises, connect the dots for Frank Reich's assistant getting his house shot up and Guys on Chicks.
Recap
Big CatTanking is officially dead in the NBA
The NBA draft lottery... Tanking is over. Turns out Nate Silver is full of shit. Pelicans had the ninth best odds, they get the number one pick. Grizzlies had the eighth best odds, they get the two pick. The Knicks had the first best odds, they get the three pick. And the Lakers had the 11th best odds, they get the four pick. Tanking is over.
Big CatKevin Durant is 100% going to the New York Knicks
PFT, they are going to find out because Kevin Durant, according to sources, is 100% going to the New York Knicks. My source is someone who DMed Colin Cowherd.
PFT CommenterRoger Goodell will implement an NFL draft lottery by the time Trevor Lawrence is eligible
I was watching the draft lottery, and all I kept thinking about was Roger Goodell is going to make sure that the NFL has some sort of lottery in place by the time Trevor Lawrence becomes eligible because he saw this was an event. This was bigger than the playoff game tonight because it involved so many other franchises.
Big CatThe Warriors-Trail Blazers series will go five games
The Warriors are currently, there's two minutes left in the game, and they're going to beat the Trailblazers by like 15... So this series is going to go five, like I said.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatNCAA Football is the greatest video game of all time
NCAA video game is back. Well, maybe back. NCAA formed a committee to bring back the NCAA football game. And this is the greatest news I think that has ever happened in my life. Because that game is the best game ever.
Interview
Brooks KoepkaI guarantee I will win the career Grand Slam
At what point in your career do you think you'll have all four majors? Guarantee it. I'm trying to figure out when the next time we play St. Andrews because I will win one at St. Andrews. I know that.
Brooks KoepkaGolf courses should be shortened to 14 or 15 holes to be more fun
How do you speed up the game? Literally, I would just make it like 15 holes, 14 holes... Because then you get to go in the 19th hole a little bit quicker... It gets boring from like hole 5 to 12. You're just like, where am I right now?
Brooks KoepkaGolfers wear metal spikes just to hear the clicking sound on concrete
I don't wear the spikes... soft spikes. [Some] guys wear the metal ones. I have no idea why. I think it's just to hear the click clack when they're walking over concrete... to make them feel like athletes.
Bachelor Talk
HankHannah B. is a bad Bachelorette because she cried too much in the first episode
I'm not a Hannah B fan whatsoever, so I would grade it like a C. The season's going to be tough. If you're the Bachelorette and you cry over the first guy, it's like you're the Bachelorette, you have 30 guys. One guy fucks you over, you're supposed to kick him to the curb and move on.
Guys On Chicks
Big CatNursing school graduation is a second-tier event that doesn't require a video recording
Should I be mad at my boyfriend for not videoing me walk across the stage at my nursing school graduation? No. Nursing school, that means it's probably your second graduation, right? So you probably already had a degree. Maybe if you were a doctor [it would matter].