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Brooks Koepka, Dan Rapaport Live From The PGA Championship, Nuggets Win Game 1, NBA Lottery + Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, May 17, 202321 takes

Nuggets take Game 1 in what some are calling the greatest game ever. Jokic went off and the Lakers still almost stole one (-). We talk NBA Lottery and Victor Wembanyama going to the Spurs as well as Doc Rivers getting fired (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Stetson Bennett not graduating and Martha Stewart being big time back (-). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk PGA Championship, LIV, how much we missed him and possibly naming his future son Blake (-). Dan Rapaport joins us live from Rochester where the PGA Championship is being played to talk about the field this weekend, how the course looks, Charlie Woods and long shot bets (-). We finish with a review of Big George Foreman and Guys on Chicks (-).

Brooks Koepka and Dan Rapaport on PGA Championship, NBA Playoffs, and Martha Stewart

The NBA Western Conference Finals kicked off with a banger as Nikola Jokic and the Nuggets fended off a late Lakers comeback. Jokic was a monster from the jump, securing a double-double before the first quarter even ended. While the Nuggets looked dominant early, the Lakers' late-game adjustments have Big Cat looking at a long series ahead.

Loss
May 17, 2023
#27908
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers will win Game 2 because they found a way to disrupt the Nuggets in the fourth quarter

I think the Lakers might win game two because it did feel also like it in the fourth quarter. It felt like they figured a little something out. Like Anthony Davis was playing off Gordon, was disrupting everything. I just think it is gonna be a long series.

The Nuggets won Game 2 (108-103) and went on to sweep the Lakers 4-0.

PFT is leaning toward the Nuggets because of the pure dominance they showed for three quarters, but he knows better than to count out LeBron when the series shifts to sea level.

Loss
May 17, 2023
#16511
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Nuggets will win the series against the Lakers in six games

I still think Nuggets and six, if [Jokic] can dominate like he dominated tonight and I actually don't see a reason why he wouldn't be able to as insane as his game was tonight.

The Nuggets swept the Lakers 4-0 in the Western Conference Finals.

The Victor Wembanyama Era Begins

The NBA Draft Lottery is in the books and the San Antonio Spurs landed the generational prize in Victor Wembanyama. While Big Cat is already leaning into the bitter fan strategy of calling him too skinny, everyone knows Gregg Popovich is the only person who can handle this kind of hype.

Win
May 17, 2023
#27909
Big CatBig Cat

San Antonio is the perfect landing spot for Victor Wembanyama because of Gregg Popovich

If you want a young player to not have his career go sideways with bad coaching and a dysfunctional franchise, there's no better place than San Antonio for [Wembanyama] to land.

Wembanyama had a historic rookie season under Popovich, winning Rookie of the Year and validating the 'perfect fit' narrative.

Big Cat spent the day dreaming of a Bulls miracle, so naturally, the pivot to skepticism was immediate.

Loss
May 17, 2023
#16512
Big CatBig Cat

Victor Wembanyama is probably not that good because he is too skinny and too French

I did just go straight into like, he's probably not even that good... I might be on Victor Wembanyama is too big, too skinny. And also Rudy Gobert is would be his like, you know, Frenchman and so maybe what's the best dog he can have in him? A French poodle?

Wembanyama lived up to the hype, winning NBA Rookie of the Year and having one of the best rookie seasons in history.

Speaking of coaching, Doc Rivers is out in Philly after another Game 7 collapse. While Doc has a history of these moments, Big Cat isn't letting the Sixers' stars off the hook for that pathetic showing against the Celtics.

Void
May 17, 2023
#27910
Big CatBig Cat

The 76ers' Game 7 loss was on James Harden and Joel Embiid, not Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers fired... He probably should have been fired. But it also is like one of those rare cases where Doc Rivers loves to blow it in big moments, but that loss to me was squarely on James Harden and Joel Embiid.

This is a subjective assessment of a game's outcome, though both Embiid and Harden struggled significantly in that Game 7.

Brooks Koepka is Back

Our good friend and future Blake of the Year candidate Brooks Koepka joined the show live from Oak Hill. He looked refreshed, healthy, and surprisingly honest about his performance at Augusta. There was no dancing around it: he knows he let a green jacket slip through his fingers.

Win
May 17, 2023
#16516
Brooks KoepkaBrooks Koepka

I choked away the Masters with a four-shot lead

I'd characterize that as a choke. Damn. It was pretty bad. Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on, you got a four shot lead. All you gotta do. I was playing good and just choked it away.

Koepka did lead after 54 holes and failed to win, which fits the standard definition of a sports 'choke'.

Brooks talked about life on the LIV circuit, the energy of the music on the course, and why the supposed bad blood between LIV and PGA Tour players is mostly a creation of the media.

Win
May 17, 2023
#16517
Brooks KoepkaBrooks Koepka

LIV and PGA Tour players don't actually have bad blood with each other

There's no bad blood. All everybody's so chill about it, you know, that everyone understands. Right. It's a business at the end of the day... I think it was more like media driven than there is anything. But everybody's cool with each other.

While some specific players had public spats, the eventual merger announcement shortly after this interview confirmed a move toward reconciliation.

He also dropped the bombshell that "Blake" was briefly on the table for his future son's name before a swift veto from his wife, Jenna. For Brooks, the focus remains entirely on the trophy case.

Void
May 17, 2023
#27914
Brooks KoepkaBrooks Koepka

Winning majors is the only benchmark that matters in golf

At the end of the day, all anybody cares about is majors and how many majors you got... At the end of the day, it's not how many wins in the regular season did you have? It's how many Super Bowls you win.

While this is a subjective standard, it is the widely accepted metric for historical greatness in golf.

PGA Championship Preview with Dan Rapaport

Dan Rapaport joined us from the media center at Oak Hill to break down the field. While the usual suspects like Rahm and Scheffler are in a tier of their own, Dan thinks there's a certain LIV golfer who is poised to make a massive statement this weekend.

Win
May 17, 2023
#27915
Dan RapaportDan Rapaport

Brooks Koepka is fully back and will deliver at the PGA Championship

I would say Brooks, I think Brooks is fully back. I know you guys are big Brooks guys. Just the way he played at the Masters, the way he looked at the Masters. He finally seems to be healthy... Major Brooks is back. I would be, I would not be surprised at all if he won it.

Brooks Koepka won the 2023 PGA Championship just days after this interview.

If you're looking for a sleeper, Dan is high on Jason Day's resurgence, noting that the health issues that plagued him for years finally seem to be a thing of the past.

Void
May 17, 2023
#27917
Dan RapaportDan Rapaport

Jason Day's ceiling is still historically high as his back issues have subsided

Jason Day who won last week... his ceiling is very high. People forget, but in 2016, Jason Day was, had a historically great year. His ceiling is very high. So two guys that are sort of outside the top five favorites, I would say Ricky Fowler and Jason Day.

Subjective opinion on a player's potential peak.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hank is officially on the warpath against the NHL. With the conference finals featuring Vegas, Dallas, Carolina, and Florida, he's convinced the league has delivered the ultimate dud for anyone who enjoys traditional hockey markets.

Void
HankHank

The NHL conference final matchups are absolute duds

Hot seat to have a couple. Yeah. First one is NHL. The conference finals. Absolute dud. Matchups. Absolute dud. It's Dallas verse Vegas. Carolina versus Florida.

The Panthers and Golden Knights advanced to the final; the series were competitive, but the ratings were lower than years with major markets.

Hank also threw Aaron Judge on the Hot Seat for some suspicious eye movement in the batter's box, though Big Cat thinks the drama is exactly what baseball needs to stay relevant.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Cheating in baseball is beneficial because it gets people talking about the sport

MLB they should just plan some type of cheating scandal right around now every year. Because it does get, like, cheating in baseball is, I think the only sport where it's actually beneficial. Cause it gets people talking about baseball.

The claim is an opinion on media impact and fan engagement.

Meanwhile, Martha Stewart is on the Cool Throne after gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at 81. Big Cat was not shy about his admiration for the domestic icon.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Martha Stewart is the hottest 81-year-old in the world

Martha Stewart is probably the hottest 81-year-old in the world... I feel no problem saying she's hot because she's on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. She is on there being like, look how hot I am. She wants me to call her hot.

Attractiveness is entirely subjective.

To wrap things up, Guys on Chicks tackled the heavy-hitting issues of workout hygiene and wedding season etiquette. Big Cat offered a very specific warning for women whose boyfriends suddenly start caring about their scent before a solo lifting session.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Putting on deodorant before going to the gym is a sign that you are cheating on your partner

It's actually, if he were to put on deodorant before going to a gym... that would be a sign he's cheating on you. Be like, why are you putting on deodorant before you're going to get sweaty?

This is an inherently subjective behavioral theory.

And for anyone dreading the summer wedding gauntlet, there is a silver lining if your schedule conflicts with your partner's.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Going to separate weddings as a couple is the dream scenario

This is the easiest question ever. You both go to your weddings and have the best time ever without your girlfriend or boyfriend... once you start going to 'em and you get in your wedding like late twenties, early thirties... they all just blend together, this one will stick out. Might as well have some fun.

Subjective life advice.

Never forget that 26 finally hit, and the world will never be the same.

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More Takes

Loss
May 17, 2023
#27911
HankHank

The Celtics have a 60/40 chance against the Heat, contradicting ESPN's lopsided odds

ESPN bullshit, fuck ESPN... they were like 97% Celtics had chance like that was the percentage that they were gonna win the series, which I thought was a little bit egregious, but I feel excited... I feel like it's a little bit closer than that. Probably like 60-40.

The Heat won the series 4-3, proving Hank was more right than ESPN's 97%, but still technically incorrect for favoring the Celtics.
Loss
HankHank

Aaron Judge is cheating and stealing signs again

My other hot seat was Aaron Judge got caught cheating, stealing signs again, Yankees back at it again.

While Judge's eyes moving was caught on camera, it was never proven to be illegal sign stealing; it was widely attributed to tipping by the pitcher.
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The US Men's National Team will win the 2026 World Cup because of Folarin Balogun

We got a big defection... Folarin Balogun. He's on the arsenal, he's on the arsenals and he's a striker. And we don't have a striker... so it's coming home 2026. Hell, yes. Way to go, dude.

The 2026 World Cup has not yet occurred.
Loss
May 17, 2023
#16518
Dan RapaportDan Rapaport

Patrick Cantlay will win his first major this week at the PGA Championship

The guy who I really liked this week who would be a bit of a snoozer champion is Patrick Cantlay. Oh, I feel like this, yeah, I know you guys didn't want to hear that, but stole Tiger's Caddy and I feel like he's gonna win his first major this week.

Cantlay did not win the 2023 PGA Championship; Brooks Koepka won.
Void
May 17, 2023
#27916
Dan RapaportDan Rapaport

John Rahm and Scottie Scheffler have separated themselves from the rest of the golf world

I do think that those two have separated themselves, but I think it's also, I think Rahm is the clear number one right now. I think Rahm is clear number one, Scottie is clear number two, and then there's a big gap between everyone else.

The 'Big Two' era of Rahm and Scheffler was a dominant storyline throughout early 2023.
Open
May 17, 2023
#16519
Dan RapaportDan Rapaport

Charlie Woods will eventually play as a professional golfer

I'll say yes. I think he will. He will be a pro. You know, being a pro in golf is not that difficult... But the spirit of the question obviously being Will he? Yeah, I think he'll make a run. I mean, all signs point to him being definitely like a division one level player and he'll get a chance.

Charlie Woods is still a teenager and currently playing high school and junior level golf.

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