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Caleb Williams, Hard Knocks Episode 3, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Are Hard To Explain

Wednesday, August 21, 202419 takes

We made it on Hard Knocks and it was fucking awesome. We talk about going up to interview Caleb Williams and episode 3. In horrible news J-Lo and Ben Affleck have divorced (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the almost Matthew Judon trade, college kids going back to school and Tua ripping Brian Flores (-). Mt Rushmore of things that are hard to explain (-). Chicago Bears QB1 Caleb Williams joins the show to talk about his first NFL training camp, winning the Heisman, re-writing Bears history, the difference between cocky and confident and tons more (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).

Caleb Williams on Bears History, Hard Knocks, and the Heisman

The vibes are immaculate because we finally made our debut on Hard Knocks. Big Cat, PFT, Hank, and the rest of the crew were all over episode three, and honestly, the show has never looked better. While some people might want to point out that the highlight reel we saw was against the Bengals' second-team defense, Big Cat is refusing to let logic get in the way of a good time.

Push
Aug 21, 2024
#9213
Big CatBig Cat

I'm riding the Bears hype wave despite them playing against backups

I'm gonna ride the Hype wave. The way they edited [Hard Knocks], the way they ended it... I understand that it was the Bengals' second defense. I understand that. But I'm gonna ride the Hype wave.

The Bears did enter the season with immense hype and Caleb Williams showed flashes, though the team struggled early in the regular season.

Aside from our cinematic excellence, the episode featured some truly bizarre executive decisions from the Bears front office. PFT was particularly mesmerized by Kevin Warren’s intense focus on stadium chairs for a stadium that doesn't even exist yet.

Void
Aug 21, 2024
#23778
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kevin Warren's chair selection scene on Hard Knocks was riveting television

The scene where [Kevin Warren] was talking about the different chairs... that was riveting television. They're designing suites for their stadium that doesn't exist. And Kevin Warren's making executive choices about whether or not you want a high top chair with a back... these are the decisions that a president has to make.

This is a subjective satirical opinion on the entertainment value of a scene.

Hot Seat and a Cold Trade

Hank is officially on the Hot Seat for trying to yuck the Bears' yum regarding the Matthew Judon trade that never was. While Big Cat is spinning it as the front office hitting "guardrails," Hank is convinced it’s a massive L that Judon looked at both rosters and chose Atlanta.

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HankHank

The Matthew Judon trade is a loss for the Bears because he chose the Falcons over them

The Patriots gave Matthew Judon the option of which team he wanted to go to. And he chose the Falcons. New England believing the Bears and Falcons were in similar category... Judon obviously picked Atlanta.

This is a matter of opinion regarding team reputation and trade results.

In much more important news, the world of celebrity romance is crumbling as J-Lo and Ben Affleck have officially filed for divorce. Big Cat is already looking for the culprit, and all signs point to the guy with the softest fingerprints in sports.

Loss
Aug 21, 2024
#23779
Big CatBig Cat

Alex Rodriguez likely has his fingerprints all over the J-Lo and Ben Affleck divorce

J-Lo and Ben Affleck had broken up... divorce. If I know A-Rod, he's not gonna call first. This says A-Rod's soft fingerprints all over it.

While meant as a joke, there is no evidence A-Rod influenced the divorce.

Moving to the tennis world, PFT is calling foul on Jannik Sinner’s recent steroid controversy. Sinner tested positive twice but got off with a slap on the wrist after claiming his trainer used a healing spray on a cut thumb and then gave him a full-body massage. PFT isn't buying the "accidental absorption" theory for a second.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jannik Sinner's steroid excuse about a trainer's massage is complete bullshit

The explanation is his trainer... accidentally sliced his thumb. And then used one of those new skin type sprays on his cut... and then later on in the day, gave Sinner a full body massage. And that's how the chemical got onto Sinner's body. If an agency is named [the International Tennis Integrity Agency], it's explicitly corny. There's no better mark that that agency is completely full of shit.

Whether the excuse is literally true is disputed, but PFT's claim is an opinion on its credibility. Sinner was cleared of wrongdoing by the ITIA.

QB1 Joins the Program

Caleb Williams joined the show to talk about his transition to Chicago and the pressure of being the savior of a franchise that has historically treated quarterbacks like a burden. He’s fully aware of the "4,000-yard passer" meme and has zero intention of letting it live past his rookie year.

Loss
Aug 21, 2024
#9218
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

I'm going to rewrite the Bears' history of poor quarterback play

I just know that there's never been a 4,000 yard and a 30 plus touchdown passer. [Big Cat says his job is to rewrite history] That is my job. They brought me here for reasons. If they had people like Aaron Rodgers... it wouldn't be the case. but it hasn't been the case. rewrite history. They obviously bring people in... to change history.

Caleb Williams did not rewrite Bears history in 2024. He threw for 3,541 yards and 20 TDs — both well short of 4,000 yards and 30+ TDs, milestones no Bears QB has ever reached. The Bears went 5-12.

One of the best parts of the interview was learning about Caleb’s 10-year-old self. Most kids write down that they want to be in the NFL; Caleb actually followed a rigid diet and training plan starting in elementary school. He also broke down the difference between the "cocky" label people throw at him and the actual confidence required to play the position.

Void
Aug 21, 2024
#23783
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

The difference between being cocky and confident is knowing yourself and working harder than everyone else

I think the difference [between cocky and confidence] is knowing yourself. I also think the difference is it's the people around you and how hard you work... hard work always builds confidence and hard work always pays off. It always, you know, at the end of it gives you a check mark.

This is a personal philosophical stance on self-confidence.

He even addressed the critics who tried to crush him for showing emotion after a loss at USC. To Caleb, the tears are just a byproduct of giving a shit about the outcome, and he’s hoping to see plenty of them in February.

Void
Aug 21, 2024
#23784
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

Crying after a loss shows how much I care about winning and shouldn't be seen as a sign of weakness

When we win the Super Bowl, I'm hoping that we have multiple people out there crying tears of joy. So when I lose, I know how important it is that these games that we win and lose... if a tear drops, it's how much I care for winning and losing. I would much rather someone have that emotion than no emotion or laughing after the game.

This is a subjective take on emotional expression in sports.

Before letting him go, we had to check on the "Visor Curse." PFT pointed out that no quarterback wearing a visor has ever hoisted a Lombardi Trophy, but Caleb remains unbothered by the analytics of accessories.

Open
Aug 21, 2024
#23785
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

I'm not worried about the stat that no quarterback with a visor has won a Super Bowl; we're just going to run the score up

[In response to the visor curse] I won't think twice about it though. We're just gonna go out there and run the score up.

Whether Caleb wins a Super Bowl while wearing a visor remains to be seen.

Mount Rushmore and Guys on Chicks

We wrapped things up with the Mount Rushmore of things that are hard to explain. Max is running up the score on the season standings by taking the female anatomy and the NFL salary cap. Meanwhile, PFT tried to make a deep philosophical point about the wind that immediately fell apart.

During Guys on Chicks, a listener asked how to help her husband, who is an "art guy," get into football. PFT offered a bridge between the two worlds by explaining that a museum is basically just a stadium for people who like to look at screens and feel feelings.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Admiring art in a museum is exactly the same as being a sports fan

Admiring art isn't that different from watching football. You spend all day, you pay like $15. You go to a big building and then you look at a screen on the wall and then that screen makes you feel emotions. A lot of times when you go to the museum, you get the headset and someone's explaining the art to you... You've got like a play-by-play guy for the art.

This is a creative analogy that is inherently subjective.

Make sure to buy your Fever Tree ginger beer now before the Caleb Williams collection hits the shelves and puts them out of business.

Void
Aug 21, 2024
#9224
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

Fever Tree is currently the best ginger beer on the market

I'm actually trying to create my own ginger beer with not as much sugar. I love it so much... You gotta try Fever Tree. That's the best one right now. And then when mine comes out, that will be the best one out.

Fever Tree is widely regarded as a premium brand; whether it's 'the best' is subjective.

It's a great day to be a Bears fan, even if the button has to be pressed.

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This guy [Kirk Cousins] has good taste in music now. Or maybe, maybe we're just washed. It's actually 90% of a pop punk playlist. These are actually, this is our set list.

The quality of music taste is inherently subjective.
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The first few weeks of college are the best time of your life and you should embrace it

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Positive. He's [Hassan Reddick] gonna come. No, he's gonna come. He'll get hard. He'll come... Matthew Judon is helping him come. He said today he that he wants to show off for the Falcons so he could earn his contract. Hassan Reddick just needs to show up and he'll get that contract.

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Brian Flores is a 'terrible person' for how he treated Tua Tagovailoa

[Tua] went on Le Batard show and basically said that Brian Flores was doing mental torture on him. And he said, if you woke up every morning and I told you that you suck at what you did... Brian Flores actually came out and said like, 'I've evolved and yeah, I kind of fucked that up.' [PFT says Tua said he was a terrible person]... It sounds like Tua is to Brian Flores as Big Cat is to the chat.

Flores admitted his coaching style with Tua wasn't ideal, lending weight to the take.
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HewyHewy

Dricus du Plessis is waking up from the dead and has the world in front of him after beating Israel Adesanya

My cool throne is Dricus du Plessis winning a fight. Coming back out of nowhere. Coming, waking up from the dead... now he's got the world in front of him.

DDP did win the fight and remains a dominant champion in the division.
Win
Aug 21, 2024
#23786
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

I was prepared to skip the Heisman ceremony if my offensive linemen weren't allowed to attend

When I won the Heisman, I brought my entire offensive line. I demanded that they come. There was pushback... and then I said, 'I'm not going unless [they come].' And then it ended up happening.

The offensive line did indeed attend the ceremony, and the 'no-show' threat is a verified part of the story.
Void
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#9219
Caleb WilliamsCaleb Williams

I would press a button to win 10 Super Bowls even if it killed one Bears fan

[PFT asks if he'd press a button where one fan dies but he wins 10 Super Bowls] I think I take it. 10 Super Bowls. That's a lot of Super Bowls. That's, that's great.

This is a moral hypothetical and cannot be factually resolved.

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