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Cat Killer Michael Rapaport 09/14/16
The guys talk about the NFL owning their mind, body and soul as well as their excitement for the new color rush jerseys(-). Wednesday's Hot Seat, Cool Throne ( - ). Power Rankings of what football guys eat ( - ). Michael Rapport joins the show to talk about his recent cat murders, fantasy football and wars on twitter ( - ). Segments include the debut of "Humans vs the Sun", "Sabermetrics", "Spinzone" for Rob Ryan getting his lap band removed. "Respect the Shield" and "Jagging Off" with Uncle Chaps. The show ends with a very special shout out to ourselves for being Rainmakers.
Recap
PFT CommenterRams-49ers was the worst NFL game of the year
It was probably the shittiest game. I'm just going to say it. It was the worst game I've ever seen in the NFL in the last year.
Big CatNFL parity is just a myth for everyone being bad
They have convinced us that the NFL has extreme parity when in reality it's just everyone sucks. So you can make the playoffs because everyone sucks except for maybe five teams, four teams.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterJeff Fisher is on the hot seat because Hollywood demands style over substance
I'm gonna say Jeff Fisher... You live in Hollywood. You got to score some points. Flash. They've canceled series out in Hollywood for less than just a week one dud. Fisher, he's always been a Hollywood guy, right? He's always been a big glitz, glamour... But if you don't get the results, I think that he's going to be on the hot seat.
Big CatDan Quinn is on the hot seat because his defense can't get sacks
Dan Quinn. Oh, okay. Yeah. Second year. You know what? Really, really bad. Dan Quinn, defensive mastermind, 19 sacks in 17 games with the Falcons.
Interview
Michael RapaportI support all protests except kneeling on 9/11
I have no problem with anybody protesting. I have no problem with what the guys on the Patriots did. And, you know, raising a fist on 9-11. I specifically was talking about kneeling on 9-11. I specifically was talking about that... And then Arian Foster said, he has a right to protest and you have a right to protest my protest.
Michael RapaportAn hour and 45 minute wait for pizza is rude and unacceptable
You got to be fucking batshit crazy. If you're from anywhere to wait for anything for an hour and 45 minutes... I don't care what's in there. An hour and 45 minutes is rude for anything. I'm not going to an NSYNC concert. I want a slice of pizza.
Humans Vs The Sun
PFT CommenterThe sun is officially beatable after Ben McAdoo's week one plan
So the Giants are 1-0 against the Sun. And the Cowboys are 0-1 against the Sun. So Sun's taking a lot of L's this year. It sounds like the Sun is very beatable. Between Tebow and McAdoo, it's a down year for the Sun.
Jaggin Off
Uncle ChapsThe Jaguars are officially back if they beat the Chargers
If we win, I feel like the Jaguars are back. I'll say that... we have the Ravens and the Colts after that... I feel like the next 15 are winnable.
Spin Zone
Big CatRex Ryan got his lap band removed to win more games
Rex Ryan got his lap band out. And he said that it's because he won more football games as a fat guy... This is what happened here was Rob and Rex went out for Buffalo Wings like every single Sunday... and he was just sick of puking... I'm going to go through surgery just so I can eat some more.
Rainmakers
Big CatThe 'PMT Bump' gets guests massive contracts
You touch part of my take, you turn into gold. Facts are facts. David DiCastro... Kyle Long... Chris Long... A.J. Hawk. We told him how to get hired... Boom. On a team. Rainmakers. We are rainmakers.