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Coach Bruce Arians, Blake Bortles And Our New Rap Single "Drink Paint"

Wednesday, May 23, 201818 takes

Grit Week is live from Jacksonville. The Rockets passed the MANalytics test with a huge Game 4 win ( - ). Lebron is all up in the Celtics ass and PFT is officially worried about the Caps ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Coach Bruce Arians joins the show to talk about his life in Football, the time he drank paint as a kid (twice), coaching Peyton Manning, Big Ben, and Andrew Luck, and why doing it his way ultimately paid off ( - ). Segments include the debut of the new hit single "Drink Paint" shout out Sonny Digital for the beat. PR 101 for Brandi Chastain's terrible plaque and Guys on Chicks with Blake Bortles.

Bruce Arians on Coaching Manning, Blake Bortles, and the Hit Single "Drink Paint"

Grit Week is rolling through Jacksonville and the energy is high as Big Cat and PFT are currently camping out in Blake Bortles' living room. The Rockets have officially passed the MANalytics test after a gut-check win in Oakland, proving they aren't dead yet. James Harden looked like he got undrugged in the second half, and even though he nearly ended his own career by hesitating on an open three, he finished strong enough to keep the series alive.

Win
May 23, 2018
#1990
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors will still win the series against the Rockets

I still think the Warriors are going to win the series, but it's not because of a lack of analytics.

The Warriors defeated the Rockets in 7 games to advance to the NBA Finals.

While the Rockets showed heart, the Warriors are dealing with some "Who's Mans" energy. Kevin Durant passing up the final shot to Klay Thompson felt like a massive shift in team dynamics.

Loss
May 23, 2018
#1991
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Golden State Warriors are now Klay Thompson's team

It's Klay's team now. It has to be his team.

Curry remained the definitive leader and best player on the team; it was never Klay's team.

Meanwhile, the Eastern Conference is just LeBron James being all up in the Celtics' ass. PFT is starting to wonder if Brad Stevens’ status as a boy genius has a road game expiration date, considering the Celtics' abysmal record away from home this postseason.

Void
May 23, 2018
#1993
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Brad Stevens loses the series to the Cavs, it is one of the all-time choke jobs

I mean, if [Brad Stevens] loses the series, you've got to chalk that up as one of the all-time choke jobs, right, Hank?

The Celtics did lose the series in 7 games after leading 2-0 and 3-2. Whether it's an 'all-time choke' is subjective.

The Quarterback Whisperer

Coach Bruce Arians joined the show from his home in Georgia to discuss his legendary career and his philosophy on the game. He defines grit as the two muscles that are hardest to evaluate: the brain and the heart. Arians shared incredible stories about standing up to Bear Bryant at Alabama and coaching some of the greatest to ever play the position.

He revealed that Peyton Manning essentially took over his own combine interview, asking the coaches questions until the horn blew. Arians also shared his unique perspective on the 2018 draft class, specifically highlighting the dual-threat potential of a certain Heisman winner from Louisville.

Win
May 23, 2018
#1996
Bruce AriansBruce Arians

Lamar Jackson is the most intriguing quarterback of the 2018 draft class

But the guy that really intrigued me was Lamar Jackson. I mean, I saw you where the league's heading... him and David Johnson in the same backfield and put some speed outside. How much fun would that be coaching?

Lamar Jackson became a 2-time NFL MVP, proving Arians' intrigue well-founded.

He also touched on his time in Pittsburgh with Big Ben and why he thinks Roethlisberger has plenty of gas left in the tank now that the coaching staff has shifted.

Loss
May 23, 2018
#1997
Bruce AriansBruce Arians

Ben Roethlisberger will play another five years

And I think with Randy Fichtner as the quarterback coach now and coordinator, [Ben Roethlisberger] will play five years.

Roethlisberger played four more seasons (2018-2021) before retiring in early 2022.

One of the most "football guy" moments of the interview was Arians' complete dismissal of the clock. He doesn't care about time of possession; he cares about scoring points per minute.

Void
May 23, 2018
#28068
Bruce AriansBruce Arians

Possession time in football means nothing

The clock don't mean shit. People that talk about it, it's production time... Possession time, nothing. You get no points for possession time.

This is a fundamental coaching philosophy debate; while efficiency is key, many coaches still value clock control to protect their defense.

Drink Paint

The episode features the world premiere of the new hit single "Drink Paint," inspired by Coach Arians' childhood habit of drinking white paint because he thought it would make him big and strong like milk. Big Cat and PFT hit the studio in Atlanta with Sonny Digital to lay down the track, and it’s an absolute earworm that will be stuck in your head for the rest of Grit Week.

Guys on Chicks with Blake Bortles

To wrap things up, the guys sat down with the BOAT himself, Blake Bortles, for a legendary round of Guys on Chicks. Blake recently deactivated his Twitter because he simply doesn't care what anyone else is doing, but he's still a big fan of the Instagram Explore page. They tackled the tough questions, like whether it’s okay for a girl to throw a better spiral than her boyfriend.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

A girl who can throw a perfect football spiral is a major turn-on

A little secret for all the chicks out there, a chick who can throw a sick spiral, that's a turn-on... When you see a girl just throw one just deep in a perfect spot, you're like, oof.

This is a purely subjective preference.

Big Cat also doubled down on his commitment to the Jaguars' success. If Blake can lead Jacksonville to the promised land, Big Cat is ready to make a permanent addition to his skin.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

I will get a tattoo of Blake Bortles' face if the Jaguars win the Super Bowl

I proclaimed tonight that if you win the Super Bowl, I will get a tattoo of your face somewhere on my body. Wrist, preferably.

The Jaguars did not win the Super Bowl during Bortles' tenure.

Make sure to check out the "Drink Paint" music video and keep an eye out for the RV as it continues its path through the South.

If you see a guy huffing primer on the Jacksonville boardwalk, just know it’s for the culture.

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Void
May 23, 2018
#28065
Big CatBig Cat

Kevin Durant is the one guy I want taking a shot when the team needs two points

I think Kevin Durant is the one guy I would want to take a shot when your team needs two points. Just two points to put into overtime.

KD is widely considered one of the greatest pure scorers in NBA history, making this a very defensible opinion.
Win
May 23, 2018
#28066
Big CatBig Cat

No matter what Kevin Durant does for the Warriors, it will always be Steph Curry's team

No matter what [Kevin Durant] does for the Warriors, it will always be Steph [Curry]'s team in the fans' eyes. And he's never going to be loved, Kevin. Just know that.

Hindsight has largely proven this correct; Curry remained the franchise face and the fans' primary connection even during Durant's two Finals MVPs.
Loss
May 23, 2018
#1994
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Celtics will win Game 5 and eventually the series in 6 games

I think the Celtics are going to win Game 5 in a close one, and that's going to break LeBron and the Cavs. They're going to go back to Cleveland, win [Game 6]...

The Celtics won Game 5 but lost Games 6 and 7, losing the series 4-3.
Loss
May 23, 2018
#1992
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am officially worried the Capitals will lose Game 7 to the Lightning

I am worried. I am very worried. And the reason why is I saw this coming a mile away. I knew the Caps were going to lose Game 5. I knew they were going to win Game 6 just so that they could lose Game 7 in my face.

The Capitals won Game 7 with a 4-0 shutout and eventually won the Stanley Cup.
Win
May 23, 2018
#28067
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially not worried about the Capitals

I told you ultimately I haven't been worried once this entire playoffs for the Caps because I don't actually care, so it doesn't really mean anything... So I am not worried. As a Caps fan, I'm not worried.

The Capitals won Game 7 and went on to win the Stanley Cup, making Big Cat's lack of worry correctly placed.
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

Lauri Markkanen will average 50 points per game by his eighth season

Dirk's peak was 26 points per game. If you do the math, by Lauri's eighth season, he's going to be averaging 50 points a game.

Markkanen has not averaged close to 50 points per game, peaking around 25.6 in his 6th season.
Void
May 23, 2018·PR 101
#28069
Big CatBig Cat

The best Hall of Fame strategy is to tell them to purposely mess up your plaque so it goes viral

If you ever get inducted into a Hall of Fame, tell them to purposely fuck up your plaque to start... have it go viral and then they'll fix it. But everyone talked about you.

In the attention economy, this logic is sound, but it's ultimately an opinion on strategy.
Void
May 23, 2018·PR 101
#1999
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am way better looking than Ed Sheeran

I'm way better looking than Ed Sheeran. A million percent... The dude can't even pee next to me.

This is entirely subjective and a comedy bit.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Raisins are just rotten grapes

You've been had just like raisins are just rotten grapes.

Fact ClaimFoodMediumSarcastic
Raisins are dried grapes, not rotten ones. Rotting involves decomposition, while drying is just dehydration.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

You should never hand someone your phone to show them a picture

You have to be an absolute psycho to hand someone else your phone. You've got to do the holding your phone and scrolling for them. You never give anyone anyone your phone.

This is subjective life advice.

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