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Coach Bruce Arians, Blake Bortles And Our New Rap Single "Drink Paint"

Wednesday, May 23, 201811 takes

Grit Week is live from Jacksonville. The Rockets passed the MANalytics test with a huge Game 4 win ( - ). Lebron is all up in the Celtics ass and PFT is officially worried about the Caps ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Coach Bruce Arians joins the show to talk about his life in Football, the time he drank paint as a kid (twice), coaching Peyton Manning, Big Ben, and Andrew Luck, and why doing it his way ultimately paid off ( - ). Segments include the debut of the new hit single "Drink Paint" shout out Sonny Digital for the beat. PR 101 for Brandi Chastain's terrible plaque and Guys on Chicks with Blake Bortles.

PFT Commenter (5)Big Cat (4)Bruce Arians (2)

Recap

Win
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1990
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors will still win the series against the Rockets

I still think the Warriors are going to win the series, but it's not because of a lack of analytics.

PredictionBasketballMild
The Warriors defeated the Rockets in 7 games to advance to the NBA Finals.
Void
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1991
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Golden State Warriors are now Klay Thompson's team

It's Klay's team now. It has to be his team.

OpinionBasketballHotSubjective
This is a subjective opinion on team leadership/dynamics, though most would still consider it Curry's or Durant's team in 2018.
Void
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1993
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Brad Stevens loses the series to the Cavs, it is one of the all-time choke jobs

I mean, if [Brad Stevens] loses the series, you've got to chalk that up as one of the all-time choke jobs, right, Hank?

Hot TakeBasketballFireSubjectiveSarcastic
The Celtics did lose the series in 7 games after leading 2-0 and 3-2. Whether it's an 'all-time choke' is subjective.
Loss
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1994
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Celtics will win Game 5 and eventually the series in 6 games

I think the Celtics are going to win Game 5 in a close one, and that's going to break LeBron and the Cavs. They're going to go back to Cleveland, win Game 6, just like I said before.

PredictionBasketballMedium
The Celtics won Game 5 but lost Games 6 and 7, losing the series 4-3.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Loss
Take Slip·May 23, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#PMT-2018-0523-1995
Big CatBig Cat

Lauri Markkanen will average 50 points per game by his eighth season

Dirk's peak was 26 points per game. If you do the math, by Lauri's eighth season, he's going to be averaging 50 points a game.

PredictionBasketballScorchingSarcastic
Markkanen has not averaged close to 50 points per game, peaking around 25.6 in his 6th season.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1996
Bruce AriansBruce Arians

Lamar Jackson is the most intriguing quarterback of the 2018 draft class

But the guy that really intrigued me was Lamar Jackson. I mean, I saw you where the league's heading... him and David Johnson in the same backfield and put some speed outside. How much fun would that be coaching?

OpinionFootballMedium
Lamar Jackson became a 2-time NFL MVP, proving Arians' intrigue well-founded.
Push
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1997
Bruce AriansBruce Arians

Ben Roethlisberger will play another five years

And I think with Randy Fichtner as the quarterback coach now and coordinator, [Ben Roethlisberger] will play five years.

PredictionFootballMedium
Roethlisberger played four more seasons, retiring after the 2021 season (January 2022). Close but not quite five full years.

Pr 101

Void
Take Slip·May 23, 2018·PR 101
#PMT-2018-0523-1999
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am way better looking than Ed Sheeran

I'm way better looking than Ed Sheeran. A million percent... The dude can't even pee next to me.

OpinionPop CultureFireSubjectiveSarcastic
This is entirely subjective and a comedy bit.

Guys On Chicks

Void
Take Slip·May 23, 2018·Guys on Chicks
#PMT-2018-0523-2000
Big CatBig Cat

You should never hand someone your phone to show them a picture

You have to be an absolute psycho to hand someone else your phone. You've got to do the holding your phone and scrolling for them. You never give anyone anyone your phone.

OpinionLifeMildSubjective
This is subjective life advice.
Void
Take Slip·May 23, 2018·Guys on Chicks
#PMT-2018-0523-1998
Big CatBig Cat

I will get a tattoo of Blake Bortles' face if the Jaguars win the Super Bowl

I proclaimed tonight that if you win the Super Bowl, I will get a tattoo of your face somewhere on my body. Wrist, preferably.

PredictionFootballHotSubjective
The Jaguars did not win the Super Bowl during Bortles' tenure.

Other

Loss
Take Slip·May 23, 2018
#PMT-2018-0523-1992
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am officially worried the Capitals will lose Game 7 to the Lightning

I am worried. I am very worried. And the reason why is I saw this coming a mile away. I knew the Caps were going to lose Game 5. I knew they were going to win Game 6 just so that they could lose Game 7 in my face.

PredictionHockeyMedium
The Capitals actually won Game 7 4-0 and went on to win the Stanley Cup.