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Jeff Garcia And Bachelorette Winner Shawn Booth For Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, December 13, 201716 takes

Holiday cheer is here and we're pumped about all the NFL Playoff scenarios. Hot Seat/Cool Throne with some Rough and Rowdy talk, RGIII is a misery consultant and Star Wars hype(-). Former NFL starting Quarterback Jeff Garcia joins the show to talk about the Eagles without Carson Wentz, what TO was like as a teammate, how a backup can win over a locker room, and the debut of the Jeff Garcia should be in the Hall of Fame movement(-). Segments include PR 101 for NFL Network(-), Is Tom Brady Full Of shit?(-) Trump/NASA Update(-), and Respect The Biz Derek Jeter(-). Bachelorette winner Shawn Booth joins the show for a special Guys on Chicks and some behind the scenes talk about reality television and how to be an alpha in a house full of 25 dudes(-).

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tom Brady was affected by a 'boat curse' the night before the Dolphins game

I think it's more likely that Tom Brady was on a boat down in Miami the night before the game, got the old boat curse going, than it was that he's actually getting too old to play well.

Brady did play poorly in that specific loss to Miami, but there was no evidence of a boat trip. He went on to win the MVP that season.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

The Dolphins game was Jay Cutler's one annual game where he looks elite

That was the Jay Cutler performance. And I know that all Bears fans know this. That was the one game he throws out a year where you're like, this guy's fucking good.

Cutler followed the MNF win with a 3-interception performance against Buffalo the following week, confirming the cycle.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers will sneak into the 2017 playoffs

I think the Chargers will probably sneak in. There's not one team I can be like, you know what? They could probably make a run, which I don't think we've had that in a really long time.

The Chargers finished 9-7 but missed the playoffs due to tiebreakers with the Titans and Bills.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jaguars are going to make the 2017 AFC Championship Game

I'm going out on a limb. I think that the Jaguars are making the AFC Championship. They have that right mix where it's like they have a great defense. If they just run the ball, let Blake [Bortles] be Blake.

The Jaguars actually did make the AFC Championship Game, where they lost to the Patriots.
Push
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons are a 'lurker' team that knows how to win ugly and can make a deep run

I think we haven't heard the last of Dan Quinn in the Falcons. I feel like they're the lurker. You know what I mean? The team, it's like they have all the pieces, and they've played really shitty and survived... They would know how to win ugly.

The Falcons won their Wild Card game but lost in the Divisional round to the Eagles.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks are the sorriest losers in the NFL

The Seahawks, though, can we just say that they're the sorriest losers of all time? That team, I don't know why they get a pass... That team is a fucking bunch of babies.

Subjective opinion about team character.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Void
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Colt McCoy is 75% of the quarterback Kirk Cousins is

I think Colt McCoy is about 75% of what Kirk Cousins is. So that's like... 40% of a franchise quarterback.

Purely subjective comparison of two quarterbacks.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

I am going to kill Dylan Tech Stone at Rough N' Rowdy

My hot seat is Dylan Tech Stone. He's the person I'm fighting on Friday, December 15th at the Rough and Rowdy. It might be just because I'm all hyped up on pre-workout right now, but I'm going to fucking kill him.

Hank won the fight, though he did not literally kill him.

Interview

Void
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Jeff GarciaJeff Garcia

I could still play as a backup in the NFL if I didn't have to take hits

I'm very realistic, man. You know what? I can still throw it. I can drop. I can do all those things. I don't know if I can take that hit anymore. That physical part of actually those 300-plus pounders bringing down your neck, that's a whole different story.

Garcia never returned to the NFL, so his ability to take a hit was never tested, but at 47, it's highly unlikely he could have played.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Jeff GarciaJeff Garcia

The Eagles should simplify the game for Nick Foles by focusing on the running game

I think with Nick, I think there are certain things that they're going to probably focus more on with him... And I think that will be more so on the running game... You create matchup opportunities where it simplifies the game for Nick Foles.

The Eagles leaned on RPOs and a strong run game with Ajayi and Blount to help Foles win the Super Bowl.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Jeff GarciaJeff Garcia

Terrell Owens is a 'no-doubt' Hall of Famer

Yeah, I mean, hey, that's the decision of the voters and the writers... But, hey, the guy has put up the statistics that leave him in the conversation with the top two, three receivers ever in the National Football League... It's just a matter of time.

TO was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2018, shortly after this episode.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Jeff GarciaJeff Garcia

Jeff Fisher failed his quarterbacks by not providing expert coaching

Definitely not a whisperer, you know. I think quarterbacks were dying when they went out and played under him, unfortunately. And I think a lot of it was because he didn't surround them with the necessary expertise from a coaching standpoint.

The massive improvement of Goff, Foles, and Keenum immediately after leaving Fisher (and the success of McVay/Pederson) heavily supports this claim.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017
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Jeff GarciaJeff Garcia

I have a valid Hall of Fame case when combining my NFL and CFL stats

As much as I think when you combine my entire career and you really bring in the CFL statistics as well... you can look at Troy Aikman's stats and you can look at my stats. And they're very similar. But Troy has three Super Bowl titles.

Garcia (161 TDs) does have more career NFL TD passes than Aikman (165 - very close) and significantly better stats if CFL numbers (111 TDs) are included, though Aikman has the rings.

Pr 101

Loss
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017·PR 101
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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL Network should hire Jeff Fisher to bring them back to mediocrity

Jeff Fisher, he brings the mediocrity back. So you're going from low... To right in the middle. I think Jeff Fisher's the perfect hire.

Hot TakeMediaMediumSarcastic
Satirical recommendation; Fisher was never hired as a lead analyst there.

Respect The Biz

Void
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017·Respect the Biz
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Big CatBig Cat

Derek Jeter is going to look 'really fucking ugly' if he gains 15 more pounds

Derek Jeter, by the way, he's one of those guys that if he puts on another 10 or 15 pounds, he's going to be really fucking ugly. Because when you get the bald head and then you get the big cheeks, it's bad. You need hair if you're fat.

Purely subjective aesthetic prediction.

Guys On Chicks

Void
Take Slip·Dec 13, 2017·Guys on Chicks
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Shawn BoothShawn Booth

Most men who appear on The Bachelorette are 'betas'

And most of those dudes [on The Bachelorette] are betas... I tell everybody, if I was on that season, I would have liked Chad... The things that he was saying was pretty true.

Subjective categorization of contestants.