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Rory Wins Back To Back Masters, Scott Van Pelt Joins Us Live From Augusta, NBA Playoffs Set + Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, April 13, 202617 takes

Rory wins back to back Masters and as a non Rory podcast we have to begrudgingly tip our cap. We talk about the Masters and the playoff that we all wanted so badly but never materialized. Max and Brooks finish in the top 12 and other stories from the weekend (-). NBA Playoffs are set and play ins this week with a potential Sixers/Celtics first round matchup. We go international to talk about Tottenham potentially being relegated (-). Who's back of the week including Coachella and the Badgers loss in the National Championship (-). Scott Van Pelt joins us live from Augusta to break down the Masters, Rory going back to back, potentially coming to Max's bachelor party and more (-). We finish with lottery ball.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Scott Van Pelt on Rory’s Back-to-Back Masters, NBA Playoffs, and the Big Texas

Rory McElroy has officially done the unthinkable, going back-to-back at Augusta to join the ranks of Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus, and Nick Faldo. As a self-proclaimed non-Rory podcast, the energy in the room was a mix of begrudging respect and pure frustration that we didn't get a five-way playoff. Big Cat noted that the pressure would have been entirely different if Rory hadn't already broken his curse the year before.

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30201
Big CatBig Cat

Rory McIlroy would have choked this Masters away if he hadn't won last year

I actually think that if he didn't win last year, this one, he would've probably choked away because he kind of had that huge lead. He had a six-stroke lead going into the weekend. He did not play great on Saturday. Everyone kind of caught up to him. He didn't make any huge, huge mistakes on the back nine because he felt confident.

This is a psychological counter-factual that cannot be proven, but it aligns with Rory's history of major struggles prior to 2025.

PFT pointed out that Rory's legacy still has one glaring omission despite the six majors.

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30200
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Rory McIlroy is ducking this podcast and it is a glaring empty spot on his resume

A lot of people are saying that Rory can't go on the big one. That he's been ducking this and that's gonna be the one glaring empty spot on his resume when everyone looks at it, when it's all said and done.

While Rory has never appeared on PMT, the idea that it is a 'glaring empty spot' on his actual professional resume is humorously subjective.

While Scottie Scheffler loomed large on Sunday, a lip-out on 17 effectively ended the drama. PFT thinks Scottie might actually be a victim of his own success and course knowledge at this point.

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30202
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Scottie Scheffler missed his critical putt on 17 because he knows the course too much and overthinks it

The putt on 17 just didn't turn at the last second. It was like half a ball that he missed by. Sometimes these guys know the course too much and they overthink the course. It's like if you're married to somebody for like 60 years, all you do is fight. You know, you lose sight of what makes that person so great.

A common golf trope about over-reading greens, though impossible to verify.

On the bright side, Max Homa finished in the top ten again, securing his invite back for next year and proving he belongs at the top of these leaderboards.

Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30203
Big CatBig Cat

Max Homa is going to win a major championship

Max's gonna win one. I really believe that he was in it. He's finished tied for 12th or better three straight years at Augusta. He's playing the course well, it's just putting together all four days.

Homa remains a top-tier player who frequently contends in majors in this 2026 timeline.

NBA Tanking and Play-In Madness

The NBA regular season finally crawled across the finish line, but not before a legendary "tank-off" between the Jazz and Grizzlies that saw three triple-doubles in a game that meant absolutely nothing. PFT has a radical proposal to make sure small-market owners actually feel the pain of losing.

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30204
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NBA should implement dynamic beer pricing based on team records to solve tanking

NBA mandates that all beers cost $10 for all teams at the start of the season. Teams can increase prices by 35 cents per win and must decrease them by 20 cents per loss. One beer at a Oklahoma City Thunder game would cost $22.70. One beer at a Washington Wizards game would cost 10 cents. You can tank if you want, but you're not gonna make any money off beer sales.

While it's a satirical proposal, the logic behind the financial penalty for bad teams is soundly argued.

The playoff bracket is set, which means Max is already in mid-season form being miserable about the Sixers' chances against the Celtics.

Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30205
MaxMax

The Celtics are going to beat the Sixers in five games in the first round

They're gonna win in five. Sixers aren't good. Playoff team, this Big Cat did this exact same thing when the Bulls were in the play-in last year. It means nothing.

Pending the outcome of the 2026 Eastern Conference first round.

While Max is doom-scrolling, Memes is strangely high on the Atlanta Hawks, claiming they've completely revamped their identity into something dangerous.

Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30206
MemesMemes

The Atlanta Hawks are currently playing like an elite basketball team

The Hawks had a really good off-season. Revamped their entire team and now they're just playing like elite basketball. They're just super athletic, they're super fast and they can shoot the three.

The Hawks' performance in the 2026 playoffs will determine if they are 'elite'.

Who's Back of the Week

Who's Back covered everything from the nightmare fuel that is Coachella to the relegation drama in the EPL. Big Cat’s Badgers had a rough weekend, losing the National Championship in hockey, while PFT is holding out hope that Alex Ovechkin isn't quite ready to hang up the skates.

Open
Apr 13, 2026·Who's Back
#30208
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Ovechkin will return to the Capitals for another year next season

Does that mean that Ovie's coming back for another year next year? I think he might. I think if we make the playoffs, he might be back next year. I realized this this last week because he's played pretty good.

Ovechkin's status for the 2026-27 season is still technically unknown at the time of the take.

As the NHL playoffs approach, Big Cat remains the number one hater of the current seeding format, arguing that it punishes the best teams in the league for being in the same division.

Void
Apr 13, 2026·Who's Back
#30209
Big CatBig Cat

The NHL playoff system is stupid because it forces elite teams to play each other in the first round

I know some people like the setup for the NHL playoffs. I think it's so stupid. It's stupid because you just have teams that shouldn't be playing in the first round playing in the first round. I just don't understand how you can have an entire 82-game season and then have the second and third best teams in the Western conference have to play in the first round.

The 'stupidity' of a playoff format is inherently subjective.

Zac also dropped some investigative journalism regarding the DOJ's interest in the NFL, suggesting it’s less about labor laws and more about the biggest media families in the world fighting for a piece of the pie.

Void
Apr 13, 2026·Who's Back
#30210
ZacZac

The DOJ probe into the NFL is actually about TV rights and pushed by the Murdoch family

The probe is the Department of Justice meddling around in the NFL's inner workings. I really think it's more about the money. I think they're trying to get in there on the TV rights. And inside the NFL guys are saying could be the Murdocks because you know, they own Fox.

This claim involves private business motivations that are difficult to verify even as they unfold.

Scott Van Pelt Live From Augusta

Scott Van Pelt joined the show from the airport to wrap up the week, confirming that Rory played with a level of "freedom" that only comes from already having a green jacket in the closet.

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30214
Scott Van PeltScott Van Pelt

Rory would NOT have held on at Augusta this year if he hadn't won last year

No, I don't think he would've. I think there's a freedom of — and he said it Saturday — like, 'I gotta remind myself that I'm still tied for the lead and I have a green jacket.' And I think if he had to, knowing it's Scotty and it's a one shot lead and he's never won here and he's trying to finish a career grand slam — no. And that's not a knock on him, that's just an acknowledgement of how heavy the weight would've been if he didn't win last year.

This is inherently a counterfactual opinion about Rory's psychology — can't be definitively verified.

SVP also touched on the future of the game, acknowledging that while Rory is the king of Augusta right now, Scottie Scheffler’s age gives him the statistical edge for the long haul.

Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30211
Scott Van PeltScott Van Pelt

Scottie Scheffler will end up with more career majors than Rory McIlroy

Scotty just has more runway. If he's six years younger, so that's 24 more majors. I'll take Scottie. I'm just trying to be hot take Scottie. Late night hot take Scottie.

Both players are active and in their prime in 2026.

Things took a delusional turn when PFT tried to convince Scott that he could break 110 at Augusta from the championship tees. Scott, who actually plays the game at a high level, was quick to shut down the idea that a high-handicapper could survive the "tips" without making a double-digit score on a single hole.

Loss
Apr 13, 2026
#30212
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I could break 110 at Augusta National from the championship tees within 10 tries

I think that if you gave me 10 tries from the tips at Augusta, I could break 110 on two of those tries and I'm like an 18 handicap. My drop dead score, like if I shoot higher than 130, you can kill me. Counting every shot, ball in cup.

SVP and most golf experts agree an 18-handicap playing from the tips with tournament-speed greens would struggle to break 120, let alone 110.

Before letting him go, Scott confirmed that "Big Texas" is now a permanent part of his life, with fans screaming the name of the vending machine pastry at him all week at Augusta.

Good luck to everyone playing the lottery ball and remember that the Masters is the only place on earth where you can still get kicked out for having a cell phone.

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More Takes

Void
Apr 13, 2026
#30215
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA play-in is bullshit — the 9th and 10th seeds are never going to win anything

I actually have your back on the play-in. I think it's bullshit that the ninth and 10th teams — like we don't need to, especially in a league where you're trying to get even half the teams to be competitive, the ninth and 10th seed. Like they're not gonna win shit.

This is a subjective opinion about league structure.
Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30207
Big CatBig Cat

Tottenham will not get relegated — EPL is rigged and West Ham will go down instead

I'm gonna say they're not gonna get relegated. EPL rigged.

The 2025-26 Premier League season's relegation outcome — pending at time of recording.
Open
Apr 13, 2026·Picks
#30213
Big CatBig Cat

The Thunder were the real winners of the NBA seeding race because they avoid the Nuggets and Spurs until the WCF

I think the winner was OKC tonight because Denver, if they had lost tonight, they could have gone down to four. Now the Thunder don't have to worry about anyone—the Nuggets or Spurs—until the Western Conference final.

The outcome of the Western Conference playoffs will validate this bracket analysis.
Open
Apr 13, 2026
#30216
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Wemby's playoff dominance will define the next 10 years of basketball

This might just be like a look into the future. Like the next 10 years of our lives will be this Wemby that we get in these playoffs.

Long-range prediction about Wemby's decade-long dominance in the playoffs — too early to resolve.

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