Rory McIlroy is ducking this podcast and it is a glaring empty spot on his resume

A lot of people are saying that Rory can't go on the big one. That he's been ducking this and that's gonna be the one glaring empty spot on his resume when everyone looks at it, when it's all said and done.

Rory McIlroy would have choked this Masters away if he hadn't won last year

I actually think that if he didn't win last year, this one, he would've probably choked away because he kind of had that huge lead. He had a six-stroke lead going into the weekend. He did not play great on Saturday. Everyone kind of caught up to him. He didn't make any huge, huge mistakes on the back nine because he felt confident.

Scottie Scheffler missed his critical putt on 17 because he knows the course too much and overthinks it

The putt on 17 just didn't turn at the last second. It was like half a ball that he missed by. Sometimes these guys know the course too much and they overthink the course. It's like if you're married to somebody for like 60 years, all you do is fight. You know, you lose sight of what makes that person so great.

Never switch from a gaming console to a PC; it's a trap of technical support hell

Listen, there's gonna be a time and a place where your friends try to convince you that it's time to move away from the console and go to the computer. Oh, I'm here to just tell you guys don't do it. I've been in the throes of tech support email hell for the better part of like nine weeks... It's an impossible task.

Growing up as a PC gamer instead of using a console is a sign of bad parenting and childhood trauma.

If you grew up with a PC, if that's how you've always been... you might've grown up wrong. You might've been guided from a young age, that's on your parents. That's bad parenting. That's a therapy thing, that's a trauma thing.

Nate Diaz is a sobering reminder that most men are 'bitch made'

Nate Diaz is a healthy reminder. It was like there's levels to being a man... He's an absolute savage... It's the most sobering reminder of like, yeah, I might be bitch made. 'Cause Nate Diaz is walking, his face was a faucet of blood.