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Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bama's Natty, and Billy vs. Jose Canseco
It is officially birthday month at PMT, and while Billy Football is busy opening a literal bag of meat from PFT, we have to address the elephant in the room: Alabama is back on top. Nick Saban just secured his seventh national title, and the guys are grappling with the reality that we are witnessing the undisputed greatest run in the history of the sport.
PFT CommenterNick Saban is the greatest coach to ever coach anything in any sport
Can we say in any sport, Nick Saban is the best coach to ever coach anything?
Big Cat pointed out the most terrifying recruiting pitch in history. If you are a high school kid and Saban walks into your house, he isn't selling you on a dream; he’s selling you a mathematical certainty.
Big CatNick Saban can truthfully guarantee every recruit a national title if they come to Alabama
If Nick Saban walked into your living room at any point in the last 14 years, he could say to you and your family, you will win a national title if you come to Alabama, and it is true. You can look at it, 09, 11, 12, 15, 17, 20... You are guaranteed to win a national title.
While the rest of the country wonders when the reign of terror will end, PFT is already looking toward the Saban retirement tour. He’s envisioning a world where Saban returns to his West Virginia roots to give the Mountaineers a taste of the promised land before he finally calls it quits.
PFT CommenterNick Saban would eventually win a national title for West Virginia if he finished his career there
I think I would love to see Nick Saban at some point go finish his career at West Virginia. Just like maybe once he turns 75, get the end of the run for Saban, have him bring a couple titles to the Mountaineers.
The Battle of the Century: Billy vs. Jose
The biggest news of the day isn't a trophy in Tuscaloosa; it’s a signed contract for Rough and Rowdy on February 5th. Billy Football is officially set to fight Jose Canseco. After Jose spent weeks calling out Big Cat on Twitter, the champion of our hearts has stepped up to defend the brand's honor. Billy is already in full "lethal weapon" mode, promising to end Jose's career for good.
Billy FootballI will 'wipe Jose Canseco off the face of the earth' and force him to retire from public life
If I beat up Jose Canseco and he loses his fight, I don't see how he can even show his face in public again. So I'm literally wiping him off the face of the earth. We're never going to hear from him again.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Hot Seat Cool Throne featured a deep dive into the absolute chaos of the Eagles firing Doug Pederson, with the guys theorizing that the team basically chose Nate Sudfeld over a Super Bowl-winning coach. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin world is reeling after a guy lost the password to a wallet containing $220 million. Big Cat has zero sympathy for the HODL crowd, predicting they’ll all die with digital millions they were too stubborn to spend.
Big CatBitcoin investors will die rich without ever spending their money because they're obsessed with being 'right' about the currency
The whole point of being rich is to spend money and do cool shit. Bitcoin people just... in the next 10 years it's going to be the only currency that exists... there's going to be at least a few people who die and they're like they're going to be on their deathbed and they're going to be worth 100 million dollars they didn't spend any of it but they're like but I I was right.
In the NFL world, Deshaun Watson is reportedly unhappy in Houston, but Big Cat isn't buying the trade demand hype just yet. He thinks the itch to actually play football will eventually outweigh the front office drama.
Big CatDeshaun Watson does not have it in him to actually sit out games to force a trade
I don't think [Deshaun Watson] has it in him, though. I really don't. I just think he wants to play football.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Our good friend Stone Cold Steve Austin joined the show to talk about the second season of *Straight Up Steve Austin*. It’s always a treat when a legend like Steve can shoot the breeze about everything from Brett Favre’s hunting habits to the exact science of delivering a stunner on a concrete floor. He was incredibly candid about his relationship with the Chairman, giving him the ultimate flowers for his business acumen.
Stone Cold Steve AustinVince McMahon is the smartest person I've ever worked with
He's the smartest guy I've ever worked with. And I always tell everybody I've learned more working with Vince McMahon than I have anywhere in my life, including, you know, damn near five years of college.
Of course, we had to ask about the rumors of one more match. Despite the internet's constant buzzing and RVD's recent comments, Stone Cold was firm on where he stands with his career in the ring.
Stone Cold Steve AustinI will never wrestle another match in my life
I'll never wrestle another match in my life... I'll say it. I'm done. Never's a long time [but] no, it ain't worth it... I got the wrestling bug out of my system.
Even though he’s done for good, he still has that hypothetical dream match in the back of his mind. If he could hop in a time machine and pull any legend into the ring for a brawling clinic, there is only one name at the top of the list.
Stone Cold Steve AustinMy dream hypothetical match would be against Bruiser Brody
Bruiser Brody would be really high on my list. It'd obviously be in prime Stone Cold brawling years... because that's the only way a Stone Cold could have matched up with the power, force, size, and strength and wild man tactics of a Bruiser Brody.
We wrapped things up with a wild edition of Guys on Chicks involving OnlyFans subscriptions and awkward family dinners. It’s a divisional round weekend, the board is set, and Billy Football is one step closer to becoming a West Virginia boxing legend.
If Billy loses this fight, we're making him bring back the 69 jersey indefinitely.
