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Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bama Natty + Billy vs Jose Canseco Is Officially On

Wednesday, January 13, 202110 takes

Alabama wins another National Title and we break down Saban being the unassailable GOAT.(-) Billy Vs Jose Canseco is officially set for Rough and Rowdy February 5th. (-) Hot Seat Cool Throne and Doug Pederson is fired. (-) Stone Cold Steve Austin joins the show to talk about his TV Show being back for season 2, Vince McMahon and how we’re basically best friends now.(-) We finish with guys on chicks (-)

PFT Commenter (3)Big Cat (3)Billy Football (1)Hank (1)Jake Marsh (1)Stone Cold Steve Austin (1)

Recap

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Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nick Saban is the greatest coach to ever coach anything in any sport

Can we say in any sport, Nick Saban is the best coach to ever coach anything?

Hot TakeCFBHotSubjective
While subjective, Saban's 7 national titles (at the time) and dominance in the hardest era of CFB make this a valid, though debatable, stance.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Nick Saban can truthfully guarantee every recruit a national title if they come to Alabama

If Nick Saban walked into your living room at any point in the last 14 years, he could say to you and your family, you will win a national title if you come to Alabama, and it is true. You can look at it, 09, 11, 12, 15, 17, 20... You are guaranteed to win a national title.

Fact ClaimCFBMild
Historically accurate for Saban's Alabama tenure up to 2021.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

James Madison will win the FCS National Championship this year

JMU has a shot this year at winning the Natty. We got a second football season [in the spring].

PredictionCFBMedium
JMU lost in the FCS semifinals to Sam Houston State in May 2021.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Using Delta 8 THC will make you better at video games

3Chi is great. It'll make you better at video games. There, I just said it... I get more kills as a single person in Warzone when I take a 3Chi than we do as a team when I'm playing with Billy.

Fact ClaimLifeMediumSubjective
Purely anecdotal and likely a comedic exaggeration; there is no scientific consensus that THC makes one better at fast-paced shooters.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021
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Stone Cold Steve AustinStone Cold Steve Austin

I will never wrestle another match in my life

I'll never wrestle another match in my life... I'll say it. I'm done. Never's a long time [but] no, it ain't worth it... I got the wrestling bug out of my system.

PredictionLifeFire
Incredibly incorrect. Stone Cold Steve Austin returned to the ring for a full-blown match against Kevin Owens in the main event of WrestleMania 38 on April 2, 2022.

Picks

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Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021·Picks
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Billy FootballBilly Football

I will 'wipe Jose Canseco off the face of the earth' and force him to retire from public life

If I beat up Jose Canseco and he loses his fight, I don't see how he can even show his face in public again. So I'm literally wiping him off the face of the earth. We're never going to hear from him again.

PredictionBoxing/MMAFire
Billy did beat Jose Canseco in 15 seconds at Rough N' Rowdy 13. While Jose stayed in the public eye, his fighting 'career' essentially ended there.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Push
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

The Cleveland Browns will get 'clapped' by the Kansas City Chiefs in the Divisional Round

The Browns are going to get clapped against the Chiefs.

PredictionFootballMedium
The Chiefs beat the Browns 22-17. While the Chiefs won, it was a close 5-point game, so 'clapped' is a stretch.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Bitcoin investors will die rich but never spend their money because they are obsessed with holding

The whole point of being rich is to spend money and do cool shit. Bitcoin people just... in the next 10 years it's going to be the only currency that exists. There's going to be at least a few people who die and they're like... worth 100 million dollars. They didn't spend any of it.

OpinionBusinessMediumSubjective
This is a characterization of a subculture, making it mostly subjective, though 'lost' Bitcoin wallets confirm many will indeed die with 'wealth' they never spent.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson does not have it in him to actually sit out games to force a trade

I don't think [Deshaun Watson] has it in him, though. I really don't. I just think he wants to play football.

PredictionFootballMedium
Incorrect. Watson did sit out the entire 2021 season (though legal issues later complicated this, he originally sat to force the trade).
Win
Take Slip·Jan 13, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

The PLL and MLL merger is a monumental moment in lacrosse history

I think that this is actually probably like a huge moment in the lacrosse history. This is like when the NFL and AFL merged.

OpinionMediaMedium
In the context of professional lacrosse, this was the definitive moment that unified the outdoor game, though the scale is obviously smaller than the NFL/AFL.