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Stu Feiner and Marlins Man

Tuesday, September 5, 201711 takes

College Football is back and UCLA just pulled of an all time comeback. Alabama is a wrecking ball and Texas Football is in shamble ( - ). Who's Back of the week ( - ). Football Guy of the Week is back with weekly nominations ( - ) . The guys traveled out to Stu Feiner's house in Long Island for an interview with the one and only Source, talked about what its like to be Stu, battling addiction, and the upcoming NFL season ( - ). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Piers Morgan, Well that makes sense for Brock Osweiler, an exclusive interview with Marlins Man after he broke up a brawl at the Yankees/Red Sox game, Talking Soccer, and Explain it to Hank - what the fuck is Verrit.

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

Texas can never lose to Maryland in football

[Texas], you can't lose to Maryland in football. No, you can't do it. You can't.

Texas lost to Maryland in both 2017 and 2018.
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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chip Kelly is house shopping in College Station to replace Kevin Sumlin

The fire of the hot seat got lit under Kevin Sumlin. So now Chip Kelly's driving his General Lee down to College Station. He's ready to go. He's house shopping. Rumor is his wife... no, no chance. Chip Kelly's married. His girlfriend's football. Chip Kelly's made up pretend girlfriend is now working with a realtor in College Station.

Kevin Sumlin was fired after the season, but Chip Kelly took the UCLA job instead of the Texas A&M job (which went to Jimbo Fisher).

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017·Who's Back
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Florida's passing game has been so bad that Tim Tebow is their best passer of the last decade

The best passing quarterback that Florida has had in the last 10 years is Tim Tebow.

Subjective, but Tebow's stats and success dwarfed successors like Jeff Driskel, Will Grier, and Treon Harris until that point.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

Gambling is for the rich to lose money and is the biggest lie in America

the world has been seduced into thinking you win money gambling, which is the biggest lie since probably the Bible's true... whoever taught someone, gambling is for the rich to lose money. But the whole youth of America and America thinks you're supposed to win money gambling. So I tell it like it is. I explain to people, you don't win money gambling, you lose money gambling. Gambling is made to have fun and lose your money.

Statistically, the house always wins, making this technically correct for the vast majority of people.
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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

Donald Trump has slept with over 3,000 women

Donald Trump is banging 15 to 20 women a week... in his 20s and 30s, he had as many women as Hugh Hefner... I put the overrun with 3,000 women. He's fucked. No issue about it. And I'd say I'd go over.

This is an unverifiable claim about a public figure's private life.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The Giants will beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl this year

I think the Giants are going to have an amazing year. I got the Giants playing the Patriots in the Super Bowl. I got the Giants winning the Super Bowl.

The Giants finished 3-13 and were nowhere near the Super Bowl. The Patriots did make it, but lost to the Eagles.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback

Joe Flacco... he does not stink. I think he's amazing. I put him as elite. You give him the right team, he wins the Super Bowl. He won the Super Bowl.

Flacco's elite status is the defining subjective debate of mid-2010s NFL.
Push
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The Bears will go 4-12 and be horrific

I think [the Bears] are going to be horrific. I think they go four and 12.

The 2017 Chicago Bears finished 5-11, making Stu's 4-12 prediction extremely accurate in spirit.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

Jason Pierre-Paul will be the Super Bowl MVP

I think that JPP comes back. I think [Jason Pierre-Paul] will win the MVP in the Super Bowl. He's the Super Bowl MVP. You heard it here now. You heard it here first.

The Giants did not make the Super Bowl and JPP was not the MVP.
Push
Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The New York Jets will win 4 games because no one can run against them

I say the Jets, I put the Jets at 4-12. I mean, they have the worst offense in football, but their defensive front four is still amazing... Teams that cannot pass can never beat the Jets. Jets will murder them... but you will be able to throw over the top. That's how you beat the Jets.

The 2017 Jets actually overperformed Stu's low expectations, finishing 5-11.

Talking Soccer

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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2017·Talking Soccer
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Big CatBig Cat

It would be hilarious if the US Men's Soccer team failed to qualify for the World Cup

It would be hilarious if the US didn't make the World Cup. It would be very, very funny. It would be so fucking funny. We could make jokes all summer long and be like, when does the US play?

The US lost to Trinidad and Tobago and failed to qualify, leading to exactly the jokes Big Cat predicted.