PMT DB
The 2022 Takie Awards With Special Guest Presenters Presenting 26 Awards Including Blake Griffin & Blake Bortles Competing In Blake Of The Year
-Worst Collector of the Year -Twitter Reply Guy of the Year -Wild of the Year -Suspension of the Year -Worst Take of the Year -Text Meant to be Sent to Somebody Else of the Year -League of the Year -Retirement of the Year -Southerner of the Year -Dad/Grandfather of the Year -Beef of the Year -Comeback Meme of the Year -Got That Dog In Him Haver Of the Year -Friend of the Year -Lib of the Year -Tommy Lasorda Still Alive Person of the Year in Memory of John Madden -Longest Injury Recovery of the Year -Alpha of the Year -Slap of the Year -Trend of the Year -Ratio of the Year -Preemptive Take of the Year -Blake of the Year -Listeners of the Year
Intro
Big CatWe are actively trying to never be nominated for a Sports Emmy unless it is for the John Cena interview
We are actively trying to never be nominated for everything... if they wanna nominate us and only do it on our John Cena interview, we're in.
Worst Collector
Big CatCollecting signatures is objectively weird and has been replaced by the selfie
I don't think that as a society, we talk enough about the fact that collecting signatures is just fucking weird. Yeah. It is. Especially if you have a picture and you're like, 'Hey, can you write your name on the, on this picture that I have of you?'... I do think that the selfies have taken the place of it, which is a hundred percent, way more meaningful.
Worst Take
Big CatBen Simmons' claim that playing with Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant would be 'scary' meant he was literally scared to play
[Ben Simmons] said, quote, 'It's going to be scary.' So I actually think he was correct about this. He was talking about, he was just expressing his emotions. He was like, 'I'm scared to play. I'm scared to play basketball.'
Preemptive Takes
Big CatDan Orlovsky will do a one-on-one sit-down interview with Deshaun Watson to teach him how to 'not be horny'
I think that we are going to get a, one-on-one sit down interview with Dan Orlovsky and Deshaun Watson. And he is going to set him straight on how to not be horny... Dan Orlovsky, according to his rules, it would be like, 'Deshaun, don't ever go to a room by yourself. Don't ever be in the same room as a woman.'
HankLeBron James will respond to Skip Bayless and try to 'Time's Up' him
I think this is the year that LeBron responds to Skip. Tries to get him off the air... Skip's gonna start going after Bronny Jr. And then LeBron's gonna be like, 'that's a bridge too far. Time's up.' He's gonna try and time's up Skip.
PFT CommenterIt is time for Bill Belichick to retire because the game has passed him by
It's time for Bill Belichick to retire. Has the game passed him by?... If Mac Jones is not the answer this year... I think we're gonna have the conversation: 'Bill, is it time to go coach lacrosse?'
Jake MarshA team that a PMT member roots for will win a championship in the next year
A team that a PMT member roots for will win a championship. We have so many opportunities.
Billy Football2023 will be the 'year of normality' and a return to normalcy
I'm gonna say that it's gonna be the year of just normality. A return to normalcy.
League Of The Year
PFT CommenterThe LIV Tour could eventually take over everything in our lives, including this podcast
I mean, it's a possibility that live tour could just take over everything that we like. Yeah. In every single branch of our life in this podcast. Yes. Open for business.
Dad Of The Year
Big CatOdell Beckham Sr. deserves credit for getting his son a Super Bowl through his viral baker Mayfield video
[Odell Beckham Sr.] released a video on YouTube that said Odell Beckham is always open... It was just a breakdown of all the times that Baker Mayfield didn't throw it to Odell Beckham, Jr... He got his son a Super Bowl. Yes. Yes. He got his son a Super Bowl.