The Tennessee Titans will win and prove why they are the one seed

I think the Titans are the one seed because they beat the Chiefs, they beat the Bills, they beat all the good teams. They killed the Rams... I think we're going to walk away from this game being like, oh yeah. That's why they were the one seed. I'm respecting the Titans.

If the 49ers win, they will have a 50-yard touchdown pass similar to the Flacco-Denver game

If the 49ers win, I think it's gonna be a similar game script to the Joe Flacco at Denver game, double overtime. He's gonna have a 50 yard touchdown pass if they win.

The 49ers will beat the Packers outright

I am full-blown rooting for terrible things happen in the Packers. I think the Niners win. I think they win outright. Oh God. I hope so.

Technically Vanny Woodhead does not exist and is legally destroyed

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of, I couldn't, I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it. No, one [owns it]. The, it's technically like scrap. It's a ghost car. It just hasn't been scrapped.

Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.