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John Ross was too fast for football

John Ross... he retired. ... Too fast for football. ... I actually think that like this guy wasn't that fast when you made it like the average speed. He was just super fast. Straight line. ... He was a gadget guy that just made him run really fast in a straight line and that that was the only thing he could do.

While Ross did struggle to translate his elite speed into NFL production, his speed was literally measured as faster than most players, making the 'too fast' label a hyperbolic opinion.

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Jul 31, 2023
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

My broadcast partner Kirk Triplett is not a nice person when the cameras are rolling

He [Kirk Triplett] is just not a nice person when the cameras are rolling. But I don't think that's any earth shattering news. Like he would admit that too. That's just who He is. And I've accepted that. But I'm proud of myself for not letting him walk all over me.

This is Jake's personal experience with his colleague, making it inherently subjective.
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Jul 31, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jonathan Taylor will eventually play for the Colts this season

Taylor demanded a trade afterwards and then the Colts now have him on a technicality basically saying, you better actually play for us. We're not gonna trade you... He will play. Yes. I think he will come and play.

Despite requesting a trade and sitting out training camp, Jonathan Taylor reached a contract extension and played 10 games for the Colts in the 2023 season.
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Jul 31, 2023
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'The Prestige' is one of the best movies of all time

Prestige is one of the best movies of all time. ... It's a phenomenal [movie]. ... Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman are rival magicians. Great twist, great turns, great female cast. ... That's not being coy. That's just like, it's a phenomenal [movie].

The quality of a movie is a matter of personal opinion.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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