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Patrick Ricard could literally run through a brick wall

I did the math with [Patrick Ricard's] 40 time and his weight and size. He could run through a brick wall. He is literally the Kool-Aid Man... he could still generate enough force to go through a brick wall.

While Ricard is large and powerful, human bone and muscle structure would not survive impacting a brick wall at full speed.

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Sep 16, 2022
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Justin Herbert is to blame for the pick-six because he should have known Gerald Everett was gassed

I'm gonna blame Justin Herbert for that pick-six and not [Gerald] Everett, because he should have known that Everett was tired and asking out of the game and he should have gone to somebody else. If Justin Herbert's the guy that he's supposed to be... then he needs to be able to make the decision to go somewhere else with that ball and not to your receiver who's puking all over himself.

The pick-six was the turning point of the game, and while Herbert threw the ball, Everett was clearly signaling to the sideline he was gassed, which is widely considered a coaching or personnel failure.
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Sep 16, 2022
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Brandon Staley has 'blue-pilled' himself into becoming a conservative coach

It's almost like Brandon Staley flew too close to the sun last year. And you know how in the Matrix you get red-pilled or you get blue-pilled? ...Brandon Staley blue-pilled himself and he's going back to being just like a normal conservative coach. Punting on fourth and short, fourth and third. I don't like that. I like Brandon Staley a little crazy.

Staley's 2022 season was indeed statistically less aggressive on fourth downs compared to his historic 2021 pace.
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The 2007 college football season was the best season of all time

Sometimes you don't know that you're experiencing the season of a lifetime until like 20 years later and then you look back on it. [2007]... Holy shit, what a year. I'll just watch like a compilation of everything that happened in the 2007 college football season and just sit there for like 20 minutes being like, 'Oh yeah, I remember that. That was awesome.'

While 'best' is subjective, the 2007 season is widely regarded by college football historians as one of the most chaotic and memorable in the sport's history.

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I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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