"The Jets will sign Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell but still win only six games" — Big Cat

Take Slip·Feb 13, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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The Jets will sign Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell but still win only six games

This is going to be just the Jets getting Antonio Brown in, Le'Veon Bell, and then still winning six games, right? Yes. Because that's going to be... It's going to be so funny.

Prediction Football Hot

The Jets did sign Le'Veon Bell but not Antonio Brown (who went to Oakland). The 2019 Jets finished 7-9, very close to the 6-win prediction.

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Take Slip·Feb 13, 2019·Trouble in Paradise

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PFT Commenter

Papa John is the new face of Kentucky basketball

I think we should just go with a take that Papa John is now the new face of Kentucky basketball. When I think UK Wildcats, I think shitty pizza.

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This is a satirical characterization of the program's association with a controversial figure.

Loss

Take Slip·Feb 13, 2019

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PFT Commenter

Dogs love vaping and it is a relatively unknown scientific fact

Dogs love vape. It's a relatively unknown fact, but I would imagine that the more chill a dog is, the higher percentage it has to win its competition.

Fact Claim Life HotSarcastic

There is no scientific evidence that dogs enjoy or should be exposed to vape smoke; in fact, it can be harmful to them.

Win

Take Slip·Feb 13, 2019

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Big Cat

Kyler Murray will be a first-round NFL draft pick

Kyler Murray has made the correct decision, and he's going to be an NFL quarterback. A really good one, probably, too. And now we get to debate for the next two months whether he will be a first-rounder, which he will. He will be.