Getting COVID is karma for not following through on my promise to inject myself if March Madness was canceled

If you remember, around this time last year... I said that if they don't play March Madness, I will inject myself with coronavirus. Well, they didn't play March Madness, and I didn't inject myself... So I think that getting it is finally karma, and on top of that, it means that we officially will have a March Madness tournament this year.

Tom Brady's 'We Will Win' texts are the most confidence-inducing messages in the world

The story that came out that Tom Brady texted his entire team every night the week leading up to the Super Bowl just saying, we will win. And I have to imagine that's got to be – like in terms of text messages you can get, that has to be the single most confidence-inducing text message you can get from anyone at any point in your life.

The only way to sustain Super Bowl runs in the NFL is to funnel money through a quarterback's side business

The only way you can do that [sustain Super Bowl runs] is if your star quarterback has an alleged money laundering operation that's taking place as his company behind the scenes that you can funnel money to instead of spending cap hits on that.

The Knicks vs. Spurs NBA Finals series is officially over

The series is over like, it, it, it's over. There's, they're like you said PFT, there's no way that the Spurs have what it takes to close three more games... It's only a matter of time.

De'Aaron Fox's max contract is disgusting

De'Aaron Fox, the fact that he has a max contract is disgusting. He completely choked that game away.

The Knicks are going to sweep the Finals and become one of the greatest teams of all time.

I mean they're gonna, they're gonna sweep this series and probably have a case to be one of the greatest teams of all time. It's, it's tough. I did, I put an absolute nuke on the Knicks 'cause I just knew that, you know, the Spurs were gassed and they didn't have what it takes.