NASA is lying about the sun probe to hide its real mission of searching for aliens
Stay woke, stay woke. They're saying it's the sun so they can be like, actually, the sun was too hot, it burnt, so no one's going to think about where that probe is. It's really in deep space going for the aliens.
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