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Jun 2, 2017·Explain It to Hank
#27670
HankHank

NASA is lying about the sun probe to hide its real mission of searching for aliens

Stay woke, stay woke. They're saying it's the sun so they can be like, actually, the sun was too hot, it burnt, so no one's going to think about where that probe is. It's really in deep space going for the aliens.

Hot TakeLifeHot
The Parker Solar Probe's mission was indeed to study the sun's corona, and it has successfully done so without any confirmed alien contact.

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Jun 2, 2017
#16920
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA is now Kevin Durant's league and the torch has been passed from LeBron James

Are you ready for my hot, hot, hot take from Game 1 of the NBA Finals? Hit me. The torch has been passed. It is Kevin Durant's league. Whose man's is the NBA? I said that, yeah. It's Kevin Durant's man's. Passed that off. He said, here you go, KD. It is your league now. Your league.

Hot TakeBasketballHot
KD won Finals MVP and the title in 2017, reinforcing the idea that he had reached the summit, though LeBron remained a top player for years.
Loss
Jun 2, 2017
#16921
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Matthew Dellavedova is the missing piece the Cavaliers need to stop the Warriors

I mean, clearly, Della Vadova's [Matthew Dellavedova] the missing piece. They need a defensive stopper on the team that can check somebody, and they don't have it.

OpinionBasketballMediumSarcastic
The Cavs lost the series 4-1; Delly wouldn't have fixed the talent gap with KD added to a 73-win team.
Loss
Jun 2, 2017
#16922
Big CatBig Cat

The Cavaliers will win the 2017 NBA Finals in five games

I still think Cavs... Well, you know what? Cavs in five now. How about that? This is one of those things I'm not even trying to go over the top here. I don't know how you can defend the Warriors.

PredictionBasketballScorching
The Warriors won the series 4-1. Big Cat's prediction was hilariously backwards.

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Void
Apr 8, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#30165
HankHank

Roman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.

Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.

OpinionBaseballMediumSubjective
Whether a player is a 'liability' is subjective, though defensive stats can provide some evidence over time.
Loss
Apr 2, 2026
#30125
HankHank

AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots

[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.

PredictionFootballHot
AJ Brown was not traded to the Patriots in the immediate aftermath of these rumors.
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Mar 30, 2026
#30105
HankHank

UConn can't win the championship

I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.

PredictionCBBMedium
UConn was in the 2026 Final Four. Resolution depends on whether UConn won the championship.

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