A child's athleticism depends on how 'athletic' the sex was at conception
I think it has more to do with how athletic the sex was when you actually were conceived. So if you're in a weird position, if you got like a leg up on a table, you're both sweating a lot, then you're going to have a really, really fast baby.
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If you fly one drone into your finger, you're a drone idiot for the rest of your life
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Since pickles are green, a Dilly Dog is basically a salad
No, I like it [Dilly Dog]. You can put anything in a pickle. And guess what? Since pickles are green, it's basically a salad. If you wrap anything in green, boom. Healthy.
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