"A child's athleticism depends on how 'athletic' the sex was at conception" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Mar 30, 2018·Explain It to Hank

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A child's athleticism depends on how 'athletic' the sex was at conception

I think it has more to do with how athletic the sex was when you actually were conceived. So if you're in a weird position, if you got like a leg up on a table, you're both sweating a lot, then you're going to have a really, really fast baby.

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Physical activity during conception has no impact on the genetic material (DNA) provided to the offspring.

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Since pickles are green, a Dilly Dog is basically a salad

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