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PFT CommenterWearing hats and helmets causes baldness because hair needs sun and rain to grow
If you're wearing a hat, it's like you can't grow plants indoors, right? So therefore, if you go your whole life wearing hats and helmets, I can see how like your hair doesn't get enough sun and rain, and so it would not grow as well later on.
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View episodePFT CommenterI want to be replaced by a parrot if I die in Cleveland
If I do die in Cleveland... I want a parrot... play old episodes of Pardon My Take for the parrot... put it in front of a microphone and you talk to it and it'll just basically do the same shitty takes that we've done for the past three months. Nobody will even know that it's not me anymore.
Big CatPhil Mickelson is the first person with a recessive clutch gene
Phil [Mickelson] has a clutch gene because he's won a championship, but I think he might be the first person with a recessive clutch gene. You know how a redhead... you'll blow the redhead that pops up in your family. He's got the recessive clutch gene because he so often finishes second.
PFT CommenterPhil Mickelson choked away another major championship
Anytime you got Phil [Mickelson] finishing in second, the storyline is Phil Mickelson choked away another one. Let's focus where it needs to be because it's always fun to make fun of Phil for being always the bridesmaid, never the bride guy.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Commanders will win the NFC East
The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
PFT CommenterThe Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
PFT CommenterJustin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.