Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?

Trent Williams is the rare offensive lineman who is actually fun to watch play

Trent Williams is a joy to have on your team. He's just a fucking bully. He's also the rare offensive lineman where you have fun watching him play. Like after the ball was snapped, my eyes would just go to Trent Williams because it's like this guy, we might throw an interception, but Trent Williams might punch a guy in the throat.

Joe Schoen is effectively fired if he has to publicly clarify that he hasn't been fired

If you ever have to describe the fact that, like, by the way, I'm not fired. You're pretty much fired. Right? Nobody has ever said, 'Hey, just so you know, technically I'm not fired,' and then they got an extension after that.

Nate Diaz is a sobering reminder that most men are 'bitch made'

Nate Diaz is a healthy reminder. It was like there's levels to being a man... He's an absolute savage... It's the most sobering reminder of like, yeah, I might be bitch made. 'Cause Nate Diaz is walking, his face was a faucet of blood.

Going to a nightclub solo and dancing for two hours is a freeing experience

I went to the bar, had a couple of beers and then went to the dance club. I don't dance very well, but it's fun to bust a move once in a while... It was incredibly uncomfortable, but it was like, it felt good to just, you know, get out there a little bit. I was just dancing... not too bad.

Ronda Rousey might win her return fight in the octagon against Gina Carano

Ronda Rousey... she's returned to the octagon after like 3,400 days, she's got a chance to maybe right the ship and get a win. I thought it could be exciting.