Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?

Trent Williams is the rare offensive lineman who is actually fun to watch play

Trent Williams is a joy to have on your team. He's just a fucking bully. He's also the rare offensive lineman where you have fun watching him play. Like after the ball was snapped, my eyes would just go to Trent Williams because it's like this guy, we might throw an interception, but Trent Williams might punch a guy in the throat.

Joe Schoen is effectively fired if he has to publicly clarify that he hasn't been fired

If you ever have to describe the fact that, like, by the way, I'm not fired. You're pretty much fired. Right? Nobody has ever said, 'Hey, just so you know, technically I'm not fired,' and then they got an extension after that.

I am 5'11" without shoes on

I don't know how heights came up and I was like, probably 5'11" without shoes. I think, I think it's more practical than people think. If I took my shoes off and we did height measurements, I'm probably right at 5'11" strong.

Robot armies will take over the world within the next 10 years

I think we're dangerously close like robot soldiers and the whole robots taking over the world thing isn't as far away as we thought it was gonna be... If you see this robotic hand from X1... it looks like a human hand. And I just think that we're like in a really bad spot and I didn't think it would come in our lifetimes, but it it might be over... I think it's coming like in the next 10 years.

Conor McGregor will fight again and eventually go on a boxing run

I think [McGregor] will fight again. And then even outside the UFC, I think he also will go on like the boxing run afterwards.