The Vikings have to trade JJ McCarthy now that he's lost the starting job to Kyler Murray

Kyler Murray has won the starting job in Minnesota for all the non-believers out there. It's a sad day. It's a bad day... you have to trade [JJ McCarthy], right? I guess so, but I don't know what you're gonna get... you drafted him two years ago and it's like, this was supposed to be the future and you're moving on from that already, so you just gotta rid yourself.

Todd Monken's slip of the tongue confirms he believes Shedeur Sanders is better than Deshaun Watson.

The fact he denied it means that inside of his own head, he knows that. He would never say that because he doesn't believe it. If he had, if the guy was trying to trap him and he actually thought maybe, maybe Shedeur wasn't as good, he would just say like, 'you know, I don't remember ever saying anything like that.'... But the fact that he denied it tells me that in his own brain, he recognized that person's putting a lie on my name. Right. I have to correct the record. Oh shit, they got me.

Reporters who provide incorrect injury timelines should be forced to serve the length of that timeline in jail

I think it should be illegal and you should be in jail if you report that a player is injured for a short period of time and then it turns out they're injured for a longer period of time. Kobe Bryant is now out for four to six months because he got knee surgery. Everyone reported that he was out for eight to 10 weeks. That should be jail. Anyone who reported that should be in jail for eight to 10 weeks. You should have to serve the original sentence.

Walking home in leftover eyeliner from a commercial shoot made me feel incredibly gay and bad

I was walking down the sidewalk. I caught my reflection and I was like, all right, well shout out to the gays, but I look like a fat gay dude right now. And it was a bad look. I felt incredibly gay. It was terrible.

Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown might be losing a step because he isn't getting separation in training camp

My Hot Seat this week is gonna be Patriots fans because I'm seeing some stuff on Twitter that AJ Brown might just not have it. ... I was hearing reports AJ Brown maybe wasn't making separation off the line.

LeBron James will announce his free agency decision today

Today could be the day. We got a lot of hours left in this day. But I hear that around the league. They're saying like, pretty strong. Today's the day LeBron James makes a decision.