Hockey is only America's fourth most important sport and we still beat Canada

I choose to win with class. Does it hurt for Canada that I graciously said hockey is our fourth like the fourth sport we're best at? We're football, baseball, basketball... and then hockey. I love hockey, but it's our fourth most important sport. And Canada, Canada's everything. And we fucking beat you. And we have the gold.

Olympic coaches should receive medals along with the athletes

Did you know that the coaches don't get medals? That's bullshit. Bizarre. [PFT: They get the stuffed animal though.] Oh man. [Big Cat:] Could you imagine being a Canadian and that is your sport and it's everything... and then afterwards they're like, 'Hey, here's a Labu Booo.'

Norway shouldn't count in the Winter Olympic medal standings because they invented all the sports

Norway's like the friend that's like, 'Hey, do you want to come to my house and play all my video games and I'll beat you at all of them?' That's what Norway does. If you take out Norway, which you should, we [the US] dominated these Olympics.

I am 5'11" without shoes on

I don't know how heights came up and I was like, probably 5'11" without shoes. I think, I think it's more practical than people think. If I took my shoes off and we did height measurements, I'm probably right at 5'11" strong.

Robot armies will take over the world within the next 10 years

I think we're dangerously close like robot soldiers and the whole robots taking over the world thing isn't as far away as we thought it was gonna be... If you see this robotic hand from X1... it looks like a human hand. And I just think that we're like in a really bad spot and I didn't think it would come in our lifetimes, but it it might be over... I think it's coming like in the next 10 years.

Conor McGregor will fight again and eventually go on a boxing run

I think [McGregor] will fight again. And then even outside the UFC, I think he also will go on like the boxing run afterwards.