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PFT CommenterCristiano Ronaldo is not a top three Ronaldo
It's time that we have an honest conversation about Ronaldo. I don't even think he's a top three Ronaldo. You've got Ronaldo, you've got Ronaldinho, who is named Ronaldo... Fat Ronaldo. He's number six overall Ronaldo.
Big CatChristian Pulisic stunk in his Chelsea debut and might not be ready for the bright lights
I watched the whole game. He stunk. Is he not ready for the bright lights?... I'm just going to say, as someone who was ready to declare this the biggest moment in USA soccer history, yeesh, maybe we have to start getting the narrative that he's not from America.
Big CatLionel Messi is dead
Messi's dead. Messi is dead. Dunzo. Listen, it's a team sport. Go back to Argentina, Messi. Okay? It's a team sport. Argentina stinks. Messi's great. Yeah.
PFT CommenterZlatan Ibrahimovic is the future of American soccer at age 34
Zlatan is going to save soccer in America. He is. He's the future of American soccer. He's 34. And he's the future.
PFT CommenterLeBron James should play for the US Men's Soccer team
LeBron actually should play for us. If you were to take the best NFL athletes... could the Chiefs qualify for the World Cup under the instruction of Andy Reid?
Big CatIt would be hilarious if the US Men's Soccer team failed to qualify for the World Cup
It would be hilarious if the US didn't make the World Cup. It would be very, very funny. It would be so fucking funny. We could make jokes all summer long and be like, when does the US play?
Big CatCelebrating a tie in soccer is un-American and makes me want to puke
The amount of celebration over a tie makes me want to puke... Very un-American. We play to win the game. That's why we've won every war we've ever been in. That's America.
PFT CommenterChristian Pulisic will make soccer the biggest sport in America
This guy, he is going to make soccer the biggest sport in America. This is the guy. It actually already happened with Freddy Adu, and then John Harkes, and then DeMarcus Beasley, but it's happening again before our eyes.
Big CatSoccer will officially catch on in the US during the summer of 2016
I'll tell you what, man. This is the summer it catches on. You watch. Some people have called it the summer of soccer. I think so. If they could get a big tie against like a Brazil or something, that's the launching point for soccer being the biggest sport in America.