Logic on Retirement, Deion Sanders, and Animal Fight Mt Rushmore
Summer is officially over, and Big Cat isn't interested in your technicalities about the calendar. Labor Day has passed, which means we are fully into football season and it's time to put away the white jeans.
Summer is officially over after Labor Day
Summer's over. Sorry, anyone who says summer lasts past Labor Day is a loser. We're so fucking pissed. Summer's over.
Hank is embracing the seasonal shift too, finally moving past his "vacation guy" persona as he navigates what Big Cat describes as a quarter-life crisis involving a personal trainer and a lot of golf. Billy Football immediately derailed the vibes by bringing up a study claiming the first 200-year-old human has already been born, which led to a debate on whether Hank is essentially a Galapagos tortoise.
The first person to live to 200 years old has already been born
They think the first person to live to 200 has already been born. There have been studies that have been done. No, Big Cat, you didn't read the studies that I read.
The Alpha of the Broncos Quarterback Room
Before the guys got into the interviews, they had to address the slander being thrown at Blake Bortles. Reports surfaced that the BOAT was the mastermind behind a scheme with the Denver Broncos quarterbacks to avoid COVID protocols by placing their tracking devices in the corners of a room so they could sit together. PFT pointed out that even if the rumors are true, it only proves that Blake is a natural leader that every team needs.
Blake Bortles is an alpha leader because he convinced a quarterback room to fake their social distancing tracking
The fact that the entire quarterback room went along with it shows me that Blake is a leader. And so they were all looking up to [Bortles] as the alpha in that group, furthering the reasons why he should be on an NFL roster right now.
Mt Rushmore of Animals We Want To See Fight
To close out Mt Rushmore season, Billy was given the keys to the topic. The rules were simple: no humans, no dinosaurs, and no extinct species. The draft got wild early when Hank suggested a Silverback Gorilla could actually take down an elephant by getting on its back and applying a chokehold.
A silverback gorilla could defeat an elephant by choking it out
I'm going to go elephant versus silverback gorilla. If the elephant can fucking get on his back and get him in a chokehold... [A] gorilla can tap out an elephant.
PFT stuck to more realistic heavyweights, favoring the size advantage of the elephant over the rhino, though he admitted it would be a heavyweight clash for the ages.
An elephant would defeat a rhino in a fight
I took elephant versus rhino. I like the matchup of the tusks and the horn. I think the elephant would win, but I would like to see it. They're worthy foes.
Big Cat took the draft to the streets, proposing a New York City battle royale between the city's two most iconic pests.
Rats are nastier than pigeons and would win in a fight
Just an all-out rat versus pigeon fight would be fun to watch. Just like who's the nastier animal. I think I got to go rats on that one.
As things wound down, Billy’s confidence reached an all-time high. When Big Cat questioned if a human could handle a teenage polar bear, Billy didn't blink, suggesting he could potentially find a way to choke one out despite the obvious physical risks.
I could probably choke out a teenage polar bear
[Big Cat: Billy, could you choke out a teenage polar bear?] I'd get pretty cut up, but maybe.
Logic on the Rap Game and Moving Off the Grid
Bobby Hall, better known as Logic, joined the show to discuss his new memoir, *This Bright Future*. He opened up about his dysfunctional upbringing and why he decided to step away from the traditional rap cycle. He’s found peace by unplugging from the internet entirely, avoiding the constant comparisons that social media breeds. Logic was blunt about the state of hip-hop and why he’s no longer interested in chasing the trends of 20-year-olds.
Rap is a young man's game and artists shouldn't try to look like they're 22 when they are 31
I'm 31. I don't need to be rapping like I'm 22. And hip-hop especially is such a young man's game. It doesn't mean that men can't age in that. But as far as trying to be like, look at me. I'm on TikTok doing a dance. Like, no, I'm not, motherfucker.
He admitted that while he still loves the creative process of making a beat or writing a verse, the actual mechanics of being a professional musician in the digital age can be exhausting.
Releasing music is the least enjoyable part of my career because audiences often misunderstand the intent
I actually hate that I have to release music. It's like a thing. I don't like releasing it because so many people don't get it. They think they do, or they want to say what it is or what it isn't and then it becomes this thing on Twitter.
Coach Prime’s Jackson State Debut
Deion Sanders joined the show fresh off a gritty 7-6 win in his Jackson State debut on ESPN2. The main topic of conversation was Gillie Da King somehow getting a 15-yard penalty from the sidelines for spiking a ball after a play that didn't even count. Coach Prime had high praise for Gillie's speed, even if the spike itself was a disaster.
Gillie Da King could run a sub-5.0 second 40-yard dash
I think he could break a five-flat 40. I really do.
Deion also gave a fair assessment of his son Shedeur’s performance under center. Despite a few freshman mistakes and some fumbles, he liked the poise his quarterback showed when things got messy.
Shedeur Sanders deserves a B-minus for his Jackson State debut
I give him a B-minus. Because he, you know, two fumbles. He told me at the halftime... 'I realize that I'm not Lamar Jackson.' And we just bust out laughing.
To wrap up, Coach Prime looked ahead to the NFL season, naming a few powerhouse teams he expects to be in the mix come January.
The Packers, Ravens, and Chiefs are my favorite teams to watch this NFL season
I'm really liking Green Bay. I'm really liking Baltimore for some reason. I'm really liking Kansas City because they're upset and they're going to be a lot more focused.
If the Browns actually make a run, we might just see Coach Prime back in pads, provided he gets properly compensated for the effort.

