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Ryan Whitney 06/08/2016

Wednesday, June 8, 201615 takes

The guys discuss the USA national team win that will finally make soccer a big sport in America. Remembering Kimbo Slice and NBA Finals preview. Former NHL Defenseman Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about the Stanley Cup Final, what Phil Kessel eats before a big game and the fact that Hank is now more famous than he is. Segments include the debut of "Who's the real racist?" and "Not afraid to go there". "Mike Greenberg's dumb sports rules" and "PR 101" for Roger Goodell fake dying on Twitter.

Ryan Whitney on the Stanley Cup Final, Phil Kessel's Nachos, and Hank's Fame

Big Cat and PFT are riding high on a US Men’s National Team win over Costa Rica in Chicago, a victory so monumental it might finally be the one that makes soccer a big sport in America. While the guys usually limit soccer talk to 20 seconds, they spent a few extra minutes breaking down why Juergen Klinsmann is essentially a charismatic leader we shouldn't necessarily trust based on historical precedents.

Loss
Jun 8, 2016
#18927
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The US Men's National Soccer Team could make some noise in the next two World Cups

I'd say that [soccer is] better than ever. I would say not this World Cup and next World Cup. The U.S. could really make some noise.

The US failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup (the 'next' one relative to 2016) and reached the Round of 16 in 2022.

PFT compared the US team to the Indiana Pacers, a franchise that feels entitled to greatness despite never actually doing anything. He’s looking for something a bit more poetic to announce the team's arrival on the world stage.

Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18928
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A statement loss to Mexico is what the US soccer team needs to announce its global presence

What you really want – now, I want to see the United States – barely lose to Mexico in a statement loss. And that could be what really announces our presence on the global scale.

This is a satirical concept of a 'statement loss' which is inherently subjective and comedic.

RIP Kimbo Slice and the Golden Era of YouTube

The show took a somber turn to remember the late Kimbo Slice, who passed away shortly after Muhammad Ali. Big Cat argued that while Ali meant everything to our fathers, Kimbo was the heavyweight champion of our early internet experience. Whether it was watching him punch an eyeball out of a socket or acting as a bodyguard for the Milf Hunter, Kimbo was a true pioneer of the digital age.

Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18930
Big CatBig Cat

Kimbo Slice meant as much to our generation as Muhammad Ali meant to our parents' generation

It's a hot take, but it's kind of the correct take. Kimbo Slice meant a lot, too, to us. Because that early YouTube time, when he – do you remember watching those videos of Kimbo just bashing people's skulls in and saying, what the hell is going on? He was the baddest guy I've ever seen.

The impact of internet culture vs. mainstream cultural icons is subjective but culturally significant for millennial fans.

Ryan Whitney Joins the Show

Former NHL defenseman Ryan Whitney joined the program to discuss the Stanley Cup Final and his new career as a podcast mogul. The interview started with a massive piece of breaking news regarding Whitney’s retirement status.

Loss
Jun 8, 2016
#22391
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

I am officially unretiring for a $10 million starting spot

Retired. Done. [Big Cat: $10 million?] Yeah, for sure.

Whitney never played professional hockey again after his KHL stint in 2014-15.

Whitney didn't hold back on the San Jose Sharks, basically telling them to save the jet fuel because the series against the Penguins is already over.

Win
Jun 8, 2016
#18933
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

The San Jose Sharks have no chance to come back against the Penguins in the 2016 Stanley Cup Final

Done. Done. Oh, that's not a chance. Like it was pretty stupid. They would even waste the money that it costs to pay for the private jet out to play the game and lose and then have to fly home. ... They're just a better team overall.

The Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup in 6 games.

He also shared an incredible story about Phil Kessel prep for the 2010 Olympic gold medal game, which apparently involved a massive plate of nachos less than 24 hours before puck drop. Whitney also confirmed that while he had a solid NHL career, he is well aware of his place in the social hierarchy back home in Scituate, Massachusetts.

Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18935
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Hank is officially more famous than I am in our hometown of Scituate

I'm fully 100% aware of it. I actually love it because if a kid's going to just ride this rise to fame like he has – I respect that it's a Scituate guy.

This is a subjective assessment of local fame between two public figures.

NBA Finals and Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules

Looking ahead to Game 3 of the NBA Finals, PFT is worried about the Cleveland Cavaliers' chances of survival. LeBron James is apparently trying to lead by giving his teammates headphones and actual inscribed shields, which Big Cat identified as a classic "bad boss move."

Win
Jun 8, 2016
#18931
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Game 3 of the 2016 NBA Finals is a 'can't lose' for the Cavaliers

I think it's a can't lose because if they lose it, then the series has officially begun and then Steph Curry is going to just put the nail in the coffin in game four. So they have to win it because if they lose it, then they won't win another one.

The Cavs won Game 3 and 4, then famously came back from 3-1 to win the series.

In a new segment of Mike Greenberg’s Dumb Sports Rules, the guys reacted to Colin Cowherd’s suggestion that the NBA should cap three-pointers at 12 per game. While the rule is objectively insane, Big Cat found a silver lining if it means bringing Steph Curry back down to earth.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

I support capping three-pointers if it hurts Steph Curry and the Warriors

I hate the rule, and I hate these changing of rules, but if it means we can take away the one thing that Steph excels at over everyone else, I'm kind of in favor of that.

This is a personal preference regarding potential rule changes.

Who’s the Real Racist and PR 101

The debut of "Who’s the Real Racist?" focused on Jim Harbaugh’s brave stance against the NCAA’s prejudice toward football. PFT hailed Harbaugh as a modern civil rights leader for standing up for the most persecuted group in the country: multi-million dollar college football coaches.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jim Harbaugh is a civil rights leader fighting against NCAA persecution of football

I'm glad that Harbaugh finally has the guts to stand up for Division I major conference men's college football coaches. ... Harbaugh, thank you for standing up for the rights of the most persecuted people in America.

This is a satirical characterization meant for comedic effect.

Finally, in PR 101, the guys analyzed the NFL's Twitter account getting hacked to announce Roger Goodell’s death. Big Cat has a theory that this was a calculated distraction from a viral photo of a Patriots fan giving the Commish the finger.

Loss
Jun 8, 2016·PR 101
#22392
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL faked the Roger Goodell death hack to cover up a photo of a Patriots fan flipping him off

Tweet comes out last night or this morning, Patriots fan giving Goodell the finger in a picture. Bad look. Real bad look. One of Goodell's security guards got fired for that. You can't let that happen to the boss man. So how do we cover it up? Fake killed Goodell.

This is a satirical conspiracy theory; the NFL Twitter account was genuinely hacked by the group 'OurMine'.

We'll see you Friday with White Randy Moss to talk the Belmont Stakes and Twitter horses.

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Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18929
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The United States soccer team is the Indiana Pacers of the global scale

The thing about Klinsmann is the United States in soccer is the Indiana Pacers. We've never done anything great, really. We've had a couple good players every now and again. But we think that we're entitled to be a really good team.

This is a subjective comparison between a national team and an NBA franchise.
Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18932
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James buying headphones for his teammates is a 'bad boss move'

LeBron bought everyone headphones before game two? Another really bad boss move. Basically buying everyone a gift so that when he trashes them and calls them assholes and tells the media that he can't do it all on himself, he's then going to come behind the press conference and be like, hey guys, but you remember those headphones I got you?

The Cavs eventually won the title, suggesting LeBron's leadership (and gifts) worked, but the take on it being a 'boss move' is subjective.
Void
Jun 8, 2016
#18934
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

I hate the NBA because of the Prima Donnas and flopping

I just hate the NBA. ... Just, you know, it's just, I don't know. I feel like it's all one-on-one. It's just the timeouts, the fools that play. A lot of ball hogs. ... Prima Donnas. Flops everywhere. It's just slow.

This is a purely subjective aesthetic preference for sports.
Loss
Jun 8, 2016·PR 101
#18937
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL owners likely faked the Roger Goodell death hack to test public sentiment before potentially murdering him

I think it's more probable than not that this was an idea that was floated by the owners just to see – just to kind of like gauge the reaction and see what public sentiment would look like if Roger Goodell were to die. ... testing it out to see like if we killed him, would people hate us?

The hack was confirmed to be a security breach by an outside group, not a social experiment by NFL owners.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers stopping his cheese consumption is a betrayal of his Wisconsin fan base

Aaron Rodgers deciding to stop eating cheese is absolute fucking bullshit. It's a slap in the face to his entire fan base. ... Aaron Rodgers is basically telling all of his fans, all the hardworking people in Wisconsin that buy his jersey ... You just told them they're all fat asses and losers.

This is a comedic interpretation of an athlete's dietary choices.

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