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Tony Hawk + Week 15 NFL Preview

Friday, December 14, 201819 takes

Phil Rivers did the damn thing and the Chargers are officially dangerous ( - ). Week 15 NFL preview, loser leaves town, are we sure they're good and game of the week and gambling picks ( - ). Fantasy Fuccbois ( - ). Legendary pro skater Tony Hawk joins the show to talk about his new video game, what it was like growing up in California as a skater, his favorite moments from his career, filming with the Jackass crew and much more ( - ). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban, PR 101 Patrick Reed, Just chill out man for Ed Hochuli, Hank hot in the streets Kanye and a Grab Bag. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Tony Hawk on Skateboarding Legend, Jackass, and NFL Week 15 Preview

Philip Rivers finally did the damn thing. After years of being the guy who pushes the boulder up the hill only for it to roll back down, the Chargers actually pulled off a prime-time comeback against the Chiefs. Big Cat is so all-in on the Bolts that he’s already picking his fallback team for February.

Loss
Dec 14, 2018
#18961
Big CatBig Cat

If the Bears don't win the Super Bowl, I want the Chargers to win it

obviously I want the Bears to win the Super Bowl, but if the Bears cannot win the Super Bowl, I want the Chargers to win the Super Bowl. They are America's team. This is talking about Antonio Gates, talking about Philip Rivers having fun.

Neither the Bears nor the Chargers won the Super Bowl in 2018; the Patriots did.

PFT is ready to reward the San Diego fans who have suffered through the move to LA, suggesting the NFL should just lean into the chaos if they get a home playoff game.

Loss
Dec 14, 2018
#18963
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should play their home playoff games in San Diego

I think if they get home field advantage in the playoffs, which is possible... they should play their home games in San Diego. Give it back to the people. San Diegans have suffered long enough.

The Chargers did not play any home games in San Diego during the 2018 playoffs; they played away games at Baltimore and New England.

On the other side of the ball, the guys aren't exactly ready to hand Patrick Mahomes the keys to the kingdom just yet. While his talent is undeniable, Big Cat thinks the left-handed passes and constant officiating advice might be getting out of hand.

Loss
Dec 14, 2018
#18965
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes is getting a little too cute with his play style

I think sometimes [Mahomes] gets a little too cute. I think a little too cute. He throws a lot of left-handed passes. ... You know what bothers me is every time there's a penalty, he points way too fast that it's on the other team.

Mahomes won the MVP this season and became an all-time great, making the 'too cute' criticism age poorly.

Week 15 Preview and Picks

It is a massive week for the NFC North. Big Cat is trying to act like he isn't worried about Aaron Rodgers coming into Soldier Field, but the energy says otherwise. PFT, meanwhile, thinks the Packers are a team of destiny if they can just survive this weekend.

Loss
Dec 14, 2018·Picks
#18968
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Green Bay beats Chicago, they are going to the playoffs

Green Bay wins this game, and they're going to the playoffs. Because there are a lot of things that have to happen for Green Bay to make the playoffs, and they're all going to happen. But the big question mark is, can they win this game?

The Packers lost to the Bears 24-17 and were eliminated from playoff contention shortly after.

Over in the NFC East, the Giants are accidentally back in the hunt because, as PFT points out, you simply cannot lose a tank battle to the Washington Redskins.

Loss
Dec 14, 2018
#28215
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is impossible to win a tank battle against the Washington Redskins

You cannot tank against the Redskins. You will not win a tank battle against the Redskins. It does not happen. Not against Mark Sanchez. It does not happen. As much as [the Giants] may have been trying to tank, it was like, oh shit, we accidentally found ourselves back in the NFC playoff race.

The Redskins finished 7-9 while the Giants finished 5-11, so the Giants actually 'won' the tank battle in the long run.

The guys also debated the leadership dynamics in New York, specifically why the Giants might actually be functioning better with Saquon Barkley as the focal point while Odell Beckham Jr. deals with a quad injury.

Void
Dec 14, 2018
#28213
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Odell Beckham Jr. is not a guy who can lead a team without another strong leader present

[Beckham] is not a guy that I think is going to lead your team anywhere if you don't have another strong leader on it. Hypothetically, if you had a leader on your team similar to Eli Manning, this is the exact kind of guy that you do not want to give a huge contract to.

This is a subjective assessment of player leadership and personality fit within a locker room.

Tony Hawk

The legendary Tony Hawk joined the show to talk about his new mobile game, *Tony Hawk's Skate Jam*, and his insane career. It’s rare to talk to a guy who is the literal face of his sport, but Tony remains the coolest guy in the room. He walked us through the process of landing the 900 and how he approached the tricks that everyone else thought were impossible.

Win
Dec 14, 2018
#28218
Tony HawkTony Hawk

The Ollie is the foundation of every skateboarding trick

Ollie's the foundation of every skateboarding trick. So if you're going to start skating and you're going to take it seriously, you've got to learn how to Ollie.

The Ollie is universally recognized in skateboarding as the essential building block for jumps and technical tricks.

We also got some great behind-the-scenes stories from his time filming with the Jackass crew. While they are all legendary for their pain tolerance, Tony revealed that the man leading the charge might actually be the most uncoordinated of the bunch.

Win
Dec 14, 2018
#28217
Tony HawkTony Hawk

Johnny Knoxville is the least coordinated member of the Jackass crew

The irony of [Johnny] Knoxville is that he's the least coordinated. He can't skate at all. And so his injuries were always the worst because he just wasn't prepared for those types of falls. And, you know, he's the one that had to have urethra surgery and stuff like that. These were absolutely the worst types of injuries.

Knoxville has admitted many times he is not an athlete and relies on courage rather than coordination.

He also gave us a glimpse into the "Inception" level of fame he deals with at airports, where people recognize him as "the guy who looks like Tony Hawk" rather than the man himself.

PR 101 and Segments

Patrick Reed is back in the news because Kevin Kisner admitted that everyone in the world of golf pretty much hates him. Big Cat and PFT are leaning into it. Every sport needs a villain, and a guy who loves Imagine Dragons and being a jerk is the perfect heel for a sport as buttoned-up as golf.

Void
Dec 14, 2018·PR 101
#18973
Big CatBig Cat

It is great for golf that Patrick Reed is a villain everyone hates

Patrick Reed, though, he is the bad boy of golf. And I love this because this just keeps his street cred just keeps going up, up, and up. Everyone hates him. Guess what? It's fucking golf. ... It's actually great to have a bad guy in golf.

This is a subjective opinion on the entertainment value of a player, though Reed remained a controversial figure for years.

Big Cat even took it a step further, laying out his rooting interests for the upcoming season which involve a heavy dose of Tiger Woods and a side of Reed-induced chaos.

Push
Dec 14, 2018
#18974
Big CatBig Cat

Tiger Woods will win every major championship next year

I'm a Tiger guy. I want Tiger to win every tour major championship next year, but if it's not Tiger, I want Patrick Reed just to piss everyone off.

Tiger won the 2019 Masters but did not win any other majors that year.

In Kings Stay Kings, Nick Saban continues to be the most calculated man in sports. By hiring every fired coach in the country as an "advisor," he isn't just being a pal—he's conducting corporate espionage.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Saban hires fired coaches to learn how to beat them in the future

Nick Saban's little plan here is that by the time he's like 100 years old and is too old to coach, he'll actually have coached with every coach who's in college football and he knows how to beat every single one of them. So he wins like an extra seven national championships at the end of his career just because he knows everyone he's coaching against.

While Saban certainly benefits from having high-level minds on his staff, the idea that it's a 40-year scouting play is humorous speculation.

To wrap up the show, the guys hit a Kanye-heavy Grab Bag after the rapper went on an 80-tweet spree against Drake. PFT reminded everyone that without Kanye’s early aesthetic, the 6 God might still be stuck in Toronto.

Void
Dec 14, 2018·Grab Bag
#28220
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Drake only has a career because Kanye West popularized the 'backpack and polo' aesthetic

If it wasn't for Kanye putting on a polo shirt and a backpack, you think Drake's whack ass would be waltzing out of Toronto thinking that he could rap about being all up in his feelings and bullshit like that? Honestly, I do not know.

This is a popular theory regarding the evolution of hip-hop subgenres, but it cannot be definitively proven.

If you see a guy in an airport looking like Tony Hawk this weekend, just tell him he has a nice ID.

nflskateboardingjackassgolfkanye-westfantasy-football

More Takes

Void
Dec 14, 2018·PR 101
#18976
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If I am ever on fire, do not piss on me to put it out

I want to say for the record, if I'm ever on fire, don't piss on me. No, just remind me to stop, drop, and roll. It's not going to help unless you're Peter North and have a stream like a fire hose. It's not going to put out the fire. You're just going to be pissing on me as I burn to death.

Scientifically, unless the volume of liquid is sufficient, it wouldn't be effective, but this is a comedic preference.
Void
Dec 14, 2018
#28214
Big CatBig Cat

Saquon Barkley might already be the best running back in the NFL

Give it to a guy who might be the best running back in the league, Saquon Barkley, things will be good for you. Like, hey, we don't have to worry about throwing it to Odell 12 times a game. Let's just keep giving it to Saquon. Oh, shit, this works?

Barkley won Offensive Rookie of the Year in 2018 and led the league in yards from scrimmage, making this a very strong argument for the time.
Win
Dec 14, 2018
#18971
Big CatBig Cat

The Dolphins always lose the week after beating the Patriots

this game will be interesting because the Dolphins, after a win against the Patriots, they stink, historically. Last three games, three times they beat the Patriots... [they lost the following game] 24-16, 29-10, 19-0.

The Dolphins lost to the Vikings 41-17 on Dec 16, 2018, continuing the trend.
Loss
Dec 14, 2018
#18969
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Tomlin gets fired if the Steelers miss the playoffs

I think Mike Tomlin gets fired if they don't make the playoffs.

The Steelers missed the 2018 playoffs at 9-6-1, but Tomlin remained the head coach.
Loss
Dec 14, 2018·Picks
#18972
HankHank

The Buccaneers will cover +7.5 against the Ravens

My walk of the week is going to be the Bucs. Maybe even sprinkle a little bit. The Bucs. [Against] The Ravens. Plus seven and a half.

The Ravens won 20-12, meaning the Buccaneers did not cover the +7.5 spread (they lost by 8).
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Jabari Parker was benched because he started the mutiny against the Bulls' practice

Jabari Parker, he has been benched because, and this is, I mean, I have no sources to back me up except my own brain, but he was clearly the guy who started the mutiny, right? Because he didn't want to practice. He doesn't want to play defense.

While Parker was famously benched and criticized for his defense and 'not getting paid to play defense' comments, it was never officially confirmed he was the sole leader of the 'mutiny'.
Void
Dec 14, 2018
#18975
Tony HawkTony Hawk

The term 'rad' is making a comeback with younger kids

I think rad's making a comeback. ... New young kids using rad. Okay. Calling it that Levi's shirts.

Subjective cultural observation.

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