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Feb 20, 2017
#13512
HankHank

Bryce Harper doesn't have the balls to turn down the Yankees for the Red Sox

Me and Hank had a little conversation about Bryce Harper... and we're hearing rumors... that he might be going to the Red Sox. [Hank]: There's no chance. That'd be awesome. But he doesn't have the balls to do that to the Yankees. He can't turn down that money to come to the Red Sox.

Bryce Harper remained with the Nationals through 2018 and eventually signed a massive 13-year contract with the Philadelphia Phillies in 2019.

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Feb 20, 2017
#27742
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every Super Bowl and All-Star game should be held in New Orleans

Anytime you have a big sporting event in New Orleans, you're contractually obligated to say, why don't they just have every Super Bowl and All-Star game in New Orleans?

The quality of a host city is inherently a matter of opinion.
Void
Feb 20, 2017
#13505
Big CatBig Cat

Kyrie Irving's flat earth comments were likely a headline grab or a prank on the media

Kyrie Irving... let's just call a spade a spade, he was doing this for headlines. I can't decide if it's either a headline for the podcast... or if it was simply all the NBA players getting together and being like, 'Let's prank the media. Let's fuck with them.'

The internal motivation for Kyrie Irving's comments is impossible to definitively verify.
Void
Feb 20, 2017
#27743
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Guy Fieri is the closest thing America has to producing its own Jesus

I don't think I'm going overboard when I say it, but Guy Fieri is probably as close as Americans will get to producing our own Jesus.

Whether a celebrity is a messianic figure is a matter of comedic opinion.

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Oct 16, 2026·Picks
#31670
HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Jets by 14

I think Patriots are gonna win by 14. Christian Gonzalez back, and we're just firing on all cylinders.

The Patriots-Jets result and margin are in the future relative to the episode and require the game to be played.
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Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31643
HankHank

Liv Golf is dead

Liv is dead. This is it. That I will ever bring up Liv 2.0 is dead.

LIV Golf's long-term status and future remain testable beyond the episode date.
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Oct 12, 2026·Who's Back
#31634
HankHank

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other. I thought they were, I really don't know anymore. It was a little odd.

The private relationship between Brown and Tatum cannot be definitively judged from a preseason interaction.