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I am having a midlife crisis at 31 years old

I feel like it's, I know the answer that it's a sign that I'm going through somewhat of a midlife crisis... I have been spending a lot of time thinking about selling it [my car] and then leasing a really nice car... Why not open a line of credit with good points, pay the lease off with that and have a nice car.

Self-diagnosis for comedic effect.

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Nov 15, 2024
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The 2024 Washington Commanders are frauds

Bernie Madoff. Sam Bankman-Fried. The 2020 election. The 2024 Washington Commanders. [Frauds]. Sometimes the haters are right. When the haters are right, you gotta say, great job haters.

The Commanders finished 12-5, won two playoff games, and reached the NFC Championship Game — their best season since 1991. Not frauds.
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Nov 15, 2024
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Kliff Kingsbury's offenses inevitably decline in the second half of every season

This gets at going back to Kliff [Kingsbury]'s entire existence in the second half of seasons. So back at Texas Tech, here's his record as a head coach... His offense looks completely different right now. We had Austin Ekeler. That's pretty much it.

The Commanders did experience a slide in the second half of 2024, finishing 1-4 in their final five games.
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Nov 15, 2024
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Jaden Daniels will be a very good NFL quarterback, but rookies don't win Super Bowls

Jaden Daniels will be a very good quarterback in this league. Jaden Daniels is just still a rookie. And that's something that I think was very evident tonight... But Jaden Daniels I don't think is, as a rookie, a Super Bowl winning quarterback. 'Cause no rookies are Super Bowl winning quarterbacks.

It is a historical fact that no rookie starting quarterback has won a Super Bowl.

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The Patriots will beat the Jets by 14

I think Patriots are gonna win by 14. Christian Gonzalez back, and we're just firing on all cylinders.

The Patriots-Jets result and margin are in the future relative to the episode and require the game to be played.
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Liv Golf is dead

Liv is dead. This is it. That I will ever bring up Liv 2.0 is dead.

LIV Golf's long-term status and future remain testable beyond the episode date.
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Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other. I thought they were, I really don't know anymore. It was a little odd.

The private relationship between Brown and Tatum cannot be definitively judged from a preseason interaction.