Ohio is one of the worst states in America and nobody grows up dreaming of moving there
I snapped. It was like, stop talking about Ohio. ... So Ohio is on this list. It started with LeBron and the Cavs and I said some nasty shit about them in Cleveland and people got really mad. ... Like, I like state pride, but Ohio... no one wants to move to Ohio unless you're from Ohio. No one's like, you know what I wanna do in life? I wanna make so much money so that I can move to fucking Ohio.
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