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Jay Gruden on the Jaguars, Redskins Drama, and Viral Star Snacks Lee
Big Cat and PFT Commenter are back with a plan that might be their most devious yet. After seeing the media obsess over various athlete health trends, Big Cat wants to find a recurring guest to plant a completely fake, disgusting 'training' smoothie into the mainstream cycle just to see how many people actually try it. We're talking Skyline Chili, fire ants, and stinky cheese blended into one horrific concoction. While that's brewing, PFT is focused on his DC Defenders and their upcoming home game, where he has high hopes for the fans in the stands.
PFT CommenterDC Defenders fans will break the world record for the longest cup snake at Audi Field this weekend
I'm challenging DC Defenders fans to get a cup snake that goes around the entire Stadium... they can break the world record which as most as I can tell is a hundred yards... it's going to happen. We're going to get the cup snake going around.
Speaking of legendary figures in sports, Coach K is starting to show a side of himself that is providing endless entertainment for everyone except the people he's actually talking to. After he told the media to look at the banners in the rafters before criticizing him, Big Cat officially declared a new era for the Duke legend.
Big CatCoach K is entering his 'senile' phase where he has no filter and is constantly angry at the media
I think we're going to get into very soon, if we're not there already like the ornery like super angry at the media, just mad all the time [Coach K senile]. We're entering... the Twilight phase of Coach K having no filter and finally saying shit that he really is wanted to say for a very long time.
The Tom Brady Update
It wouldn't be a March episode of PMT without checking the temperature on Tom Brady’s free agency. The rumors are flying from every direction, with some people linking him to the 49ers and others suggesting he’s headed south. Hank is currently in a state of deep denial, refusing to accept any reality where the GOAT is wearing a different uniform.
HankI refuse to consider the possibility of Tom Brady leaving the Patriots until it actually happens
I don't want to think about living in a world where Tom Brady isn't on the Patriots. I'm not going to consider it a possibility until it becomes a reality. So that is my official stance.
However, the guys are looking at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as a very real destination. Between the weapons they have and the location of the next Super Bowl, the fit makes a lot of sense, especially given Bruce Arians' history with veteran signal-callers.
PFT CommenterBruce Arians is a 'Rhino Hunter' who loves signing old, veteran quarterbacks
Bruce Arians did say he prescribes to analytics... and he does like older quarterbacks. So he's kind of like a cougar hunter... Bruce Arians is definitely a rhino Hunter. Yes, because he liked Carson Palmer, loved Peyton Manning. He likes these old guys.
Big CatTom Brady will sign with the Buccaneers so he can play a 'home' Super Bowl next year
Tom Brady in a bucks uniform would look stupid itself, which is why I kind of hope that it happens... but he probably is like I want to play a home Super Bowl. [Tampa's] got the Super Bowl next year... That's a great storyline.
Jay Gruden and Viral Star Snacks Lee
New Jaguars offensive coordinator and former Redskins head coach Jay Gruden joined the show to talk about his time in DC and his transition to Florida. He's embracing the 'normal' life he had for a few months before taking the Jacksonville job, though he admitted he's not one to go searching for what people are saying about him online.
Jay GrudenIf you ever want to be humbled, you should read the comment section of an article about yourself
What I have done before is really bad. Now some of the Articles I've scrolled down and read the comments... Unbelievable the comments... Sometimes you want to be humbled read a comment. Yes right through that's a great quote... it'll be comment underneath [this interview]... probably Mass murderers.
He touched on his family dynamics with his brother John, his storied Arena Football League career, and why he’s a massive fan of the horse racing scene in upstate New York.
Jay GrudenSaratoga is the best horse racing track in America and it's not even close
Saratoga for me is not even close [to other tracks]... I go to Saratoga and I used to go for the opening weekend... getting up early and watching those horses work out. It's beautiful there. The whole set up in the old school feel the town. Yes. It's so much history. There is such a beautiful place.
We also talked to Thomas "Snacks" Lee, the Jackson State student manager who became an overnight sensation after checking into a game and draining a deep three-pointer. Snacks has the ultimate confidence of a shooter and isn't afraid of any matchup, even if it's against his favorite player and fellow number 35 wearer, Kevin Durant.
Thomas "Snacks" LeeI believe I could give Kevin Durant a run for his money in a one-on-one basketball game
I'll most definitely... I actually like to make that happen. I actually think I give [Durant] a run for his money.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne
Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a wide range of topics, from Randy Orton RKO-ing people’s wives on live TV to the growing concerns over the Coronavirus. After weeks of jokes, Big Cat is finally ready to admit that the situation has his attention.
Big CatI am officially done disrespecting the Coronavirus and now respect it
I actually I am standing up right now and saying I respect coronavirus. I'm done disrespecting. I'm not I'm putting a respectful thing to her fraud... I am respecting coronavirus.
Meanwhile, PFT is doing 'Sober October' in March to give his liver a break, and the guys looked at the Knicks' latest PR disaster involving Spike Lee. It wouldn't be a Knicks story without James Dolan finding a way to make himself the villain of the week through what appears to be some calculated photography.
PFT CommenterJames Dolan staged the handshake with Spike Lee to create propaganda for the Knicks
I wouldn't put it past James Dolan. I would not at all this happens at all the time in spy movies and TV shows where you send somebody up to get long-distance snapshot of right looking like something inappropriate is happening and boom. You've got the propaganda right there.
If the Knicks keep this up, Spike Lee might actually find himself with enough free time to finally direct that movie PFT has been dreaming about.
PFT CommenterThere should be a reality show called 'The Home Wrecker' where a hot woman tries to destroy marriages in a giant mansion
That's actually a good idea for a show just called the home wrecker. And have a giant mansion filled with happily married couples and then one just crazy hot chick. It's just comes in and just fucks everyone and also they destroy the house by the end of it... with like a wrecking ball.
Just remember, if you can't finish your wings, you definitely can't play four quarters.
