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Packers HC Matt LaFleur, We Riot + Mount Rushmore Of Magic Johnson's Favorite Things

Wednesday, August 14, 201913 takes

Hard Knocks episode 2 happened and we were forced to semi riot because they kind of sort of addressed Antonio Brown helmetgate ( - ). We have secured 2 of the helmets AB is looking for and offer them to him for a simple trade ( - ). Dak Prescott is a master negotiator ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Mt Rushmore of things off Magic Johnson's list of things he likes for his 60th birthday ( - ). Packers HC Matt LaFluer joins the show to talk about getting the Green Bay job, his relationship with Aaron Rodgers, whether or not he's scared of Khalil Mack, and coming up under Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay ( - ). Segments include hurt or injured Andrew Luck, PMT sports biz minute, way to stay relevant baseball, thoughts and prayers A-Rod got robbed, and a special edition of Guys in Labor to talk Unions

Intro

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Green Bay is kind of a dump

We went up to Green Bay. Kind of a dump. We talked to Matt LaFleur about coaching Aaron Rodgers. They call it title town for a reason, folks.

Whether a city is a 'dump' is purely a matter of personal opinion.

Recap

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is not worth $40 million per year

I don't think he's worth 40 million dollars. And I think that you probably have to sit down, Dak, and be like, dude, I know that you want this much money, but would you rather this much money or maybe win a Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys?

Dak eventually signed a 4-year, $160M contract ($40M/year) in 2021. While the cap rose, he has not yet led them to a Super Bowl, though he has played at a high level.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys should pay Dak Prescott $75 million per year

As not a Dallas Cowboys fan, I hope they pay Dak as much money as possible. 70. 75. Okay. Fuck it. Deal. Full send.

Obviously, no player in 2019 was being paid $75M/year, making this hyperbolic and incorrect in literal terms.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Andrew Luck's injury might be way worse than reported

Andrew Luck has a weird random injury that might keep him out for a lot longer than everyone expects. Calf strain has turned into a high ankle issue... That's like being like, oh yeah, my sniffles turned into the flu.

Andrew Luck retired on August 24, 2019, because he was 'tired' of the injury cycle, confirming Big Cat's suspicion that this was much more than a minor calf strain.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

Michael Porter Jr.'s spine is made of dust

My hot seat is Michael Porter Jr. You guys remember him? Remember he's in the NBA? Has yet to play a minute. His spine is made of dust.

While Porter has had multiple back surgeries, he has played 5+ seasons and won a championship, proving his spine is not literally dust.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL teams should be allowed to give one rookie a monk haircut as team building

I think that you should be allowed to give one rookie a monk. Yes, yes, I agree. That's not hazing, that's team building. That's funny. Big difference. If it's funny, it's not hazing.

This is a subjective opinion on team building versus hazing.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Home Depot is the ultimate masculine experience if you don't ask for help

I successfully went to Home Depot and got what I needed without asking anyone. And there's no better feeling in the world. You feel like the manliest man that's ever walked Earth. It took me about 25 minutes to find the wood glue, but I did it.

This is an internal subjective feeling.

Mount Rushmore

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019·Mt. Rushmore
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HankHank

Chappelle's Show is the greatest TV show of all time

Chappelle's show... Greatest show of all time. Undeniably the number one pick.

Greatest of all time is an unresolvable matter of opinion.

Interview

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Matt LaFleurMatt LaFleur

I don't think you can put an age on leadership

I don't think you can put any type of age on leadership. I saw Sean [McVay] firsthand and I thought he did as good a job as anybody I've been around in terms of getting the respect and the command from the team.

This is a philosophical coaching take that cannot be definitively proven or disproven.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Matt LaFleurMatt LaFleur

The Packers will have zero tolerance for fighting in training camp

No tolerance there... zero tolerance at all. You fight you're out. Just for the day. And don't get me wrong, skirmishes are going to happen. You don't want to see haymakers being thrown, especially when it's your own teammate.

This refers to his internal team policy during the 2019 camp.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Matt LaFleurMatt LaFleur

The Packers will utilize the fullback position as a weapon this year

Danny [Vitale]'s been awesome. We want to be able to run everything out of 21 personnel. And a lot of teams don't see that anymore. So it is a little bit of an advantage, especially if you get a guy that can catch the ball out of the backfield.

Vitale played 15 games in 2019, catching 7 passes for 97 yards and serving as a lead blocker, though he wasn't a statistical 'weapon' in the traditional sense.
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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019
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Matt LaFleurMatt LaFleur

Pass interference review rules might actually favor the defense

Honestly, I think it could be an advantage from a defensive perspective, considering that all scoring plays are under automatic review. And you see a lot of rub or pick plays down in that red area. So it could actually help the defense.

The PI review rule was largely considered a failure and was scrapped after just one season (2019) due to a lack of overturns.

Guys On Chicks

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Take Slip·Aug 14, 2019·Guys on Chicks
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Bill Simmons genuinely wants to stop the union at The Ringer

There's a part of me that thinks that what Dave was doing part edge stick today is exactly what Bill Simmons wants to do for real. Bill Simmons lucked into this day because holy shit.

The Ringer Union eventually successfully negotiated their first contract in 2021 after a lengthy process.