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Thanksgiving Special With Blake Bortles, Martin Truex Jr, Julian Edelman, and Billy Football
Special bonus double episode for Thanksgiving Week. We start with the NFL games on Thursday and coach firing season(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(-). Blake Bortles joins the show for a Wikipedia meeting on Thanksgiving and we talk about his 7-3 Jacksonville Jaguars(-). Special Mt Rushmore of Thanksgiving Activities/Food-)). Segments include PR 101 for Ray Allen getting catfished and the Braves losing all their prospects(-). Trump vs Lavar update and Shoe Roast(-). Billy Football joins the show to explain Net Neutrality to us as well as Higher Education/Guys on Chicks. 2017(-) Nascar Champion Martin Truex Jr joins us in studio after his Championship race on Sunday to talk NASCAR, what he would be doing if he wasn't a driver, and whether or not he should be able to wreck cars in high speed chases(-). New England Patriot Julian Edelman joins us to finish Part 1 of his interview last Wednesday. We talk more Brady and Belichick and other stories on his career in the NFL(-).
Higher Education
Billy FootballNet Neutrality will slow down porn
Can you just explain to me what this means for porn? I don't care. It'll definitely slow it down. It's slowing porn down.
Billy FootballTrump is like Machiavelli
I gave a, yeah... Trump is like Machiavelli... The Little Prince.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankThe Celtics have officially overtaken the Patriots as the heart of Boston
My hot seat is the New England Patriots. They're no longer the best team in Boston anymore. The Celtics have won 14 straight. They've captured the heart of the city.
Big CatKyrie Irving is significantly better than Isaiah Thomas
I think we need to find every single person who thought that the Kyrie trade wasn't good and ban them from ever watching basketball again. Because Kyrie Irving is so fucking good. And all the people that flipped out about Fultz... Kyrie Irving is... he was finishing at the rim in ways that it took my breath away.
PFT CommenterThe Cleveland Browns will run the table and make the playoffs
Cleveland Browns are still very much alive to make the playoffs. They run the table. They don't control their own destiny, though. Hey, Cleveland Browns fans, R-E-L-A-X. You're going to run the table. You'll be fine.
Interview
Blake BortlesOnly America should celebrate Thanksgiving
I agree. I think it's an American tradition. I mean, because it was the pilgrims and the Indians like sitting down and having dinner together and kind of somewhat working out the deal of how we're going to take their land.
Blake BortlesUndefeated mid-majors like UCF should be in a 16-team playoff
As a mid-major school, it's tough with the way the system is now to get a chance to get into the college football playoffs. I think they should do it like how they do the 1AA or the FCS or whatever it's called, like a 16-team playoff. Because then you give them a chance, you never know until they go play the Power Five conference teams.
Blake BortlesThe secret to being an NFL quarterback is trying to throw it to your own team
I think he just, as much as he can, you've got to keep trying to throw it to your own team. I'm giving that one to everybody. Anybody that wants advice, there's a hot tip for you. I can show you plenty of examples on not throwing it to your own team and how I'm trying myself to figure that one out still.
Martin Truex JrLeBron James could never be a NASCAR driver because he is too tall
It'd never happen. Why? Because he couldn't even fit in the damn car. 5'11" is the perfect height. The tallest ever has been like 6'5". That's kind of max for the cars the way they're built.
Julian EdelmanTom Brady is a dorky guy in the locker room
Kind of like a dorky-ish kind of guy, actually. You see him in all his little commercials and he's always James Bond up... But you get him back in the locker room, man. He's shooting the crap with us, going through Instagram, making fun... Scrolling down that thing just like us.
Julian EdelmanBill Belichick is a genius who could be a Fortune 500 CEO
This dude like went to school and should be like a governor or like a Fortune 500 company genius type guy. That's a football coach. He is football. He's become a football. I don't know... his body is shaped like a football.
Mount Rushmore
Pr 101
Big CatRay Allen needs sex and internet rehab
Because he's a repeat offender now, and he's having this many difficulties, I think therapy is the only way he can get out of this. He needs to go to rehab. He needs to go to internet slash sex rehab. It worked for Tiger. Just say you're a sex addict.
PFT CommenterThe Braves will be 'fucked' for 10 years after their illegal scouting scandal
They ended up losing 12 of their minor league players to free agency. They just ripped up their contracts. So basically, the Braves are going to be absolutely fucked for the next 10 years.
Other
PFT CommenterNo business gets done in America during November and December
No business gets done in the months of November, December in America. No business really gets done in March because of March Madness. Then April, the start of summer vacation season is usually June 3rd through August, let's say. So really, if you don't get any work done September, October, February, or March... yeah, then you pretty much screwed.
PFT CommenterThe Vikings will be up 40 at halftime on the Lions for Thanksgiving
I think that Mike Zimmer is going to leave the game early because the Vikings are going to be up by 40 points at halftime. This is the time of the year where the wheels totally fall off the Lions.
Big CatPlaying on Thanksgiving is a vacation for Philip Rivers from his nine children
I bet Philip Rivers is so happy this year that he doesn't have to sit down at a table with his nine children for Thanksgiving. Getting to play a day game on Thanksgiving for Philip Rivers is basically a vacation for him.