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Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games
The Panthers have won the Cup and people are asking if Connor McDavid can win the big one after awkwardly being awarded the Conn Smythe(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including podcasters after JJ Redick turns his back on us for coaching(-). Will Compton joins the show in studio to talk about the tumultuous story arc for beer games 2024, us getting back in the mix, is he pissed at barstool, plus some old school reminiscing(-). We finish the show very drunk post beer games with Mt Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you’re drunk(-), and then we do our concussion test with Will(-).
Recap
PFT CommenterNHL goalies should be pulled from the ice with at least four minutes remaining
I think the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period... no, I think they just like four and a half... I think you pulled the goalie super early. Yeah. I I feel like, I don't know, it just, at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy outta there until like a minute, 45, 2 minutes left... it should definitely be more than one minute, 45 seconds. Yeah, it should be like three and a half, four minutes.
Big CatDog influencers use their pets' social media accounts to get dates
How often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram handle of their dog and uses the DMs to fuck? ... She slid into my goldendoodle's DMs... not Ms. Peaches because Dave is famous in his own right. I'm talking about like the people who have no fame, but their dog has insane fame. You definitely use that dog to fuck, right? A hundred percent yes.
Big CatThe Conn Smythe Trophy is the cruelest gift you can give a player who just lost the Stanley Cup
Fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback... why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records, but fuck off on giving me that trophy... I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody.
Big CatI am officially retired from drinking games
I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release... I'm just washed, dude. I'm so washed... I retired from drinking games. What led to the retirement? I'm just washed, dude... you're never supposed to retire right after the season... I left myself open to unretire, but I'm retired as of right now.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
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Big CatJason Tatum has no 'aura'
I have no aura. Perfect. Exa—great. Find it. That's, I have no aura... If you see it, you can tell, you can use, you don't have to know the definition... KG has a shit load... [Tatum] has no aura. No. Like Big Cat doesn't even, literally doesn't know what the definition of or is. He just knows... you can tell.
HankThree beers is the perfect amount for playing a round of golf
Drank three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoff... he was like, three beers are gonna make me play perfect. Like yes. It's the perfect amount. It is... for the people that say like, I need, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple bad holes. You're like, I need to drink three beers.
PFT CommenterJJ Redick used his podcast with LeBron James as a 4-month job interview for the Lakers
He used podcasting... it's a stepping stone job... LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach... just say what it was. Yeah. We decided, we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever. And we did a podcast about the philosophies of basketball... I was essentially interviewing him for the job and then we hired him.
Big CatThe Phillies are a lock to reach the NLCS
The Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS because the NL is trash... they will be in big playoff games... there's no way that they're not gonna be in big playoff games... the Phillies will be in the NLCS. It would be you. I don't know if they'll win the NLCS. Yeah, that's gonna be a tough series... but the way the NL is set up. I think they will be in the NLCS.
Interview
Will ComptonThere was a 30% chance Taylor Swift would attend the Beer Olympics
I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was gonna come to the beer Olympics... You never know. I think there's still a chance she might show up... when Dave was really wasn't on board, he was like, you could get me back. If you get Taylor Swift there. Right. Okay. So we're like, okay, there's a shot.
Big CatI can chug a beer faster than Taylor Lewan
I can chug faster than Taylor... [Lewan] put it down in like 3.8 seconds... the boot? ... I can't [do] that. One beer. [But] I beat Dana Beers too.
Picks
Big CatCaleb Williams is going to be an awesome quarterback
It happened to me today and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me, but I had multiple people. I'm like, yeah, Caleb Williams could be awesome.
