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PFT CommenterThe butt is the easiest hole to get any disease through
I think the—let's be honest—the butt is the easiest hole to get any disease through. Yeah, I would say stay away from that if you're trying to fuck around with someone who's got Corona. All holes no go.
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Big CatIf they cancel March Madness, I will intentionally contract coronavirus the next day
If they cancel March Madness—I'm not talking about playing it with no fans—if they cancel it outright, I will get coronavirus the next day. I do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist.
PFT CommenterIntentionally contracting coronavirus is healthier than a normal March Madness routine
I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of March Madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during March Madness, which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra.
Big CatDarren Rovell is legitimately losing his mind
Rovell is kind of a misunderstood but nice guy. I think he's losing it—like he is legit losing his mind. He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer. This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games
Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.
PFT CommenterVictor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships
He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.
PFT CommenterCarlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect
These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.