PMTPMT DB

Takes

Void
Take Slip·Feb 6, 2026
#PMT-2026-0206-10481
Jake BoboJake Bobo

Duke should have made the College Football Playoff this year

I was on that bus. How do you leave the ACC Champ out? [You lost four games?] Bro. Bro. But it's ACC Champ.

Subjective argument regarding CFP selection criteria.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 21, 2026
#PMT-2026-0121-6176
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Saban intentionally held back Curt Cignetti to protect his own coaching legacy

Did Nick Saban specifically not promote Curt Cignetti? Because he is like, 'Hey, if this guy gets a head coaching job, he's going to be known as the greatest head coach of all time. Not me.'... Nick Saban's been trying to keep the world from [Cignetti] for all these years.

Saban did hire Cignetti in 2007 but did not promote him; however, the motivation remains purely speculative.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 21, 2026
#PMT-2026-0121-6175
Big CatBig Cat

Winning a national championship at Indiana is worth four titles at Alabama

Winning a national championship in Indiana is like probably worth four at Alabama. Yeah. So if [Curt Cignetti] wins one more, he already has passed Nick Saban.

This is a subjective comparison of programmatic difficulty.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 9, 2026
#PMT-2026-0109-13927
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Miami would win the National Championship if they simply ran the ball every single play

I think that Miami could win this game if they ran the ball every single play. Their offensive line was dominant. And even when a guy would get wrapped up for a two yard gain, then you get the five huge big giant dogs on their offensive line pushing them downhill like an avalanche. You end up with a five, six yard gain on it.

While Miami did win the semi-final, they have not played the championship game yet. The effectiveness of running every play is subjective.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 7, 2026
#PMT-2026-0107-19863
Andy StaplesAndy Staples

If a college coach doesn't show significant improvement by Year 2, the hire was a failure

If your guy's not getting it done by year two, you blew the higher. That's, that's it. In this era, you blew the higher, if your guy's not good by year two... if you've got a coach te begging for patience, that's a coach who knows He's already cooked.

This is a philosophical take on sports management and remains subjective.
Void
#PMT-2026-0102-19459
Big CatBig Cat

Michigan officially broke Ryan Day and the Ohio State program

It actually is my, my weird take here is that Michigan did it again. They broke 'em. Ryan Day had spent so much energy to beat Michigan this year, after they beat Michigan, it was over.

This is a subjective assessment of team psychology following a playoff loss.
Void
#PMT-2026-0102-19463
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Curt Cignetti is one of the best hires in the history of any job ever

I think he goes on the Mount Rushmore of just best hires for any job ever. Is he the best hire ever? Yeah. For any job ever done. I would say Michelangelo, when he painted the Sistine Chapel, I think they nailed that one. Oppenheimer to build the atomic bomb. Okay. Mission accomplished... but outside of that, yeah, I think he goes on the Mount Rushmore.

Subjective comparison of a football coach to historical figures.
Void
#PMT-2025-1224-1284
Big CatBig Cat

Michigan State fans should troll Michigan over Sherrone Moore's Instagram activity

Michigan State deserves and is allowed to just go after Michigan right now. I actually think you should fire back... you go Sherrone Moore. Mel Tucker. 'cause that looks like you can hang. And also do not do the Larry Nassar [jokes].

This is a matter of fan etiquette and rivalry protocol.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-1212-7214
Big CatBig Cat

The 'Michigan Man' thing is kind of not real

I'm starting to think the whole Michigan man thing is kind of not real... How have we had all these controversies? We're Michigan men.

This is a subjective critique of a team's brand and culture.
Void
#PMT-2025-1210-2877
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

JMU is not one of the best 12 teams in the country

I'm not saying JMU is one of the best 12 teams in the country. I think that that would be an insane take to have. I'm just pumped that we're in it.

Ranking 'best' teams is subjective, but PFT is admitting they aren't Top 12 quality.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 8, 2025
#PMT-2025-1208-7099
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Caleb Downs is the best defensive player in college football

I love Caleb Downs. Caleb Downs has been, I think, the best defensive player in college football for at least the last two years.

Subjective opinion on player ranking.
Void
#PMT-2025-1208-7102
Big CatBig Cat

Notre Dame is a top 10 team despite being left out of the playoff

I do think Notre Dame is unquestionably one of the top 10 teams in the country. And to not have them in a College Football Playoff to decide a champion is stupid.

Subjective ranking opinion.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 5, 2025
#PMT-2025-1205-6232
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

Miami should be ranked ahead of Notre Dame because they won the head-to-head matchup

I look at what matters on the field. They... actually played. Miami led the whole game. They won. I don't understand [them being ranked lower]. Miami should be ahead of Notre Dame.

This is an opinion on committee logic and ranking principles.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2025
#PMT-2025-1203-18658
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

James Madison is a better team than Notre Dame

Does that mean that JMU is better than Notre Dame? I have no choice but to say yes. It does mean that because we would be in, Notre Dame would be out.

This is inherently subjective, but JMU being ranked #25 as a Group of Five team vs Notre Dame is a massive talent gap. The committee would never genuinely rank JMU ahead on merit alone.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2025
#PMT-2025-1203-18667
Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Texas A&M is a fraudulent team

Texas a and m has the classic look of a fraudulent team... Their first seven SEC games where they started seven and oh, they played teams ranked nine through 16 in the sec. The second they played somebody in the Top half league, Texas stumped them. This looks like a team that feels like a fraud.

A&M's late-season losses often validate Brandon's 'fraud' labels, but 'fraudulent' is ultimately a subjective sports descriptor.
Void
#PMT-2025-1201-9369
Big CatBig Cat

Michigan players saying they were 'protecting the logo' after getting crushed is pathetic

If you're a Michigan fan, you have to be completely embarrassed that that was actually said afterwards... to come a to afterwards be like Yeah, we were making sure that they couldn't do anything with the m we're gonna protect the m... That's so pathetic.

This is a subjective opinion on the optics of the rivalry aftermath.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 26, 2025
#PMT-2025-1126-19499
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

JMU is the number one destination for any up-and-coming head coach

I think that that would cement JMU as being the number one destination for any up and coming coach. Yep. If they want to get paid, which is a good spot to be in.

This is a subjective claim about the attractiveness of a coaching job, though JMU's recent track record of coaches moving to P5 jobs supports the trend.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 19, 2025
#PMT-2025-1119-18645
Booger McFarlandBooger McFarland

College football coaches should never play more than 20 rounds of golf per year

You should not golf during the season whatsoever at all. August to January, no golf. Once the season is over... if your coach is playing more than 20 rounds a year, then you got the wrong coach.

This is a subjective management philosophy.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 14, 2025
#PMT-2025-1114-13239
Joel KlattJoel Klatt

LSU is a top-three job in college football and is better than the Alabama job

I caught a bunch of flack for saying I think LSU is a top three job in college football... I think it's a better job than Alabama... They've got more resources at LSU than there are at Alabama... Alabama doesn't have [boosters like Todd Graves] guys. They don't.

The ranking of jobs is inherently subjective but based on verifiable resource allocation.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 14, 2025
#PMT-2025-1114-13243
Joel KlattJoel Klatt

Ohio State vs. Indiana is the toughest matchup in the country for the Buckeyes

If I were to say of any team in the country, like what's the toughest matchup for Ohio State? It's Indiana... because they can run the football... Mendoza is also very good... That's gonna make life difficult on what I think is the best defense in college football.

Subjective tactical analysis of a specific matchup.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-1112-10750
Big CatBig Cat

Ohio State is significantly better than every other team in college football

I still think Ohio State is that much better than everyone else. And we'll find out though, Indiana and Ohio State feel like they're on a collision course.

This is subjective until the playoffs, though they are currently ranked highly.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 5, 2025
#PMT-2025-1105-15585
Big CatBig Cat

Notre Dame should not be ranked ahead of Texas or Oklahoma in the CFP rankings

I do think that the Oklahoma and Notre Dame Texas rankings makes no sense... Notre Dame's best win is against USC and their losses are Texas A&M and Miami... Texas's best win is Oklahoma and Vanderbilt... Oklahoma has also two ranked wins Michigan and Tennessee. Their losses against Ole Miss and Texas... it just doesn't make sense to me why Notre Dame is ahead of those two teams.

This is a subjective evaluation of team resumes at a specific point in time.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-1029-3648
Andy StaplesAndy Staples

Ohio State offensive coordinator Brian Hartline would be a home run hire for a Big 10 head coaching job

What about Brian Hartline, the offensive coordinator at Ohio State? Best receivers coach in the world. I will say that like the, I'm not being hyperbolic. He's, he's better than anybody else in college and probably better than anybody in the NFL. He's one of the best recruiters ever. Heartline because of who he can recruit to your program probably commands a little bit higher first step.

Hartline has not yet taken a head coaching job as of mid-2024, but his 'home run' status is subjective.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-1029-3650
Big CatBig Cat

Ohio State is currently a super team that is so good it's almost boring

Ohio State... they're so good. They're boring. Yeah. And their schedule's not helping. 'cause the teams that were supposed to be good on their schedule have kind of stunk... they're just loaded top to bottom.

Subjective opinion on team quality.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-1029-3642
Andy StaplesAndy Staples

LSU is the premier coaching job opening in college football

I had LSU number one and I had Florida number two. And the reason I had LSU number one, three of the last four coaches have won national titles... every kid who lives in the state grows up in the state, wants a, wants to grow up and be a Tiger. LSU has an advantage that only Ohio State really has anywhere else.

Expert opinion on job desirability.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-1029-3644
Andy StaplesAndy Staples

Arkansas is a top-4 coaching job because of corporate NIL funding

My number four is, is gonna piss off some people... Arkansas. I looked at the John Calipari hire in basketball. Tyson Foods obviously putting a lot of the money toward that. They have massive corporate support there. Walmart's all over their field and all over their stadium. If they get their corporate money excited, you can be funded very well at Arkansas.

Opinion on job ranking based on NIL potential.
Void
#PMT-2025-1027-17049
Big CatBig Cat

I would be fine with Brian Kelly coaching the Wisconsin Badgers

Have, have you thought about a world where Brian Kelly is the coach of the Wisconsin Badgers? I'd be fine with it. He'd, he'd make us better than what we are right now. He, he gets good results... I am so sick of watching my team suck every Saturday that I will, I will have the guy that I probably hate most of any coach, coach my alma mater.

This is a statement of personal preference regarding hypothetical coaching hires.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 22, 2025
#PMT-2025-1022-10327
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Ohio State's current team is better than last year's team

[Big Cat: Are you ready to say this team is better than last year's team?] Yeah. I think [Will] Howard's even better. [Big Cat: You mean Will Howard?] Yeah... Sayin's even better. He just—you know, they don't even need him.

Subjective comparison of two different seasons' rosters.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 22, 2025
#PMT-2025-1022-10326
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Indiana winning at Oregon is the best college football win of the season

The Indiana win at Oregon I think is the single best win of the entire college football season. And I also think Oregon's getting dropped down too far in the polls after the fact, 'cause I think Indiana really is that good this year.

This is subjective but grounded in Indiana's undefeated run and the difficulty of winning in Eugene.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 10, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-1010-16614
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Travis Hunter the wide receiver would beat Travis Hunter the cornerback

Travis Hunter, the wide receiver we think could beat Travis Hunter the cornerback. Yes. Get toasted.

Since he is the same person, this cannot be tested, making it purely subjective/hypothetical.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 8, 2025
#PMT-2025-1008-10501
Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

Arch Manning looks like an unpolished freshman and is not ready for the SEC

I thought like the last few years sitting on the bench developing behind Quinn Ewers is like we were gonna see a much more polished player than what we have seen to this point. He just looks like a freshman even though he is now in his third year on campus. So I think that is very alarming.

Subjective evaluation of talent, but Manning's subsequent performances were inconsistent.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 8, 2025
#PMT-2025-1008-10504
Mario CristobalMario Cristobal

The adults and coaches set the tone for a program, not the players

People always saying, well, players nowadays bullshit. Right? It the adults, the adults set the tone right and the players will follow. And we have the right kind of players with the right kind of mentality is full throttle every day, man. And you and you're honest, don't, we don't sugarcoat anything.

This is a fundamental coaching philosophy and is inherently subjective.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 8, 2025
#PMT-2025-1008-10505
Mario CristobalMario Cristobal

Awarding the Heisman Trophy before postseason games are played is bizarre

The only thing I would wish for the Heisman Trophy that it was awarded when all the games were done. That whole award before these postseason games are played is absolutely bizarre to me. Like, I don't, I can't comprehend it. Never will.

This is a subjective opinion on the structure of sports awards.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 1, 2025
#PMT-2025-1001-16585
Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Penn State should stay the course with James Franklin despite big-game losses

I think Penn State is absolutely on the should stay on the same course. Nothing has fallen off... Everything about the first three quarters told me James Franklin can't do it, and then the fourth quarter happened. I think they played well enough in the fourth quarter to convince themselves that they can break through.

Subjective opinion on coaching strategy and program stability.
Void
#PMT-2025-0924-7579
Big CatBig Cat

Lane Kiffin's daughter's relationship with an LSU player is a 'coordinated attack' to get intel

He definitely knew. They've been dating for a while. He posted a picture of her... he's already talked to Weeks about what they're gonna run on defense.

Highly unlikely to be a literal 'coordinated attack' for coaching intel, but a funny sports theory.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0829-15272
Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

Will Howard's performance at Ohio State is a result of elite wide receivers

I think of how Will Howard looked at Kansas State and then I think of how Will Howard looked at Ohio State. Right. Looked a lot different when you have all those guys to throw to. What can really great wide receivers do to an average quarterback? They can lift him up. Right?

Evaluates the quality of a player's performance relative to their environment.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0829-15271
Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

South Carolina is the biggest fraud in the SEC

I don't really believe in Florida and I don't believe in South Carolina to the level of the pe I think South Carolina is the biggest fraud in the SEC.

Subjective opinion on the 'fraudulence' of a team's hype vs. results.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 20, 2025
#PMT-2025-0820-7407
HankHank

Number 47 is a terrible number for a quarterback

Great brand. Terrible number for a quarterback. Bear's a bad start. You can't. Big guy. You put, you put harder earned money on a, on a team and you see a quarterback coming out wearing number 47.

Subjective aesthetic preference.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 18, 2025
#PMT-2025-0818-5227
Coach OCoach O

The 2019 LSU Tigers are the best college football team of all time

With Joe [Burrow], I think we could beat anybody. It's gotta be won on the field. Now they've had some other great teams, but I do believe with Joe and the team that we had, we could've beat anybody we played that year... I'd put the LSU team in front of everybody.

This is a subjective historical debate in college football.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 11, 2025
#PMT-2025-0811-10420
Big CatBig Cat

Shedeur Sanders' Nike ad was a little premature

I just thought that the Nike ad, only a matter of time for the first preseason game was maybe a little premature.

Subjective opinion on marketing timing.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 14, 2025
#PMT-2025-0714-19821
Trevor LawrenceTrevor Lawrence

Dabo Swinney is a master motivator but not the most 'cerebral' X's and O's coach

He's not like the biggest, he understands the game, he's not a huge X's and O's guys, but he's like motivator vision... he would make you believe like you could do anything. Like our team, we'd be like, dude, we're gonna like, it didn't matter who we're playing, like we're gonna kill these dudes.

Subjective characterization based on personal experience.
Void
Take Slip·Jun 20, 2025
#PMT-2025-0620-9717
Bret BielemaBret Bielema

The best indicators for a recruit's success are the uncles on the mother's side

If you can meet mom and then if you meet one of her brothers. The uncles from mom's sides are usually the greatest indicators of what you're gonna get... DNA means a lot.

This is a scouting philosophy rather than a verifiable fact, but Bielema treats it as a 'fact claim' of high-level coaching.
Void
Take Slip·Apr 18, 2025
#PMT-2025-0418-12167
HankHank

Good riddance to Lee Corso

Good riddance [to Lee Corso].

The host is joking for engagement purposes.
Void
Take Slip·Apr 14, 2025
#PMT-2025-0414-5665
Big CatBig Cat

Nico Iamaleava is receiving bad career advice from his father/agent

I think he's getting bad advice from his, so his dad is his agent, which also complicates thing because when your dad is your agent... he doesn't have to act in good faith... I think it's shortsighted because Nico, if he had a really good year in Josh Heupel's offense could be a high draft pick.

Subjective opinion on management, though Nico's draft position will provide some evidence.
Void
Take Slip·Mar 14, 2025·Null
#PMT-2025-0314-20125
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick's girlfriend being copied on all North Carolina emails is a sign of shadow coaching

Belichick is telling all the North Carolina officials to copy his girlfriend on any emails that they send him... she's apparently very smart philosopher, right? He's asking his bosses to copy her on all the emails... Is she the shadow coach at UNC?

Subjective analysis of program dynamics.
Void
#PMT-2025-0205-15898
Big CatBig Cat

The 'Underground Talent Railroad' transfer strategy is a genius college football idea

Let's create a network where we're all transparent with each other every fifth year. Each one of us can take its turn having the A team... PIT gets to have the 22 best players between the five programs... I don't hate it. I love it. I actually don't hate it at all. I love it.

Void
Take Slip·Jan 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0129-6665
Jerry O'ConnellJerry O'Connell

Ashton Jeanty should have won the Heisman

The person who should have won the Heisman, Ashton Jeanty... Travis Hunter had a pretty good season... [but] Ashton Jeanty shoulda won the Heisman.

Travis Hunter won the Heisman, making this a subjective 'who should have won' argument.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 22, 2025
#PMT-2025-0122-12339
Big CatBig Cat

The National Championship game should be played no later than January 10th

January 10th should be the latest they play the national championship. You can't have it. You can't have four NFL teams left and still not have a national title champion for college football. It just feels weird. It feels off. It's stupid.

This is a subjective scheduling preference.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 3, 2025
#PMT-2025-0103-2434
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kickers are mental midgets and need to be afraid of their head coach to succeed

Kickers are mental midgets. Can we say that? Mental. You need to have the, oh shit, I'm probably gonna get killed by my head coach if I don't make this kick. And Sark was just like doing the I love you man... His hair... I got a lot of people saying the hair's too much for a kicker. I don't disagree. You don't wanna stand out at all if you're a kicker.

Void
#PMT-2024-1230-7564
Big CatBig Cat

Everyone complaining about Cam Ward sitting out the second half of the Pop-Tarts Bowl is a loser

Anyone who was upset about Cam Ward is a loser and they're just basically looking for something to be angry about. ... He's also got millions of dollars on the line if he gets hurt. I don't understand it. ... Bowl games don't really mean anything and it's entertainment and it's kind of stupid but it's also fun.

Subjective opinion on fan behavior and player safety.
2...6