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Take Slip·Apr 11, 2025
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

This is the best chance the Maple Leafs have ever had to win the Stanley Cup

So hockey this year, so many storylines. I think the number one for me is that this is the best chance the Leafs have ever had to win the cup. Yes... 1967, the first is that, well the most recent one I heard is the last time both the Detroit Red Wings and Boston Bruins didn't make the Stanley Cup was 1967.

The outcome of the 2025 playoffs will determine if they capitalized on this 'best chance'.
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Take Slip·Apr 11, 2025
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

The Stanley Cup winner will be one of these three teams: Florida, Tampa, or Toronto

Florida, Tampa, Toronto. I'm taking all three Atlantics. I think that the only thing that'll stop that is whoever of those three makes the conference finals might just be beat to shit outta gas.

One of these three must win the Stanley Cup for this to be correct.
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Take Slip·Apr 11, 2025
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Colorado is the best team in the West and will return to the Cup Finals

Colorado to me is, they're the best team in the West. And if they play Dallas, which I think they will in the first round, one of those kind of unfair, like either team could win the cup and somebody losing first round.

This depends on Colorado's playoff performance in 2025.
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Take Slip·Apr 7, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ovechkin's record-breaking goal from his office was the perfect way to end the chase

It was awesome to see him score from his office against the Islanders... Ovie was like, fuck it, I know it's at home... he said, no, I don't wanna do it on empty netter. Instead he did it from his office. Perfectly. Perfect, perfect shot. That shot has been happening for 20 years.

Alex Ovechkin did break Wayne Gretzky's all-time goal record in early 2025 from his signature 'office' spot.
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Take Slip·Apr 7, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Blackhawks owner Jerry Reinsdorf is a piece of shit

I've been watching all the games illegally this year. Good for you. I have a workaround that I'm, I will not tell, but I have a workaround that I've been watching the games illegally because [Jerry Reinsdorf] is such a piece of shit. Yeah. I don't wanna give him money. He sucks.

Subjective opinion about a sports owner's character and business practices.
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Big CatBig Cat

The Wisconsin Badgers women's hockey team is a true dynasty

The Wisconsin Badgers women's hockey team won another national title. Four outta six years, eight total dominant. Dynasty for sure. That's the Dynasty.

The Badgers have indeed won 4 of the last 6 titles as of the 2024-25 timeframe.
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Take Slip·Mar 5, 2025
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Brady TkachukBrady Tkachuk

The Four Nations Face-Off final was equivalent to an All-Star exhibition game for Team USA

That term meant a lot... [Big Cat: You agree right, that was just the All-Star break?] I don't know if I answer that... Give's a shit about that. That's exhibition.

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The tournament was a high-stakes best-on-best event, making the 'exhibition' label objectively downplaying the result.
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Take Slip·Mar 5, 2025
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Brady TkachukBrady Tkachuk

I can definitely beat up my brother Matthew Tkachuk in a fight

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. [Big Cat: You could beat the fuck out of him?] I'll say and he'll see it and be like, yeah, he can. Oh, he knows. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This has never been professionally tested and is a matter of sibling rivalry.
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Take Slip·Mar 5, 2025
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Brady TkachukBrady Tkachuk

Winning a Stanley Cup in Canada would make me 'Captain Canada'

I think about it all the time... [PFT: It'd be Captain Canada at that point.] Yeah. It's made me think about it too much. But I feel like I have my whole day planned when we win.

The Senators did not win the Cup in the 2024-25 season.
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Take Slip·Feb 24, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Ovechkin will break the NHL goal record this season against the Penguins

I think he's gonna do it this year. I think he's gonna do it against the [Penguins] at the end of the season... I think it's the game against the Penguins towards the end of the regular season... April 17th... Having him break it right in Sidney Crosby's face would be incredible.

The season is ongoing; Ovechkin needs 13 goals to pass Gretzky as of late February 2025.
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Take Slip·Feb 24, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup this year

The caps are... legitimately a good team. They've got a bunch of great players... I think it is the caps year. I believe they have the best record in hockey.

The NHL playoffs have not yet occurred.
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Take Slip·Feb 21, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Auston Matthews has become 'too Canadian' and that is why the US lost the Four Nations tournament

My takeaway from this game is that Austin Matthews has become too Canadian. And that's why we lost the game. Because he's a Maple Leaf and Maple Leafs never win anything. And we saw that.

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The US did lose the Four Nations final to Canada in February 2025. Whether it was due to Matthews being 'too Canadian' is purely subjective/satirical.
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Take Slip·Feb 19, 2025
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Canada will beat the USA in the Four Nations final

Thursday night we're gonna put on a spanking to you Americans. ... You're gonna see McJesus, Makar, MacKinnon and Crosby put on a goddamn show in front of the Boston crowd. ... Thursday we're gonna find an answer and we're gonna bring it to you in your own house.

The Four Nations final takes place on Thursday, Feb 20, 2025.
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Take Slip·Feb 19, 2025
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Alexander Ovechkin is not on the Mount Rushmore of hockey

I don't think that anybody would have him in the Mount Rushmore of hockey. ... Once he passes Gretzky for goals, I would say he's probably yes, gonna be coming in around like sixth or seventh all time. I think still a lot of people put Stevie Y ahead of him.

Hockey rankings are inherently subjective.
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Take Slip·Feb 19, 2025
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Connor Hellebuyck is unproven in elimination games

Hellebuyck has been on this incredible run... not so much in playoffs or in big money games. ... In an elimination situation when all the chips are on the table, he is unproven.

Performance in pressure situations is a matter of interpretation of stats vs outcomes.
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Take Slip·Feb 19, 2025
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Canada will win the Four Nations final 6-2

Six to two. Six-two. McJesus will rise. They will light up Hellebuyck in an elimination situation. ... Jordan 'The Snowman' Binnington will have an incredible performance for the Canadians in net. Mark my words. An absolute spanking.

The game outcome will determine if this specific scoreline and player performance analysis is correct.
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Take Slip·Feb 19, 2025
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Connor Bedard has 'dog in him' and will become one of the greats

I believe that he does have dog in him and it will eventually be unleashed. He's too stubborn not to become one of the greats. ... This kid is very young, he's very determined and he is gonna figure it out with my help.

Bedard's ultimate legacy is a long-term projection.
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Take Slip·Feb 17, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The United States is currently the best hockey country in the world

Guess what? We're the best fucking country in the world in hockey... until Canada, until Canada to be on Thursday. We right now as of the second we're still the best hockey country in the world. We got the cup. They're not getting it back.

The USA did win the round-robin portion but the final outcome depends on the tournament's conclusion.
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Take Slip·Feb 17, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Canada won't get the Stanley Cup back from the United States

We got the Stanley Cup. They're not getting it back.

A Canadian team has not won the Stanley Cup since 1993. This prediction is pending for the current season.
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Take Slip·Dec 27, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Maple Leafs current roster is the best they have had in 20 years

I would say this is the best lineup the [Maple Leafs] have had in the last 15, 20 years. Very solid backend. They're getting incredible goaltending... Their Core Four, all the guys making all the big dough [Matthews, Marner, Tavares, Nylander] are buzzing.

Inherently subjective comparison of roster quality over decades.
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Take Slip·Dec 27, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Spencer Carberry is the frontrunner for the Jack Adams Award

Probably the biggest surprise so far this year has been the Washington Capitals... I would have to say [Spencer] Carberry the coach. He, he, he's the front runner for the Jack Adams. He just is such a modern day coach.

Outcome depends on the NHL awards ceremony in June 2025.
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Take Slip·Dec 27, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Kirill Kaprizov is a top three MVP candidate

Minnesota, Kirill the Thrill [Kaprizov]... Probably a top three candidate for MVP right now. And just an unreal player to watch where every game, game in, game out, shift in, shift out, he has must-watch television.

The Hart Trophy finalists will determine if this is correct.
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Take Slip·Sep 27, 2024
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

The Bruins lowballed Jeremy Swayman with a four-year, $6.2 million offer

I find out that the offer is four years times 6.2 crazy low ball. And that they, that they haven't talked in like three weeks. It's August camps in 10 days... I had the contract offer. Right. He [Don Sweeney] didn't argue that. So whether it was two weeks, three weeks, or 10 days, right. There's been enough silence in August with your star goalie that it's seriously alarming.

Swayman eventually signed an 8-year, $8.25M AAV contract, confirming the previous offers were significantly lower as reported.
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Take Slip·Sep 27, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Conor McDavid will win at least one Stanley Cup in the next four years

No doubt in my mind [McDavid can win the big one]. I'm very confident that this is the year... Life or death four years, like a four year span, gun your head. I would say they, yeah, I would say they would win one cup. That would be my guess. Life or death.

Pending the results of the 2025-2028 NHL seasons.
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Take Slip·Jul 17, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Ovechkin being ranked 54th on ESPN's Top 100 Athletes list is disrespectful to hockey

That Ovy [Alex Ovechkin] is so far down. Like Hank said, it's disrespectful to hockey, it's disrespectful to the entire country of Russia. The man is about to surpass Wayne Gretzky for the top goal scorer of all time in the NHL.

This is a subjective ranking debate, though the facts about his pursuit of Gretzky are true.
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Take Slip·Jun 26, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NHL goalies should be pulled from the ice with at least four minutes remaining

I think the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period... no, I think they just like four and a half... I think you pulled the goalie super early. Yeah. I I feel like, I don't know, it just, at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy outta there until like a minute, 45, 2 minutes left... it should definitely be more than one minute, 45 seconds. Yeah, it should be like three and a half, four minutes.

The Oilers pulled Stuart Skinner with roughly 2:30 left in Game 7; they did not score and lost 2-1. Whether pulling him earlier would have worked is a matter of statistical debate.
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Take Slip·Jun 26, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Conn Smythe Trophy is the cruelest gift you can give a player who just lost the Stanley Cup

Fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback... why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records, but fuck off on giving me that trophy... I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody.

Subjective opinion on the emotional value of an individual award versus a team loss.
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Take Slip·Jun 24, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If the Oilers win Game 7, it will be the most iconic moment in Stanley Cup Finals history

This would be, I think, the most iconic moment in Stanley Cup finals history. If they're able to pull [off the comeback].

Subjective opinion on historical ranking, but grounded in the rarity of a 3-0 comeback.
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Take Slip·Jun 24, 2024
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Connor McDavid is the greatest athlete in the world right now

Connor McDavid and him being the greatest athlete in the world right now, better at his sport than any other person is at their sport.

Subjective ranking of athletic dominance compared to other sports.
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Take Slip·Jun 24, 2024
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Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final will go to overtime

I think it's going overtime, which I didn't think it ever happened. Somebody told me it did. It might've been in the twenties or thirties for all I know. But game seven overtime for the Stanley Cup. I feel like this season's been so crazy that it might happen tonight.

The game ended 2-1 in regulation, so it did not go to overtime.
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Take Slip·Jun 12, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Oilers will win Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals at home

I feel like they are, the Oilers are going to win game three at home though. They need the tits. They need the tits.

The Oilers lost Game 3 to the Panthers 4-3.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Evander KaneEvander Kane

Matt Cook was a dirty player

I remember either [Chris Higgins] in the intermission, he said, Hey, just make sure you keep your head about there 'cause you know these guys are coming after you... Matt Cook kind of asked me to go... ended up knocking him out... But he was a, he was a dirty, dirty player.

Matt Cook's career was defined by several high-profile suspensions and controversial hits, making this a widely held view in the hockey world.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Evander KaneEvander Kane

Atlanta deserves to have an NHL team again

I loved Atlanta. I loved my time there. I had an incredible two years. The fans in Atlanta I think we're awesome. I think it's a great city to live. Lots to do. I'm all for getting hockey back in Atlanta. I think just, you know, that's where I started my career at my first two years there. I had great experiences and, and I'd love to see hockey back in that market with the right ownership group.

Subjective opinion on league expansion/relocation.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Florida Panthers will win the Stanley Cup in six games

Right now I have Florida and six. Right. I think that overall they have the better team... Florida is expected to be there. They have the goal tending, they have more depth on defense. They're overall better on defense.

The Florida Panthers did win the Stanley Cup, but it took seven games, not six.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Sasha Barkov is the best 200-foot center in the world

Sasha Barkov easily in the world right now, probably the new Anze Kopitar as the best 200 foot center... he back checks like a maniac. He's the most reliable center ice position player I believe on the planet. Even more so than McDavid from a defensive standpoint.

Barkov won the 2024 Selke Trophy as the NHL's best defensive forward shortly before this, lending strong support to the claim.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Connor McDavid still sucks because he hasn't won the big one

Not that he [McDavid] needs it again. He, he still hasn't won the big one, so we're gonna wait on that... Right now. He still sucks. In a way I'm kind of hoping that he loses so we can really focus this take on him. Like, losing in the Stanley Cup finals would be the ultimate point on that crown of cannot win the big one.

The Oilers lost the Stanley Cup Final to the Panthers in 7 games, so Big Cat's 'hope' that the narrative would survive came true.
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Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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MemesMemes

I want the Rangers to win Game 6 and then lose Game 7 in historic, embarrassing fashion

I would like the Rangers to win game six. And then lose in historic fashion [in game 7].

The Rangers lost Game 6 and were eliminated, so they never reached Game 7.
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Take Slip·May 22, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Edmonton losing in the Stanley Cup Finals would be the best storyline for hockey

I kind of just for our own sake, I hope that Edmonton loses in the finals. Just for the storyline. Canada... I hope they get to the finals and I hope that Edmonton loses.

The Oilers did indeed lose in the Stanley Cup Finals in 7 games to the Panthers.
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Take Slip·May 20, 2024
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PK SubbanPK Subban

Connor McDavid is the most talented player to ever play hockey

I will say this guy's the best player that maybe we've ever seen play the game skill wise. Stuff that he can do out there... there's no one even close that can do the things at top speed that he does night in and night out.

This is a subjective talent assessment commonly debated against Gretzky, Lemieux, and Orr.
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Take Slip·May 20, 2024
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PK SubbanPK Subban

NHL players want the 'physicality and shots' in the game's gray areas

The best part about that series was watching Sam Bennett and Brad Marchand shake hands. I mean it's, it's an f you to all those fans out there that try to take that component out of the game... you're telling me that I've never been cheap shotted before... I love them for it. That's a part of the game. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Inherently a matter of sports philosophy and player culture.
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Take Slip·May 20, 2024
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PK SubbanPK Subban

The Rangers will beat the Panthers in the Eastern Conference Finals

I'm gonna pick the Rangers... I think that the winner could be coming out of the east this year... if the Rangers can play their game, move pucks, break out clean attack... they will have a ton of success. And I hope they do. I 93, 30 years, I wanna see it happen.

The Florida Panthers defeated the New York Rangers 4-2 to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals.
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Take Slip·May 20, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Connor McDavid 'can't win the big one' until he proves otherwise

Has Conor McDavid [won a title]? I think we won. No, he has not. Okay. Alright. So there, the discussion... we have to, as our job say, he can't win the big one... He won the big one and now he's the guy that can win the big one.

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McDavid and the Oilers reached Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final in 2024 but lost to the Panthers, so as of this episode's immediate follow-up, he still has not won 'the big one'.
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Take Slip·May 20, 2024
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PK SubbanPK Subban

The Dallas Stars are the best-built team in the NHL

How do you not pick Dallas? Like, what would be your reason for not picking Dallas? ... from the coaching Pete DeBoer to the stars up front. They have scoring depth up front. They have veteran presence, they have sandpaper, they have youth, they have speed, they have defense... Jim Nill deserves a lot of credit.

The Stars won the Central Division and reached the Western Conference Finals, though they lost to the Oilers.
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Take Slip·May 13, 2024
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HankHank

The NHL is rigging the playoffs for a Panthers-Rangers Eastern Conference Final

I something's fishy with the NHL and and this Panthers team... They didn't suspend [Bennett], which is crazy... I don't understand why... The NHL is trying to rig a Panthers, Rangers Eastern Conference Finals. They much rather have that than Bruins-Rangers.

While the Panthers and Rangers did meet in the ECF, there is no evidence the league rigged it.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Dallas Stars will beat the Colorado Avalanche in 7 games

I got Dallas in seven again... I think that Dallas, who's a Stanley Cup team can get to the finals because they gotta go through the juggernaut, which was the Vegas Golden Knights.

The Stars beat the Avalanche in 6 games, not 7.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Edmonton Oilers will steamroll the Vancouver Canucks in 5 games

I think that Edmonton is gonna steamroll Vancouver where Vancouver's lost their starting goaltender Thatcher Demko... I think it's gonna be a five-game series and then it's gonna be McDavid against MacKinnon again.

The Oilers beat the Canucks in 7 games, not 5. It was a very close series.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The New York Rangers will beat the Carolina Hurricanes in 6 games

I think they're gonna beat Carolina in six games and they're, yeah... they have everything going for them. I think that they're a stronger team and they got bigger weapons.

The Rangers beat the Hurricanes in exactly 6 games.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2024
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Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The 2024 Stanley Cup Final will be Edmonton vs. Florida

So I think that it will be Edmonton, Florida. That would be my guess.

This was the exact matchup for the 2024 Stanley Cup Final.
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Take Slip·May 3, 2024
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Keith YandleKeith Yandle

Ovechkin's days of being a physical force are limited

I think the days of where he's running guys through the boards, you know, a force to be reckoned with out there, those might be limited. But, you know, I think when it comes to goal scoring, he's, I think he could do it till he is 45 years old.

This is an ongoing career evaluation of an aging superstar.
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Take Slip·May 3, 2024
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Keith YandleKeith Yandle

The Florida Panthers will win the Stanley Cup

I got Florida and Colorado [in the finals]... I think it's the Panthers year. I just, they, they're a fun team to watch they, they play so hard. Their big guys are playing great.

The Florida Panthers did win the 2024 Stanley Cup, though they defeated the Edmonton Oilers, not the Colorado Avalanche.
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