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Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Stetson Bennett & Super Wild Card Weekend

Friday, January 14, 202220 takes

We start the show getting ready for a huge football weekend. Pick some fake NFL bowls and talk about the Wild Card Weekend upcoming(-). Packers Head Coach Matt LaFleur joins the show to talk about Green Bay’s season, Aaron Rodgers going to jail/prison, game hypotheticals, and fans getting surly(-). We then welcome on Georgia QB Stetson Bennett to talk about the National Championship, being Stetson Bennett and tons more(-). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week(-).

Matt LaFleur on the Bye Week and Stetson Bennett on Winning the Natty

We have arrived at the best time of the year. Super Wild Card Weekend is here, and the board is absolutely loaded with matchups that feel like instant classics. Before the guys got into the grit of the games, they had to celebrate a major milestone: Billy Football turned 23. While Billy is finally entering his Jordan year, he shared the deep wisdom he’s accumulated over two decades of life.

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#5386
Billy FootballBilly Football

Exercise is the key to mental well-being

Exercise is the key mental wellbeing. In all 23 years, that's probably my greatest [lesson].

General wellness advice is subjective but widely accepted.

Big Cat was less than impressed with the birthday celebration, mostly because he’s reached the age where the calendar becomes the enemy.

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#5387
Big CatBig Cat

A person's birthday doesn't matter after age 21

After like 21, your birthday doesn't really matter. Like it's not like a, I'm going to take the, I'd rather take... I would never want to take my birthday off.

Inherently subjective opinion on social norms.

Super Wild Card Weekend Preview

The conversation shifted to the bizarre end of the Joe Judge era in New York. After the Giants decided to move on, Joe Judge went out like a legend by ordering 15 pizzas and enough Coors Light to supply a small army. Big Cat has a theory that Judge actually orchestrated his own exit with those back-to-back QB sneaks from his own goal line.

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#5389
Big CatBig Cat

Joe Judge intentionally tried to get fired by the Giants

I still am convinced that he tried to get fired because if you look at the timeline, he, his job was guaranteed for next year. And then he completely lost his mind saying the weirdest shit, QB sneaks. And then obviously the finale of saying he wants more power. I think he was essentially like, I want to get fired. I don't want to coach this team anymore.

Subjective interpretation of coach's intent.

As the guys looked at the actual playoff slate, PFT found a line he likes in the Raiders-Bengals matchup. It’s the first time Bengals fans will be able to send a text message or an Instagram story about a playoff victory, but PFT is more focused on the scoreboard than the history books.

Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5390
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Over (49) is a good play for Raiders vs. Bengals

I think that the, the over is a good play in this game. I think we're going to see a shitload of points right now. It's at 49. Okay. Neither one of these teams is spectacular on defense and they both kind of just strike me as teams that they, they panic later on in games.

The final score was Bengals 26, Raiders 19, totaling 45 points. The under hit.

When it comes to the Eagles traveling to Tampa, the stats might favor the GOAT, but the history of the NFC East in the postseason tells a different story. Big Cat is leaning into the trend of Tom Brady struggling against this specific division when the stakes are highest.

Win
Jan 14, 2022
#5392
Big CatBig Cat

Tom Brady is 0-5 against the spread against the NFC East in the playoffs.

The stat that I have that backs that up is Tom Brady has [0 and 5] against the spread against the NFC East in the playoffs. So he's [0 and 5], he's got he's two and three straight up.

As of Jan 2022, Brady was indeed 0-5 ATS against the NFC East in the playoffs.

PFT is also high on the birds, thinking the weather and the matchup will make this a much tighter game than the oddsmakers suggest.

Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5391
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles will cover the spread against the Buccaneers

I think the Eagles are gonna cover. Yeah. I think it's one of those matchup things to back that up. I like the Eagles they're kind of in there. The team that's being disrespected the most... I think the weather is going to contribute and I think the bucks are going to win by six.

The Buccaneers won 31-15 (16 point margin). The Eagles did not cover the +8.5 spread.

Moving to the AFC, the Texans made waves by firing David Culley after just one season. Big Cat was legitimately fired up about it, noting that Culley overachieved with a roster that was widely expected to go winless.

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#21919
Big CatBig Cat

Firing David Culley is absolute bullshit because the Texans never gave him a chance to succeed.

The Texans are firing David Culley. Oh, that's bullshit. He never had a chance. That's bullshit. They basically are admitting that you hired him just to fire him. I think [Culley] couldn't have done better than what he did.

Culley was fired after just one season despite a 4-13 record with a talent-depleted roster; he was replaced by Lovie Smith, who was also fired after one year.

Matt LaFleur and the Packers’ Quest

Packers Head Coach Matt LaFleur joined the show during Green Bay’s bye week to talk about the pressure of being the top seed and the decision to play his starters in a meaningless Week 18 game. Of course, Big Cat couldn't let him leave without revisiting the infamous field goal decision against the Bucs in the 2020 NFC Championship. LaFleur didn't flinch, standing by the math even a year later.

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#5395
Matt LaFleurMatt LaFleur

Kicking the field goal down 8 in the 2020 NFCCG was the best decision for the team

I'll tell you what you look at, how many plays inside the red zone, especially you're talking about eight plus are successful in that situation. And I just felt like it was best. I thought our defense was playing well and thought we could get the stop. And unfortunately you're damned if you do damned, if you don't... had I be in that same situation again, I really do think that was the best thing for us.

This is a subjective coaching philosophy choice, though widely criticized by analysts.

Despite Big Cat’s lifelong suffering as a Bears fan, he’s seen enough of this Packers team to realize the writing is on the wall. He’s putting his reputation on the line with a massive prediction for Green Bay’s postseason.

Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5394
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially mortal locking the Packers to win the Super Bowl.

I'm going to do something I never thought I would do... but you guys are gonna win the Super Bowl this year. It's pretty much guaranteed. I might actually mortal lock it.

The #1 seed Packers lost their first playoff game at home to the 49ers in the Divisional Round.

Stetson Bennett IV: The Mailman Delivers

Fresh off a National Championship win over Alabama, Georgia QB Stetson Bennett IV hopped on to discuss the blur of the last 48 hours. From his viral "Good Morning America" interview to the legendary fourth quarter, the Mailman stayed true to himself. He even broke down the play that almost gave every Georgia fan a heart attack: the fumble that looked like a pass.

Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5396
Stetson BennettStetson Bennett

I thought my 4th quarter fumble against Alabama was an incomplete pass

Whenever I thought it was going to be like intentional grounding the whole time, because it didn't, it didn't go past the line of scrimmage. I didn't think it was a fumble until they said it was a fumble after they reviewed it. I guess it was one of those things. It was so close that whatever call was made on the field was going to stand.

The play was officially ruled a fumble after review, making his in-game assumption incorrect.

The guys also talked to Stetson about the "Stetson Bennett the Fourth" legacy. While he’s now a hero in Athens forever, PFT was more interested in the future of the family tree and whether the Fifth will be born with a five-star rating.

Fyre Fest of the Week

To wrap things up, the guys shared their weekly struggles. PFT is currently in a war of attrition with a mouse that has somehow developed a taste for edibles.

Void
Jan 14, 2022·Fyre Fest
#21924
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is impossible to get rid of mice in an apartment because they enter through every crack and the neighbors are usually slobs.

The mouse is back in my apartment again. You would think that I'd be able to take care of this mouse and get rid of the mouse issue. But you can't. They get in through every fucking crack... I'm fucked because I guess I'm never getting rid of these mice. It's impossible basically, because if you live in an apartment... there are tiny little holes everywhere that they can climb through.

This is a subjective claim about the difficulty of pest control in shared buildings.

Big Cat, on the other hand, is embracing the slow decline of his cognitive abilities. While gurus like Gary V are telling people to sharpen their minds, Big Cat is looking to go the other direction as he gets older.

Void
Jan 14, 2022·Fyre Fest
#5399
Big CatBig Cat

I want my mind to get duller as I get older, rather than sharper

I never want to do anything that sharpens my mind. I want it to get duller and duller as days go by... Gary V being like learn something new every day. No, come on. I'm just trying to just get up, wake up and then go to sleep.

Inherently a satirical life choice.

Enjoy the games, bet responsibly, and remember that if the Bills lose, we are legally entitled to a sad Buffalo fan montage.

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More Takes

Void
Jan 14, 2022
#5388
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Giants' Maras didn't give Joe Judge the room to work they promised him because of family influence in the personnel department.

My new theory on Joe... is he got a completely raw deal. I think that the Maras—because the Maras have at least one of the sons and I think a nephew that are at the top of the pro personnel department—I think they didn't give Joe Judge and Gettleman as much room to work with as they said they were going to. Now Joe is like, 'fuck this, I want to go out in a blaze of glory.'

This is a speculative theory about internal Giants dynamics.
Win
Jan 14, 2022
#5393
Big CatBig Cat

The 49ers could beat anyone in the NFC

I think the 49ers can they're there the team in the NFC that like they could beat anyone. You know what I mean? They're they're the team that has the lowest seed where I'm like, yup. If you told me the 49ers ended up in the super bowl. I wouldn't, I wouldn't think that's a crazy.

The 49ers went on to beat the Cowboys and the #1 seed Packers to reach the NFC Championship Game, proving they could beat anyone in the conference.
Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#21920
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers will keep it tight against the Chiefs because when everyone expects a blowout, the underdog usually covers.

Anything you know about NFL betting, whatever. If everyone in the world says, this is going to be an absolute shit-housing blowout, like don't even watch the game. Steelers are going to keep it tight. I'm going to bet on the Steelers. I absolutely have to.

The Chiefs dominated the Steelers 42-21, easily covering the 12.5-point spread.
Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5398
Jake MarshJake Marsh

Based on a coincidence of numbers, someone will score four touchdowns in the Patriots vs. Bills game.

I've got a cool number thing on this game. The spread is four. Yup. The temperature is going to be four. The over-under is 44. Whoa... maybe someone will score four touchdowns.

No player scored four touchdowns in the Jan 15, 2022 game between the Bills and Patriots.
Void
Jan 14, 2022
#21921
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Vrabel would beat every other coach in the NFL in a Royal Rumble.

I actually think that [Mike Vrabel] could probably—he's still the coach that could kick everybody's ass in a Royal Rumble. I'm going through the list here. [Vrabel] is a big, big man. The guy that would—it would be interesting because I just—he's another guy that just has that mentality is him and Dan Campbell. That'd be a heck of a match.

This is a hypothetical physical contest between coaches that can't be objectively resolved.
Void
Jan 14, 2022
#21922
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The first NFL coach to correctly implement a downfield lateral strategy will change the game and create a dynasty.

The coach that embraces designing wide receiver routes that are set up so that they'll have somebody running off them after they catch the ball... I think a coach that realizes how to use that strategy correctly and smartly... is going to change the game of football. The opportunity to get a 50, 60 yard play out of it is so much higher than the risk. The first coach that figures out how to do that correctly is going to change the game and then boom, dynasty.

While occasionally used in desperate situations, no NFL team has built a primary offensive philosophy around downfield laterals.
Loss
Jan 14, 2022
#5397
Billy FootballBilly Football

There will be a dildo on the field in Buffalo for the Patriots game

I have a prediction. Yes. I think there's going to be a dildo on the field again. No, no. I just have a feeling. I got a feeling they're going to be on their best behavior.

No dildo was reported on the field during the Bills-Patriots Wild Card game.
Void
Jan 14, 2022·Fyre Fest
#21923
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

My brand of motivation is essentially Gary V with a brain injury.

If we made like an Instagram page of quotes... like a your entire quote page that makes you a true scumbag in life. Yeah. Like the opposite of the success win guys. If you think like Gary V with a brain injury.

This is a satirical description of a comedic brand identity.

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