
All Takes
The College Football Playoff will eventually expand to 16 teams
We knew it was gonna be chaotic and weird for the first couple of years of this. I think it eventually will get to 16 and then people will stop bitching as much because you're getting closer and closer to where the natural rankings are.
Group of Five teams like James Madison, Tulane, and North Texas have zero chance of winning the national title
If you said to me right now, does James Madison, Tulane or North Texas have a chance of winning it all? I'd say no. Does Texas or Vanderbilt? I'd say maybe.
The Steelers have become a retirement home for players
The Steelers did sign Adam Thielen today, who is a 2018 pro bowler... Mike Tomlin has gotten to the point where you can just perfectly troll him and predict everything he does. And the Steelers are just become a retirement home for players. It's crazy.
Ed Orgeron will return to LSU as part of Lane Kiffin's new coaching staff
I think there's a high chance that he [Kiffin] puts Coach O on his staff... Why wouldn't you want Coach O on the LSU staff? You want him back.
Mike Tomlin and the Steelers are likely to break up after this season
My Hot Seat is Mike Tomlin and the Steelers. Because I actually think that he might, this might be it... they don't change anything. And it's, I mean, TJ Watt said it. I think the bills ran the same play 27 times on Sunday. Yeah. That's insane. It feels like this is finally [the end].
LeBron James is officially in his stat-padding era
My Cool Throne is LeBron because congratulations to LeBron. He kept his streak alive of scoring 10 games, which is a totally made up streak... Can we just admit that LeBron's in his stat padding time, like it's fine. It's fine.
Texas should not be in the College Football Playoff because they lost to Florida
I have a take and, and people will probably say this is wrong, but it's my take... Texas is out... That Florida lost. I know they have three very good wins... that's not a playoff team.
Julian Sayin is a much better quarterback than Will Howard
Julian Sayin is way better than Will Howard... The second Michigan took out their gun... that game was over.
Michigan players saying they were 'protecting the logo' after getting crushed is pathetic
If you're a Michigan fan, you have to be completely embarrassed that that was actually said afterwards... to come a to afterwards be like Yeah, we were making sure that they couldn't do anything with the m we're gonna protect the m... That's so pathetic.
Ole Miss fans have every right to be furious at Lane Kiffin for leaving during the playoffs
Ole Miss fans have every right to be upset... I think Ole Miss AD did the right thing and being like, no way are you going to coach this team in the playoffs like that. Lane was lane to the most lane he's ever been... I do stand with Ole Miss fans though. You have every right to be pissed off.
Dak Prescott deserves to win the award for being 'in the conversation' for MVP
Dak is my official pick for, he will not win the MVP, but a lot of people will say in the next month, he should be in the conversation for MVP. So he wins that award. He wins the award for being in the conversation for MVP.
The 2025 Bears win over the Eagles was their biggest victory since 2018
Bears Eagles... That was the biggest Bears win since Sunday night Football 2018 when the Rams came to town and they absolutely throttled that Rams offense. It was awesome. They absolutely man footballed, the Philadelphia Eagles.
Ryan Polls deserves an apology for building a Bears offensive line with a true identity
I do owe an apology to Ryan Polls. I've been critical of Ryan polls at times... What he did with this offensive line in the off season is insane because the Bears have a true identity... they have an identity they can fucking smash guys like through four quarters.
Ben Johnson is the true alpha in Detroit who built the culture of aggression, not Dan Campbell
Who is the alpha in Detroit? Was Ben Johnson or Dan Campbell? Ben Johnson can fucking run the football. Ben Johnson is jacked. Ben Johnson is a culture builder... the violence, the aggression, the way they, the offensive, like of violence that he, it imposes on other teams.
The 2025 Houston Texans will be the second team since 2000 to start 0-3 and make the playoffs
2018 Texans are the only team since 2000 to start 0 and three and make the playoffs... history seems to be repeat, be repeating itself, where the Texans could be an 0 and three team to make the playoffs, which has only happened with the Texans in 2018. And they're my pinky team.
Michigan's obsession with 'protecting the logo' after a blowout loss is pathetic
If you're a Michigan fan, you have to be completely embarrassed that that was actually said afterwards... to come afterwards be like Yeah, we were making sure that they couldn't do anything with the m we're gonna protect the m... That's so pathetic.
The 49ers are good enough to overcome multiple turnovers from Brock Purdy
To be up at half after your quarterback throwing three interceptions... it just shows that the Niners are starting to, you know, they're good enough that they can overcome those things.
The 'Players Era' tournament is ruining the tradition of Feast Week college basketball
The players era fucking sucks. There's not even a real tournament... They've taken away and no one's in the stands there. Feast Week used to mean something, man.
The Packers will beat the Lions on Thanksgiving because their defense is the best unit on the field.
I kind of like, I think the Packers might win this game. I just, I feel like the Packers defense is the best unit in this.
I am suppressing the thought that the Bears are legitimate Super Bowl contenders if they beat the Eagles on Black Friday.
I'm keeping those [thoughts] suppressed because why not though? I, I think superstitious wise, I need to stay in that mode... why don't we just fucking beat the Eagles and go nine to three? Yeah. And like just start fucking ripping on.
Colts -4.5 vs. Texans is a suspiciously low line that favors the Colts
I'm gonna take the Colts minus four and a half. I feel like the, that that's, that's a field goal line. Why is it four and a half? They know something.
Jameis Winston is a starting quarterback in this league
This should prove that Jameis Winston should be a starting quarterback in the NFL. There are so many bad games that we watch and bad quarterback play that we watch. Jameis Winston is not. Yes, sometimes he throws interceptions. Yes, sometimes he makes mistakes. He is so much fun.
The Bears can compete with anyone in the NFL right now
I also think the Bears can compete with anyone at this point. And they've got a belief that they are not gonna blink when those tough moments come.
Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the best wide receiver in the NFL this season
I have been saying Jaxon Smith-Njigba has been the best wide receiver this season for a month and it is facts. He's incredible... He's on pace to break an NFL record of 2,029 yards.
The Raiders are the worst team in the NFL
I think the Raiders are the worst team in the NFL. Their two wins are against the Titans and the Patriots. They have lost—they won against the Patriots week one. They've had one win since.
The Rams are currently the best team in the NFL
The Rams are the best TEAM IN THE NFL. Does anyone disagree? I don't know who would make the case for any other team right now. They're just destroying people.
The Pirates leaking interest in Kyle Schwarber is just 'red meat' to appease the fans with no intent to sign him
I feel like the Pirates' version of them actually signing a big free agent would be just leaking it that they're thinking about signing. Correct. That was... their red meat to the fan base. Be like, look, we tried.
Aaron Rodgers will play like an elite quarterback against the Bears because he wants to spite them one last time
That is my fear of this game is Aaron Rogers, who I don't think is like an elite quarterback anymore, will become an elite quarterback because he wants to stick it to the Bears one last time.
The Vikings should cut and immediately re-sign J.J. McCarthy so he can be a reclamation project
What the Vikings really should do is cut JJ McCarthy. Yep. So he's a bust and then sign him back. So he is a reclamation project. Then it'll be good. Cut JJ McCarthy, officially declaring a bust, sign McCarthy former draft bust and have KOC fix him. Smart.
I bet the Cowboys to cover +3 against the Eagles
I'm gonna take the Cowboys plus three... I think the Cowboys are gonna cover the spread. The Eagles can win the game.
Georgia is in the best possible position because they can get a playoff bye without playing the SEC championship game
The winner number one is Georgia, because Georgia obviously beats Texas. They get to four. Georgia's in that perfect spot where they could potentially not go to the SEC championship game and have a buy. Which that's gotta be the greatest spot you could ever be in.
Texas Tech will jump into a first-round playoff bye if they win the Big 12 championship
The other big winner to me is Texas Tech. Because if Indiana and Ohio State, when they play in the Big 10 championship game, if Texas Tech can win the Big 12 championship game, I would imagine Indiana, the loser of the Indiana, Ohio State game might drop out to the five seed and Texas Tech... would slip up into the buy.
Duke is a bad football team and I am done considering them in any ACC or playoff scenarios
Duke is not gonna win out. I'm done with Duke. ... Duke is bad. I'm done with Duke. I'm done with Duke in any scenarios. ... They're five and five. They're, they're not a good team.
NFL teams should be required to win at least four games to receive their first-round draft pick
Dumb rule: teams should have to win four games to get their first pick. So at the end of the season, a Raiders Monday Night Football game has actual consequences where it's like they need to desperately win this game to get their allotted first-round pick.
James Franklin is leaving a $50 million buyout because he has a competitive drive to coach, not just for the money
I feel like you don't get to a point where you are successful enough to get a $50 million buyout unless you have that like killer instinct, competitive drive. ... James Franklin's going after being an awesome coach, coaching, he needs football to live.
Billionaires who don't own a professional sports team are losers
I've said it a million times, I think it's a very strong take. If you are a billionaire and you don't own a professional sports team, you're a loser. ... The only reason you get that much money is to go buy a team.
The Bears could be a dangerous team if they get healthy and play a complete game in all three phases
They have won seven games already this year and they haven't really put together... a great game on all three phases. And if that happens, especially if we get some of our secondary healthy, like this team could be better than we think.
The best way to surprise a girl with a proposal is to do a fake one at a sports game first
The surprise is already over because you already are planning it. ... The only way he could truly surprise you is doing it at a sports game... center court at a mid-tier college basketball game. ... He does a fake proposal to you at a sports game and then he's like 'piss you off! Just kidding!'
The Bears have officially graduated to being a good team
I do officially think we've graduated to good. We're obviously not great, but we're good for right now. Seven and three. You can't deny that they just find ways to win games.
If the Bears beat the Steelers next week, not making the playoffs would be a total disaster
If we beat the Steelers next week, I will then officially declare if we don't get to the playoffs, it'll be a disaster. Winning next week will then have me be like, alright, now I'm thinking about, hey, we're gonna probably go to the playoffs.
We are officially done with the Bengals for the 2025 season
Can we be done with the Bengals? ... They're not making the playoffs. Joe Burrow, don't rush back. We're done. I think Bengals fans would agree. We're done with the Bengals this year.
The Jaguars loss wounded Jim Harbaugh's soul and is likely the worst loss of his career.
I think this is going to be a game where if you, if we have Jim Harbaugh on in 10 years and we're like, 'what's the worst loss you ever had?' he might say this game because the Jaguars outmanned and out-physicaled and were more violent and just played Jim Harbaugh football right down his throat... I think this loss wounded Jim Harbaugh's soul.
The Rams are a Super Bowl championship level team
I think the Rams are Super Bowl championship level team. 'Cause their defense is also elite... the Rams to me are the best team in the NFC right now.
The Seahawks defense is Super Bowl caliber.
The Seahawks defense is elite... I think the Seahawks defense is Super Bowl caliber defense.
Aaron Rodgers is not very good anymore
I don't think Rodgers is very good anymore. Aaron Rodgers has not been playing elite football. The offense does not look explosive at all.
The Broncos are better than the Chiefs right now
Bo Nix outplayed Patrick Mahomes... The Broncos are better than the Chiefs right now. Like, that's just a fact. And they are a legitimate threat and...
The Eagles are the most easily bullied team in the NFL
The Eagles are the number one can-be-bullied team. It definitely felt like that... they are a tough watch right now, but it works.