Takes

Saquon Barkley is on the Christian McCaffrey level

I think it's fair to say that he's on the McCaffrey level of like, he's a running back that can actually make a difference in your offense.

Josh Allen and the Bills are the Miami Dolphins' daddy

Josh Allen and Sean McDermott and the Buffalo Bills continue to be the Miami Dolphins Daddy. Sean McDermott's now 15 and 2 against the Dolphins.

Dennis Allen is one of the worst NFL head coaches of all time

Dennis Allen is the third worst NFL head coach of all time. He's now 26 and 52 as a head coach. And there's only two head coaches in history who have coached as many games as he has with the worst losing percentage.

The Dolphins are the best two-win team in the NFL

I think the Dolphins are by far the best two win team in the NFL.

The Patriots should draft Travis Hunter

I feel like you gotta take the best player in college football. Travis Hunter... you get two players for one with him. It's tremendous value.

Jason Kelce was in the right for smashing that kid's phone

Jason Kelce turned around, grabbed his phone, smashed it through the crust of the earth, awesome spike... I have no problem with that guy brought the F word into it. Fair play... I stand with Jason Kelce.

Joel Embiid was justified in shoving the reporter

I am on Joel Embiid's side. This reporter Marcus Hayes wrote an article basically calling Joel Embiid... calling out his dead brother. You don't have to bring up Joel Embiid's family... Fuck that guy.

Matt Eberflus is a loser and needs to be fired immediately

Matt Eberflus is a loser and he needs to be fired, which he won't be because the Bears will never fire a coach in the middle of the season... This team quit. It's an utter disaster. Matt Eberflus is oh and 18 on Sundays on the road.

The Cowboys are a bad football team with a lot of holes

The Cowboys are not good. They're not a good football team. They're not a playoff team. They have a lot of holes. They like building the entire offense out of just CD Lamb does not make any sense.

The Cowboys should trade Micah Parsons

I actually think they should trade Micah Parsons. They never will. But that would be the smart move for Jerry Jones. So if you're like, if you signed Dak Prescott to a big deal and you're like, he's the quarterback, you need some draft picks. You need to start like getting depth around him.

Derrick Henry is officially on 2,000-yard watch

Derrick Henry... reached a thousand yards. We're on 2,000 yard watch. He is 1052 yards on the season. We are officially on 2,000 yard watch for Derrick Henry.

The Bears will eventually hire Lincoln Riley and it will be a disaster

You know who they're gonna get? They're gonna get stinking Riley. He's gonna bolt from USC and that's going to be a disaster. We're gonna, and he's gonna get Caleb Williams playing good football and that defense is gonna erode. And it's gonna just be like, the Bears will then flip into a team that scores a lot and has the worst defense in the NFL.

The Commanders could reach the NFC Championship if they beat the Steelers and Eagles

If we somehow beat the Steelers and the Eagles... I could see us potentially getting to the NFC Championship game. And you wouldn't have a road game until the NFC Championship game.

The Lions are currently the best team in the NFL

I'll say it, the Chiefs are undefeated, but I think the Lions is the best team in the NFL right now. If they were playing next week, I would take the Lions.

The Chargers have an identity and Jim Harbaugh is the reason

What Harbaugh does when you get a guy like Jim Harbaugh, he gives your team an identity. The Chargers have an identity. They play tough, hard football. And when you have an identity, you can win games.

If the Eagles beat the Cowboys and Commanders, they can beat the Lions

If we go two and oh these next two [Cowboys and Commanders], I'm thinking there's no reason we can't beat the Lions.

The Jets will win three straight games and reach a 6-6 record

I know [the Jets] are all the way back. I think the Jets are gonna win three straight right now... I think we're gonna turn around and the jets are gonna be, they're gonna be six and six.

The New York Jets are the worst coached football team of all time

This is also the worst coach football team of all time. Oh, that's a lot of, all times. There's so many All times.

The Dodgers won the World Series because they are a fundamentally better team than the Yankees

The Dodgers did it by just being the better team and being the fundamentally better team. Because like, if you look at it... the Dodgers did, don't make mistakes like the Yankees made mistakes. And that showed a hundred percent in game five when the Yankees had a complete and utter meltdown.

The Ravens will beat the Broncos in a focused effort following their loss to the Browns

I think the Ravens are gonna be very focused. Broncos riding high and you see that nine point spread and you're like, oof, that's easy. It's a lot of points. Broncos are, are five and three. How are they nine point underdogs. I agree with you. Like I said, if the Ravens had won last week, I would probably be leaning heavy to the Broncos.

The Commanders will lose their Week 9 matchup against the Giants

It would be very funny if, and I feel like the commanders are gonna lose this game. Yeah. Really. So Giants are gonna be, you're in your hungry dog thinking about it. Yeah. Wow. I honestly, I think the Giants are a good bet this week.

The Lions will defeat the Packers by at least 10 points

I'm excited about this game. I think the lions are gonna roll. 10 plus. Like a, A stomping.

Dan Campbell needs to evolve and stop taking unnecessary risks like fake punts

I love Dan Campbell, but he needs to evolve his play color. His, his, his coaching style. He, he, he can't act like he's a the hunter anymore. He's being hunted. You know, you, you're the good team... We don't have to run a fake punt in the opening drive against the divisional rival... you don't need to steal a possession anymore. You have a great offense that we're gonna score you points. You go do that in the playoffs, you'll get eliminated.

Matthew Stafford is a first-ballot Hall of Famer

I think he's a first battle hall of famer, man. He's a stud... I feel like he's like a Aaron [Rodgers] and [Mahomes] hybrid where like he gets that pop that, that Aaron got. But he also has been changing arm angles and doing No looks back in Detroit 10, 15 years ago.

Bill Belichick will definitely return to coaching in the NFL

Hell yeah. [Is he going to coach again?] He's definitely gonna coach again... I do think he, he, he loves football and he wants to coach man. I think this could be all part of his, his master trick of trying to get back in and show that he's like young and cool... if I was a gambling man, I think he'd be a, he, he, he [will coach].

Bryce Young has the talent to succeed in the NFL given the right offensive system

I saw Bryce win the national championship with, with maybe better players than he is playing with now... he can do it. He's shown he can do it in the right system. His stature scared me... there weren't any braces. There weren't any Johnny Manzes at that size and stature that made it in the NFL.

Anthony Richardson is currently more of an athlete than a quarterback because he lacks consistency in the pocket

Anthony's stats didn't match. His ability and, and all, all ability doesn't make a quarterback. Now. You gotta be, you gotta win two minute, third down. I don't give a shit how fast you run. How high you jump... if you can't show me that you can do that in college, that to me, you're not a quarterback, you're an athlete... And he didn't exactly tear people up in college. You know, it was just combine superstar.

Andrew Luck is the ultimate quarterback prospect, possessing every top-tier trait

If I was gonna build all of [the QBs I've coached] into one, it'd be Andrew Luck. 'cause he had everything that they all had, you know, he had a photographic memory. He was as athletic stuff was off the charts, same as Cam Newton's. His, his recall was like Ben and Tom. His preparation was like Ben and Tom and Ben, Tom and Peyton.

Grabbing Mookie Betts' glove was the best use of $5,000 by a fan of all time

You go to that game and I saw people clowning 'em online saying you spent $5,000 for front row seats just to get kicked out. No, that's, that's maybe the most well spent $5,000 of all time for those guys. Yeah, they're, they're heroes.

The two Yankees fans who interfered with Mookie Betts are responsible for the Yankees winning Game 4

Those guys sparked the Yankees. Like I believe that those guys are responsible for this win in those bats waking up because basically the, all the Yankee fans sitting in, in Yankee stadium tonight were like, do something. And the Capobianco brothers are like, you know what? We'll do something.

The Colts had to bench Anthony Richardson because they were wasting a potential playoff season

The fact that you're so close in all these games, if you're the head coach, if you're Shane Steichen, you have to start [Flacco] because you're wasting what could be a playoff season. And also you also risk losing the locker room when all the other guys are dependent on the quarterback for their salary. They're not getting the ball, the offense isn't moving.

The Jets will not get any lower than they are right now

My theory is that they will not get any lower than they are right now. Like everyone's shitting on the jets. Everyone is shitting on the jets. Aaron Rodgers is drinking water with cayenne pepper in it. Pretty, I think it's, it's pretty low. It's been pretty low.

Mike Tomlin is a top five coach in the NFL

I can't believe that I ever doubted Mike Tomlin again after coming to the conclusion that Mike Tomlin is a top five coach in the NFL. I know he doesn't won a playoff game in a very long time, but all he does is run a great locker room and have a competitive team every year.

The Giants should sell everything at the trade deadline to extend the front office's job security

Should the Giants sell now? I think they should because Mr. Mara has already said, and I actually believe him that they're not gonna make any changes to the front office and coaching staff. So if you are the front office and you're not gonna get fired, why wouldn't you try to trade anything you can for draft picks and then extend your stay Because you're like, well we have draft picks And, we gotta see how they turn out.

The Steelers are one of the best teams in the AFC

I think that the Steelers are actually very good though. Yeah. I think what Russell Wilson's done to the offense... I think that the Steelers are one of the best teams in the AFC.

Matt Eberflus is entirely to blame for the Bears' loss to the Commanders

Basically all of this adds up to Matt Eberflus is to blame for this, which I came to that conclusion on Sunday night. But it's good to hear the players back it up. And then on top of all of that, we had a report just a couple hours ago that apparently Ben Johnson was interested in the Bears job last year.

Mike Elko is a great football coach and was the right hire over a 'sexy' name

It's a great reminder though, for Texas A&M who did the Let's get Jimbo Fisher and pay him a hundred million dollars... sometimes in college football, Mike Elko was not the sexy hire. He's just a very good competent, like nuts and bolts football coach... Mike Elko is a fucking great football coach.

Travis Hunter is the best football player in the country and it shouldn't be up for debate

I think if you're just basing this off, who's the best football player? That's the criteria, right? Yeah. Who's the best football player in the country? Yeah. I don't think that it's up for debate.

Doc Rivers is on the Hot Seat because the Bucks have no identity

My Hot Seat is Doc Rivers... They are one in three on the season 18 and 22 in the Doc Rivers era. Mm. And Giannis was talking in the post game and said, right now we don't have an identity... How are we gonna win the game? ... No identity's bad.

I believe I can score 60 or 70 points in an NBA game

I know there's more, you know, I don't feel like, oh man, I, I, I gave everything I had. I can't go any, you know, further than that. It's like, nah man, I feel like I can, you know, go get 60, 70.

Paolo Banchero will win an NBA MVP at some point in his career

Rookie of the year. All-Star, do we want to say that you're gonna win an MVP at some point? Be the first to report it. [Paolo: Yeah, I definitely think that.] ... Exclusive inside scoop Paolo Banchero MVP at some point.

The Commanders' Super Bowl window is officially open right now

I don't think it's delusional to say that I am, I'm existing inside of a Super Bowl window right now. ... The window's cracked right now and I'm, I'm thinking about opening it up. There's a nice draft that's coming through.

Jayden Daniels' rib was never actually hurt

I have a theory that his rib was never actually hurt. I think that after that first run of the Panthers game, the coaching staff was like, 'Hey Jayden, it's the Panthers. You just ran easily for 50 yards. First play of the game, let Marcus take over, go to the training room.' And then all week long it was all secret.

I am not selling any stock in Caleb Williams despite his poor performance

Caleb, what he did in the fourth quarter is why I'm not, I'm not selling any of my stock in him. I know people will be like, he sucks, he's a bum, he's a bust. I got about a billion tweets of that. I don't care what he was doing in the fourth quarter. That throw to DJ Moore hanging in there where he is. Got no time getting killed. Yeah, I'm not. And then he threw that, that like sidearm underhand one. I'm not gonna change my opinion on Caleb Williams.

The Bears coaching staff is a joke and needs to be replaced immediately

I reaffirmed my opinion that this coaching staff is a joke. And we need to get rid of them as soon as possible because it's like they're, they're, they're a joke. They're a joke. Like that's a bye week. You come out of a bye-week looking like that.

Deshaun Watson has the worst contract in the history of sports

Deshaun Watson already had the worst contract in football, probably in history... It just further proves how horrifically awful the Deshaun Watson contract was.

Jameis Winston should be a starting quarterback in the NFL in 2025

Jameis needs to be a starter in the league next year, week one.

The Bengals are officially cooked for the 2024 season

I feel like they're, they're cooked at this point... Having to do Saturn math. Bengals are gonna be taunted absolutely haunted by the 'In the Hunt' graphic later on this season.

The Atlanta Falcons have already won the NFC South

The Falcons now have a stranglehold on the NFC South... Congratulations to the Atlanta Falcons on winning the NFC South. You've done it. You've won the NFC South.

The Cardinals are good enough to win the NFC West

I think the Cardinals are good enough to win that division. I don't think it's a good division. They beat the 49ers and the offense can look good. Yeah. The Cardinals are still in it.