Takes

The best way to build a youth basketball dynasty is to teach every player how to shoot skyhooks

This is actually serious. If you really want to be a dynasty and don't like be a Dick about it and run them too hard, teach them all how, how to shoot skyhooks. You can't guard it. You would not be able to guard it. Skyhooks for everyone.

The Bills' loss to the Chiefs is an 11/10 on the scale of heartbreaking losses

I feel absolutely heartbroken for the city of Buffalo. Like that is on a scale of one to 10 bad losses and heartbreaking losses. It's, it's an 11.

The Bills' loss to the Chiefs equals two Super Bowl losses for Buffalo fans

I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful that has lived through it all because this team I think was... they were definitely going to be favored next week. Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of those.

The only way to stop Patrick Mahomes is to install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach

The only thing you can do to stop Patrick Mahomes is install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach. He's the only person that's been able to bottle them up.

The NFL should change overtime rules for the playoffs to mirror college overtime

The NFL just doesn't do it. Just make that the overtime rule for playoffs. No one gives a fuck if in week three, the Steelers and like that Tim Boyle didn't get the ball. You know what I mean? Like they care about these type of games when Josh Allen doesn't get the ball.

Josh Allen is an even better version of 2015 Cam Newton

It felt like an even better version of 2015 Cam Newton where like he will pass it over everyone. He will throw a bomb to Gabriel Davis. Oh. And then when he wants to run the ball, he literally hurt their defensive players. He ran over one of their defensive players.

Josh Allen will be awesome for the next decade and Bills fans should find solace in that

Josh Allen is 25 years old and you have him for the next decade and he's already locked up on his first longterm deals extension. He's going to be awesome for a long time. And you just got to go to sleep knowing that.

I am never betting on Ryan Tannehill in a playoff game again

Ryan Tannehill. I will like do never, ever let me bet on him again in a playoff game. You have to take my phone. You have to put me in a mental ward. Never ever let me do that.

Ryan Tannehill is a mediocre quarterback who will never be great

I'm so happy that I never gave up on the Ryan Tannehill is a mediocre quarterback take... your take is not wrong until you admit that it's wrong because Tannehill did me the gift of showing me that he was still capable at times of being old Ryan Tannehill. And that's just, it's who he is. He's never going to be a great, great quarterback.

Evan McPherson is already the second-best kicker in the NFL

I think we can say Evan McPherson already the second best kicker in the NFL... People are like, why would you ever draft a kicker? You draft a kicker because he's Evan McPherson and he's Zack like right now, in retrospect, if you were to say, how, what would you spend on Justin Tucker right now? Would you use a first round pick on him? Yeah, you probably would.

The Bengals have no chance of beating the Chiefs in the AFC Championship

I don't think that the Bengals have a chance in hell of beating the Chiefs with these two teams. Bengals are two years away from even being able to compete against the Chiefs. There's no chance that a team like the Bengals could go up against the Chiefs and outscore them clubs. 0% clip chance.

You cannot win a Super Bowl with Ryan Tannehill as your quarterback

I don't know what the Titans are going to do going forward because it does feel like you probably, you can't win a super bowl with Ryan Tannehill, can you?

Aaron Rodgers played hero ball and choked against the 49ers

Aaron Rodgers choked... you the block kick happen like stunned everyone. 10, 10, crazy. How did the special teams let us down again? Aaron Rodgers has the ball with four minutes left to win the game at home... On Saturday night, he choked and I don't. I think I actually think most packer fans will agree that he was bad. And he all he was doing all night it's hero ball. He was trying to force it to Davante Adams.

Aaron Rodgers has become the reincarnation of late-career Brett Favre

Aaron Rodgers has become what he replaced in old. Brett Favre was the same guy. He was that guy at the end of his career. He'd only trust Donald Driver... We saw Brett Favre reincarnated in Aaron Rodgers. It's crazy. And I loved every second.

No team in the NFC matches up well against the 49ers' physical style

I don't think any team in the NFC matches up well against the 49ers. Actually... You can say that all three of those teams [Rams, Packers, Bucs] are better than the Niners, but somehow the Niners are actually the matchup that no, neither one of those teams wants to have to play against.

Aaron Rodgers and the Packers had a 'wink-wink' agreement to trade him after the 2021 season

I think the deal was come back for this year, and then we'll find a place to trade you. And like almost a wink, wink agreement. We'll find a place to trade you in the off season.

Tom Brady has as many NFC playoff wins as Aaron Rodgers

Tom Brady... has just as many NFC playoff wins [as Aaron Rodgers].

Aaron Rodgers will never win another Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers

Honestly, I hope he stays cause I do. I actually don't think he's going to win a super bowl with green bay. After watching the last two years in the playoffs, I'm feeling a lot better about that.

Matt Stafford will be a Hall of Famer if he reaches the Super Bowl this year

I have the tape that I've been squatting on for like four years. Now that he's a hall of Famer. I remember I got to go find that tweaks people thought I was crazy, but I said, if he can get you an FC championship game or later you will probably have enough... this will be his deep playoff run.

Tom Brady has more playoff wins since turning 37 than Aaron Rodgers has in his entire life

Tom Brady, since he turned 37, has six more playoff wins than Aaron Rodgers has in his life. Yeah. That's just kind of a fun stat.

If you cut Tom Brady's career into thirds, each one would be a Hall of Fame career

I mean, if you do Tom Brady stats is like, not fair. Cause you could actually, I think, I heard someone say that if you cut his career into thirds, each one of them would be a hall of fame career.

Grayson Allen belongs in jail for his dirty foul on Alex Caruso

Grayson Allen deserves to be in jail... he's a fucking scumbag piece of shit. [He] should be in jail, should be in hell.

The Rams will be the first team ever to play a Super Bowl in their own home stadium

This could be the first Superbowl ever slayed by a team in its own home stadium. It's the Rams. Make it to the Superbowl. It's never been done before.

Derrick Henry is bad at short-yardage situations because his long legs prevent him from getting a head of steam

Derek Henry's long legs and not being able to read... He just didn't have the runway... in between the tackles. He got the ball, one step later, the guy off the edge comes in, grabs him by his shoe laces and takes him down.

I want to get rid of replay in sports and go back to just the human element

I want to get rid of that. I want to get rid of replay sports. You just argue that the robots machines are hacked... I actually think it would solve a lot of things if they just decided everything on the field, dude, no replay. Replay has gone too far.

The Titans will beat the Bengals and prove why they are the AFC's top seed

I think the Titans are going to win this game. I think this is one of those spots where you always kind of forget, oh yeah, the one seed. The Titans are the one seed because they beat the Chiefs, they beat the Bills, they beat all the good teams. They killed the Rams. And now they're finally healthy... I think we're going to walk away from this game being like, oh yeah, that's why they were the one seed. Rest, Vrabel off rest has been a really good coach. I'm respecting the Titans.

There will be a fat guy touchdown in the Bengals vs. Titans game

Vrabel's got something planned. There are almost too many fat guy touchdowns. I'm predicting there's going to be a fat guy touchdown. Ooh, there's going to be a fat guy touchdown.

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers because Green Bay can be run on

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers. I've got all those memories of Colin Kaepernick just absolutely roasting the shit out of the Packers. Well, it was two years ago too, remember the NFC Championship game when Jimmy G had to throw it eight times and they beat him by like a million. They have like the Packers... if you're a Packers fan, you absolutely are scared of the 49ers' past history. And the fact that the Packers can be run on. And that's what the 49ers are going to try to do.

If the 49ers win, they will have a 50-yard touchdown pass similar to the Flacco-Denver game

If the 49ers win, I think it's gonna be a similar game script to the Joe Flacco at Denver game, double overtime. He's gonna have a 50 yard touchdown pass if they win.

The 49ers will beat the Packers outright

I am full-blown rooting for terrible things happen in the Packers. I think the Niners win. I think they win outright. Oh God. I hope so.

Matt Stafford is more likely than Tom Brady to make a backbreaking error in a playoff game

It comes down to a simple Tom Brady vs. Matt Stafford, and I don't feel comfortable betting Matt Stafford in a playoff game when the other quarterback is Tom Brady. Who's more likely to make a backbreaking error that shifts the entire tenor of the game? I'm going to put it on Matt.

Matthew Stafford is going to be a Hall of Famer

I actually, I like Matt Stafford in this. I'm Matt Stafford is going to be a Hall of Famer. He got, he got magically healthier over the last four or five weeks. Remember that report that came out a while ago saying every part of his body was injured and he hadn't told anybody about it. I thought for sure, that was going to be a signal that he was going to suck for the rest of the year, but he's gotten better.

Tom Brady is unbeatable when he's healthy; no defense can ever befuddle him

Tom Brady can beat you no matter what you do on defense. He has the antidote to every single problem that you would put in front of him. It's just a matter of everybody else on the team doing their job and letting him get the ball from point A to point B. Cause he's unbeatable. He's literally... there's no defense that you can ever play against Tom Brady that will befuddle him.

The Bills vs. Chiefs Over 54.5 is my Game of the Year

I've released my game of the year, the third game of the year, over 54 and a half in [Bills vs. Chiefs]... I haven't lost the game of the year yet... when I say game of the year, I put the chips in the middle. I'm putting, I'm putting the chips in the middle. It's going to be a responsibly large wager for me.

This is Josh Allen's time; he's going to show out against the Chiefs

I still think that this is Josh Allen's time. I think we're going to see Josh fucking Allen. I want it to happen so bad. I'm focusing mostly on the over because it's my game of the year. I don't think I'm going to bet either side. I would bet the Bills, but there's just a nagging thing in the back of my brain... the Chiefs are one of those teams that can embarrass you.

Joe Burrow is the smartest football player I have ever been around

Joe was the smartest guy in the room. He was the smartest football player I have ever been around. He studies, he's consistent. He has one goal in mind, us to be great.

LSU's 15-0 season in 2019 is unbeatable; teams can only hope to match it

Being a boy from Louisiana and always want to win the championship for the people in Louisiana... it was a special night for the state of Louisiana. Think about this, man, 15 and 0. They... all they can do is try to match it. Good luck.

I have no regrets about the 'sissy blue shirts' comment to the UCLA fan

No, not at all, not at all. You know, that's something that... that's a long going thing. But at UCLA, I used to sit at UCLA a long time ago, back in 1999 when I was there. I was walking in there and the fan provoked me and I was just joking with him, you know, about the sissy blue shirts. Well, they did what? They bought them. I got to give them credit.

Derek Stingley Jr. is as talented as Patrick Peterson

Derek's the most talented corner I've seen in a long time... [Corey Raymond] said he was as good as Patrick Peterson. And those guys that have been around Patrick, I love Patrick... we all believe that Derek could be a great all-pro player.

Putting milk in eggs makes them better and more like pancakes

What you do is you put like, I have put milk in my eggs and then they're like, almost like a pancake when you do them. But apparently the nice browning of the outside of the eggs... it's better than gooey icky eggs.

Microwaves are the best invention of all time and better than air fryers

When did we just start disrespecting the mighty microwave? The microwave is the best invention, maybe of all time. You put something in there, it gets so hot... It boils water in 15 seconds and everybody's just sleeping on it... microwaves are coded. They are all right.

Milk usually goes bad before its expiration date

I'm woke about expiration dates on milk. I think usually it goes bad before the expiration date. I sniff it. The other day... I sniffed it and it was bad.

The Arizona Cardinals are frauds

The Arizona Cardinals are frauds, absolute frauds. I've been... this podcast has been forefront in the Arizona Cardinals are frauds for the better half of two months now. Kliff Kingsbury fades down the stretch. Kyler Murray... they just don't, they're just not an upper echelon football team.

Kyler Murray has gotten slower, softer, and shorter

Kyler Murray has gotten slower, softer, and shorter... he was getting chased down from behind by guys that were about 150 pounds heavier than him on a regular basis.

The Cardinals were so bad that Matthew Stafford couldn't screw the game up

The Cardinals are so bad tonight, not even Matthew Stafford can fuck this up... It got so like, I'm not even saying when it was whatever it was, the score was a, what? 21 was the 28. Nothing yet. I'm not even saying then I'm saying when it was 14, nothing. I was like, the Cardinals are so bad that Matthew Stafford cannot screw this up.

If I were a Cardinals or Cowboys fan, I would prefer my defensive coordinator to be the head coach

I would be more confident if I were a Cardinals or Cowboys fan, if our, if our defensive coordinator was the head coach and not [the current ones].

The Cardinals should hire a defensive mastermind like Dan Quinn or Vic Fangio

I think that this is the type of team that you do the thing where you hire a Vic Fangio where you go with a defensive coordinator has been great. Yeah. You hire a defensive guy. You Zig while everybody else zags... I think as long as you have an average offensive coordinator, if you have like a defensive mastermind leading that team, I think that's the way that you got to go. You hire somebody that maybe you hire Dan Quinn.

Modern science and HGH allowed Cam Akers to return from an Achilles tear in five months

Dude, I don't know what these guys are doing nowadays, but modern science has down to a T. HGH... So you think Cam Akers is today HGH? Got it. Okay. But it was really impressive watching him be able to, he had that burst.

Kliff Kingsbury should coach Aaron Rodgers in Denver because he wouldn't actually have to coach

He [Kliff Kingsbury] needs to do Rodgers to Denver, cliff, to Denver. He needs to coach Aaron Rodgers where he doesn't really have to coach. Yeah. That would be a good fit for them.

Darren Rovell is a net positive on society because of his unintentional comedy

I actually just like watching this all unfold. I think his, I think he actually is a net positive on society just because of how terribly out of touch and insanely hilarious his unintentional comedy is... He gets dunked on for sport at this time.